The scantily-dressed rituals of the Southern Archipelago

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From: The Centre Page spread


A pleasing mix of serious scholarship and bawdy innuendo. Something to get the blood going of a cold morning.


Challenge information

Broad, Shadowy 126

  • 87 - very chancy (41%)
  • 108 - chancy (51%)
  • 129 - modest (61%)
  • 150 - very modest (71%)
  • 171 - low-risk (81%)
  • 192 - straightforward (91%)
  • 210 - straightforward (100%)

Success

DELICIOUS SEAFOOD AND LICENTIOUS RITES!

The islanders of the Southern Archipelago probably dance around half-naked on the cliff-tops to the sound of trombones. At least, you have no conclusive evidence to the contrary. […] Your readership love saucy nonsense above all things […]

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Failure

The note is unsigned

'If you print one word of that, dearie, I'll have yer bleedin' guts fer garters.' That doesn't sound hygienic.