'QUEER DREAMS OF WOT OUGHT NOT TO HAVE BEEN (SP?)'
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From: This Morning's Gazette
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Has aught altered in the Parabolan wild of the Waswood?
Unlocked with 
Season of the Sacroboscan Calendar is present (World Quality, now available)
Success
Beneath greener boughs
[see below]
Success Instructions: If you have access to the Waswood from your Parabolan Base-Camp, you will be able to experience a retired event from Fallen London's past. The event changes weekly.
 Season | Effect |
|---|---|
| 1 | 'SINNING JENNY SEEN IN THE WASWOOD WHICH IS PRETENDING TO BE MUTTON ISLAND! MIND OUT FOR HABITS SNARED IN THE SHRUBBERY!' |
| 2 | 'VIRGINIA SEEN IN THE WASWOOD WHICH IS PRETENDING TO BE MUTTON ISLAND! 'WARE THE MARY LLOYD! A GENERAL AIR OF SPITE AND BRIMSTONE SUFFUSES THE FOREST!' |
| 3 | 'THE VISCOUNTESS SEEN IN THE WASWOOD WHICH IS PRETENDING TO BE MUTTON ISLAND! THE WOOD IS FULL OF MELANCHOLY! WATCH OUT FOR PAST REGRETS RESURFACING!' |
| 4 | 'AN ELECTION LOOMS! HAVE WE NOT LIVED AND DIED IN VAIN? THE CAPTIVATING PRINCESS CHALLENGES MR SLOWCAKE (NOT OF THIS PARISH) AND THE JOVIAL CONTRARIAN (AGAIN!) NO STAKES; ONLY ARGUMENTS. THE ELECTION!' |
| 5 | 'AN ELECTION LOOMS! HAVE WE NOT LIVED AND DIED IN VAIN? MRS PLENTY AND HER RUBBERY LUMPS CHALLENGE SHOSHANNA (SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING!) AND VIRGINIA (BOO HISS!) NO STAKES; ONLY ARGUMENTS. THE ELECTION!' |
| 6 | 'AN ELECTION LOOMS! HAVE WE NOT LIVED AND DIED IN VAIN? THE VISCOUNTESS (AWW) CHALLENGES F.F GEBRANDT AND THE TENTACLED ENTERPERNEURNEOOR! NO STAKES; ONLY ARGUMENTS. THE ELECTION!' |
| 7 | 'ROSES FLOOD THE WASWOOD. CANDLES FLICKER IN THE ROTTEN STUMPS. HALLOWMAS COMES TO THE WASWOOD. SO TOO, ARBOR.' |
| 8 | 'GREAT FISSHOORS 'AVE OPENED UP IN THE WASWOOD. ECHOES OF THE GREAT SINK CRACK THE DIRT OF DREAM.' |
| 9 | 'MIND OUT FOR NASCENT MUSEUMS WHILE WANDERING THE WASWOOD'S SHORES. A REMINDER TO ALL TO KEEP MANKIND'S HUBRIS IN CHECK.' |
