'QUEER DREAMS OF WOT OUGHT NOT TO HAVE BEEN (SP?)'
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From: This Morning's Gazette
Action Cost: 0
Has aught altered in the Parabolan wild of the Waswood?
Unlocked with 
Whim of the Sacroboscan Calendar is present (World Quality, now available), 
Fancy of the Sacroboscan Calendar is present (World Quality, now available)
Success
Beneath greener boughs
[...]
This is not all. The Waswood is busy, these days. Another article continues below.
[...]Description summary:
The first and third paragraphs vary based on 
Whim of the Sacroboscan Calendar and 
Fancy of the Sacroboscan Calendar, respectively.
| Whim | First paragraph |
|---|---|
| 1 | 'AN ELECTION LOOMS! HAVE WE NOT LIVED AND DIED IN VAIN? THE CAPTIVATING PRINCESS CHALLENGES MR SLOWCAKE (NOT OF THIS PARISH) AND THE JOVIAL CONTRARIAN (AGAIN!) NO STAKES; ONLY ARGUMENTS. THE ELECTION!' |
| 2 | 'GREAT FISSHOORS 'AVE OPENED UP IN THE WASWOOD. ECHOES OF THE GREAT SINK CRACK THE DIRT OF DREAM.' |
| 3 | 'AN ELECTION LOOMS! HAVE WE NOT LIVED AND DIED IN VAIN? THE VISCOUNTESS (AWW) CHALLENGES F.F GEBRANDT AND THE TENTACLED ENTERPERNEURNEOOR! NO STAKES; ONLY ARGUMENTS. THE ELECTION!' |
| 4 | 'WAR BREAKS OUT IN THE WASWOOD; STARVED MEN INVADE. AS IF IT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH THE FIRST TIME.' |
| 5 | 'VIRGINIA SEEN IN THE WASWOOD WHICH IS PRETENDING TO BE MUTTON ISLAND! 'WARE THE MARY LLOYD! A GENERAL AIR OF SPITE AND BRIMSTONE SUFFUSES THE FOREST!' |
| Fancy | Third paragraph |
|---|---|
| 1 | 'TIGERS SPOTTED IN THE WASWOOD IN ALARMING QUANTITIES! MIND YOU DON'T GET ET AS YOU RECALL THE COIL'EART GAMES.' |
| 2 | 'AN ELECTION LOOMS! HAVE WE NOT LIVED AND DIED IN VAIN? MRS PLENTY AND HER RUBBERY LUMPS CHALLENGE SHOSHANNA (SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING!) AND VIRGINIA (BOO HISS!) NO STAKES; ONLY ARGUMENTS. THE ELECTION!' |
| 3 | 'MIND OUT FOR NASCENT MUSEUMS WHILE WANDERING THE WASWOOD'S SHORES. A REMINDER TO ALL TO KEEP MANKIND'S HUBRIS IN CHECK.' |
| 4 | 'SINNING JENNY SEEN IN THE WASWOOD WHICH IS PRETENDING TO BE MUTTON ISLAND! MIND OUT FOR HABITS SNARED IN THE SHRUBBERY!' |
| 5 | 'ROSES FLOOD THE WASWOOD. CANDLES FLICKER IN THE ROTTEN STUMPS. HALLOWMAS COMES TO THE WASWOOD. SO TOO, ARBOR.' |
| 6 | 'THE VISCOUNTESS SEEN IN THE WASWOOD WHICH IS PRETENDING TO BE MUTTON ISLAND! THE WOOD IS FULL OF MELANCHOLY! WATCH OUT FOR PAST REGRETS RESURFACING!' |
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Success Instructions: If you have access to the Waswood from your Parabolan Base-Camp, you will be able to experience one of a selection of retired events from Fallen London's past. The events change weekly.
