The Abstract Idea of Something That Is Certainly Not a Dog

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It never barks or begs, and only occasionally violates causality. It does scorch your curtains, and the things it leaves on the carpet are best left in the imagination. A reminder of happier, less strictured days.

The Abstract Idea of Something That Is Certainly Not a Dog is a Curiosity item.

This item is only available during certain times of the year. For details, see Hell is Missing (Guide). It was originally introduced during Hell is Missing (historical).

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