Offer to make a wall of stolen paintings

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From: Steal paintings for the Topsy King 2

That would be very impressive, and you're sure the Topsy King would approve. You would need an awful lot of paintings, though.

Challenge information

Narrow, Casing... 7 (50% base)

  • 5 - high-risk (30%)
  • 6 - tough (40%)
  • 7 - very chancy (50%)
  • 8 - chancy (60%)
  • 9 - modest (70%)
  • 10 - very modest (80%)
  • 11 - low-risk (90%)
  • 12 and above - straightforward (100%)


'Llunda oils there, goden. Walkskies be great cosy!'

The court watches with bated breath as you cover an entire knotted-rope wall with stolen paintings. There is a great cheer from the Raggedy Men as you set the last one in place. […] The Topsy King rewards you with a flock of trained bats.

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'Kinka sadja goden?? Nema godeny! Walkskies held like toothy hoora clangey!'

Your boast that you have stolen enough art to cover a wall of the court proves slightly less than true. The Topsy King grows angry at your failure, and screams nonsense at you for what feels like hours. The Raggedy Men look on solemnly.