Reach for your calendar

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From: A Disagreement with the Morning Paper

That should resolve the matter swiftly and with no need for further remarks.

Unlocked with London, Askance exactly 0

Success

Topological transgression

As you reach—

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—and shrinks back as you withdraw it. The calendar lies only a few feet away, on the other side of the table, and yet, in the reaching, your limb was the length of a river.

That's... odd.

•  What was that? (Sets London, Askance to 1 - An ordinary morning. Allegedly.)