Try to describe what you do currently
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From: A long conversation with the Functionary
Action Cost: 0
Not that it will work.
Unlocked with 
Profession: 
Correspondent, 
Licentiate, 
Monster-Hunter, 
Midnighter, 
Silverer, 
Crooked-Cross, 
Notary, or 
Doctor; 
Recent Topic of Conversation: Professional Advancement
Success
His hand drifts to his pen
[...] The Wry Functionary has always derived a dry pleasure from learning about the unlikely and the odd, and he solicits as much detail as you're able to divulge.
[...] He does keep a journal for his future memoirs. Perhaps you'll merit a page or two.
