A Turnip?
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You have been assured that this is what turnips look like.
A Turnip? is a Weapon item.
Effects when equipped in the Weapon slot:
Respectable -4 (Strict Worst-in-Slot item)
Bizarre +1
Shapeling Arts +1 (Shared Best-in-Slot item)
- Also: Shared Worst-in-Slot BDR item