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Unlocked with London, Askance exactly 20

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•  Metaphysical Disturbances in Fallen London is now (new value). (Raises Metaphysical Disturbances in Fallen London by 1, up to 1)
•  Time flies, except when it decides to swim. (Sets A Disruption to the Order of Time to 100 - ticktock ticktock tocktick ticktock)
•  Careful where you step; your feet might take a leave of absence. (Sets A Reorganisation of Space to 100 - Careful where you step)
•  Status quo vadis? (Sets A Twisted Ontology to 100 - Status quo vadis?)
•  For every reaction, there might have been an equal and opposite action. Or else, it hasn't happened yet. (Sets A Confounded Causality to 100 - Input and output are inconstant in their relationship)
•  The Hoof and the wellspring... (Sets Martyrdom of Saint B______ to 8, if below level 8)
•  You now have 10–110 (random) x Embroiled in the Affair of the Severed Twelve
•  A twist in your tale! You are now The Kings' Song. (Sets The Kings' Song to 1)
•  You now have 1–6 (random) x Seven
•  You've gained 1 x Rat on a String
•  You now have 1–7 (random) x Local Deviation from the Day of the Week
•  You've gained 1 x Devilish 'Holdeverything' (That You Didn't Buy)
•  You've gained 1 x Hardy Oilskin (That Just Turned Up)
•  You've gained 1 x Rooted Chaplet (Found Unexpectedly)
•  You've gained 1 x Labyrinthine Cellarette (Unpaid for)
•  You've gained 1 x Esca-Esque Fascinator (Errant)
•  You've gained 10 x Fragment of Disordered Time
•  A missing Hell may be the least of your troubles. (Sets London, Askance to 20 - A missing Hell may be the least of your troubles)
•  An occurrence! Your 'Your Own Personal Day of the Week' Quality is now Today! (hidden)