The funniest source of Tales of Terror

You can write a letter to an acquaintance urging them to become more Dangerous with a story of how you forgot a fellow's honorifics at a party.

You can accelerate your divorce by blaming your spouse for the time you were paralyzed by indecision over a man's honorifics at a party.

You can inspire God's Editors with a tale of how their work is all that prevents the good people of London from sins like forgetting a man's honorifics at a party.

You can impress monster-hunting recluses from the opposite corner of the Neath with memories of your most fearsome foe: a man whose honorifics you cocked up at two parties.