Attend a Sermon

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Hear what's being preached at the Kirk today.

Game Instructions: You will gain Vienna Openings. This will bring your visit to a close.

Success

The perils of authorship

(See table below)

Airs	Description
1 - 14	An exegesis on the 'Importunate of Simians' and the similarities between Mr Pages' dark thoughts on the ape and traditionally anti-Caledonian sentiment expressed by English writers.
15 - 29	A nuanced dissection of the London Gazette and its role in the neutering of radical thought via its diversion through official channels. This is followed by a further consideration of what makes a beard a 'Sassenach' beard.
30 - 49	The collected works of a Fidgeting Writer are under brief discussion, though […] swiftly dismissed as a 'bourgeoisie folly; a cheap substitute representing the capitalist inability to contend with the true horror of the system it reproduces'.
50 - 69	The Romantics are under discussion today, particularly Coleridge's ideas around utopia – and the reasons for the failure of this project. These reasons mostly extend to nationality.
70 - 84	September is at the pulpit with a lengthy exegesis of a great many works […] only he seems to have read. […] September believes the number of mistakes in each work is significant and he has devised a numerological chart to prove it.
85 - 100	A discussion of old Ballads is briefly attempted, but the frequent references to places no longer attainable […] proves too much. September motions that the congregation move onto safer texts, such as those on […] international workers' solidarity.

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