...more fundamental explanation: storynexus, the engine fallen london runs on, allows one to give prosaic descriptors instead of numerical ones to certain quality-locks. sometimes this is used because the backend implementation details are horrendous and really not meant to be pkayer-facing (i assume this was the original intended use). sometimes it's used as an amusing extra layer of obscurity. sometimes it's used to make a narrative more punchy.

here, it's used to combine seven different quality-checks into a pithy acknowledgement of how you've managed to trouble your waters without getting a firmly defined Problem. for reasons.