Okay, now I've been trying to draw this card for days. I've seen the same Standard cards dozens of times over, yet nary a whisper of this card which is supposed to appear 5 times more frequently. This bears (pun not intended, surprisingly) further investigation.

EDIT: Further investigation has lead me to discover I already have Seeking a Honey-Mazed Bear at 1. I have no idea how, since I only got to Dangerous 200 a couple of days ago, and I most definitely did not draw the card and play it. Also, the Grizzled Veteran still recommends I go to Ealing Gardens. Mystery... definitely not solved... but at least it doesn't matter to me personally anymore.