<a href="/wiki/Meet_with_a_Statuesque_Deviless" title="Meet with a Statuesque Deviless">Meet with a Statuesque Deviless</a> is the every-statue-is-of-yourself action.

The "Church in the Wild" option mentioned is that a statue of yourself is useful for generating Horsehead Amulets via <a href="/wiki/Meditate_on_Death" title="Meditate on Death">Meditate on Death</a>.