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From: An Exceptional Story: The Crocodile Who Would Be King
It is glaring at you like a permanently disappointed parent.
Unlocked with 
20 x Penny
Success
Reprehensible
"You didn't actually buy that thing, did you?" asks a cat sitting outside the shop when you emerge […] "[…] I'd recommend dropping it in the sewer. […]"
Before the cat can finish, the lizard's tongue flies out, sticks to some whiskers, and rips them loose. […][Find the rest of the story at https://www.fallenlondon.com]
Success Instructions: Exceptional Stories are Fallen London's most premium content. 'The Crocodile Who Would Be King' is the Exceptional Story for November 2021, currently available only to subscribers. You can subscribe on the Fate page to enjoy an Exceptional Story every month, plus other delicious perks!
You now have 1 x An Exceptional Trailer: The Crocodile Who Would Be King (hidden)
You've lost 20 x Penny
You've gained 1 x Reprehensible Lizard
You've gained 100 x Primordial Shriek
You've gained 1 x Unusual Love Story
