Editing Persuade the Bishop of Southwark/Tables

<noinclude>[[Category:Tables]]</noinclude>
==Difficulty==
{{Variant table
|Condition = Question before the Board |Condition alias = Question
|Condition type = <noinclude>Raw</noinclude><includeonly>Math</includeonly>
|Effect = [[Persuade the Bishop of Southwark/Tables|Base Difficulty]]
|Value 1 = 1 - [[Plan the next route through occupied buildings, alongside the Moloch Line|Recommending a Route through Occupied Buildings]]
|Effect 1 = 380
|Value 2 = 2 - [[Plan the next route through abandoned buildings|Proposing the Demolition of Unused Houses]]
|Effect 2 = 380
|Value 3 = 3 - [[Plan the next route through the Pitiless Bog|Recommending a Route over Marshland]]
|Effect 3 = 300
|Value 4 = 4 - [[Plan the next route across the Plain of Thirsty Grasses|Recommending a Route through Plainsland]]
|Effect 4 = 180
|Value 5 = 5 - [[Plan the next route over the Monkprince Hills|Route through Hills]]
|Effect 5 = 220
|Value 7 = 7 - [[Plan the next route across a ravine|Recommending a Route across a Ravine]]
|Effect 7 = 220
|Value 9 = 9 - [[Plan the next route through Wasteland|Recommending a Route through Wasteland]]
|Effect 9 = 100
|Value 10 = 10 - [[Vote His Amused Lordship off the Board|Proposing the Removal of His Amused Lordship]]
|Effect 10 = 300
|Value 11 = 11 - [[Vote the Efficient Commissioner off the board|Proposing the Removal of the Efficient Commissioner]]
|Effect 11 = 300
|Value 12 = 12 - [[Vote the Jovial Contrarian off the board|Proposing the Removal of the Jovial Contrarian]]
|Effect 12 = 300
|Value 13 = 13 - [[Vote Sinning Jenny off the board|Proposing the Removal of Sinning Jenny]]
|Effect 13 = 500
|Value 14 = 14 - [[Vote Feducci off the board|Proposing the Removal of Feducci]]
|Effect 14 = 300
|Value 15 = 15 - [[Vote Virginia off the board|Proposing the Removal of Virginia]]
|Effect 15 = 300
|Value 16 = 16 - [[Vote Furnace off the board|Proposing the Removal of Furnace Ancona]]
|Effect 16 = 500
|Value 17 = 17 - [[Vote the Dean of Xenotheology off the board|Proposing the Removal of the Dean of Xenotheology]]
|Effect 17 = 580
|Value 18 = 18 - [[Vote the Bishop of Saint Fiacre's off the board|Proposing the Removal of the Bishop of Saint Fiacre's]]
|Effect 18 = 700
|Value 20 = 20 - [[Vote the Tentacled Entrepreneur off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Tentacled Entrepreneur]]
|Effect 20 = 300
|Value 21 = 21 - [[Vote the Gracious Widow off the board|Proposing the Removal of the Gracious Widow]]
|Effect 21 = 300
|Value 22 = 22 - [[Vote April off the Board|Proposing the Removal of April]]
|Effect 22 = 300
|Value 23 = 23 - [[Vote the Wandering Gondolier off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Wandering Gondolier]]
|Effect 23 = 300
|Value 24 = 24 - [[Vote September off the Board|Proposing the Removal of September]]
|Effect 24 = 300
|Value 26 = 26 - [[Vote the Viscountess off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Viscountess of the Viric Jungle]]
|Effect 26 = 200
|Value 27 = 27 - [[Vote the Rubbery Yes-Man off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Rubbery Yes-Man]]
|Effect 27 = 300
|Value 28 = 28 - [[Vote the Hell-Scarred Gondolier off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Hell-Scarred Gondolier]]
|Effect 28 = 300
|Value 29 = 29 - [[Vote Cornelius off the Board|Proposing the Removal of Cornelius, the Bandaged Prehistoricist]]
|Effect 29 = 400
|Value 30 = 30 - [[Vote January off the Board|Proposing the Removal of January]]
|Effect 30 = 300
|Value 31 = 31 - [[Vote the Wry Functionary off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Wry Functionary]]
|Effect 31 = 300
|Value 32 = 32 - [[Vote the Delightful Reverend off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Delightful Reverend]]
|Effect 32 = 700
|Value 33 = 33 - [[Vote the Drummer off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Drummer]]
|Effect 33 = 300
|Value 35 = 35 - [[Vote the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner]]
|Effect 35 = 400
|Value 37 = 37 - [[Vote the Implacable Detective off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Implacable Detective]]
|Effect 37 = 400
|Value 100 = 100 - [[Propose a plan for the next Station building and for the train engines to go there|Proposing a Station Plan]]
|Effect 100 = 100
|Value 105 = 105 - [[Propose a station that is a defiance to All|Proposing a Station Plan more like a Fortress]]
|Effect 105 = 100
|Value 115 = 115 - [[Propose a daringly-built station in brass and rose, tribute to Hell|Proposing a Station Plan styled in the Manner of Hell]]
|Effect 115 = 100
|Value 120 = 120 - [[Propose a station building proclaiming the Bazaar's great reach|Proposing a Station Plan that Honours the Bazaar]]
|Effect 120 = 100
|Value 130 = 130 - [[Propose a station building unmistakably of the Empress' realm|Proposing a Station Plan that Speaks to the Glory of London and the Empress]]
|Effect 130 = 100
|Value 140 = 140 - [[Propose a station fit for the wilderness|Proposing a Station Plan Suited to Wasteland]]
|Effect 140 = 100
|Value 150 = 150 - [[Propose the kind of station one might find in a sleepy village in Oxfordshire|Proposing a Station Plan Suited to a Surface Summer]]
|Effect 150 = 100
|Value 160 = 160 - [[Plan for an icy route to the Hurlers|Proposing an ice-resistant route and a well-insulated station]]
|Effect 160 = 100
|Value 181 = 181 - [[Plan your last route, and set aside land for a tracklayers' city near Ealing Gardens|Proposing a Tracklayers' City near Ealing Gardens]]
|Effect 181 = 100
|Value 182 = 182 - [[Plan your last route, and set aside land for a tracklayers' city near the Magistracy of the Evenlode|Proposing a Tracklayers' City near the Magistracy of the Evenlode]]
|Effect 182 = 100
|Value 183 = 183 - [[Plan your last route, and set aside land for a tracklayers' city near Balmoral|Proposing a Tracklayers' City near Balmoral]]
|Effect 183 = 240
|Value 184 = 184 - [[Plan your last route, and set aside land for a tracklayers' city near Station VIII|Proposing a Tracklayers' City near Station VIII]]
|Effect 184 = 300
|Value 185 = 185 - [[Plan your last route, and set aside land for a tracklayers' city near Burrow-infra-Mump|Proposing a Tracklayers' City near Burrow-infra-Mump]]
|Effect 185 = 100
|Value 186 = 186 - [[Plan your last route, and set aside land for a tracklayers' city between Moulin and Hurlers|Proposing a Tracklayers' City somewhere between Moulin and Hurlers, as no one sensible wants that land at all]]
|Effect 186 = 300
|Value 187 = 187 - [[Plan your last route, and set aside land for a tracklayers' city at the outskirts of Hell|Proposing a Tracklayers' City near Marigold Station, under the walls of Hell]]
|Effect 187 = 500
|Value 200 = 200 - [[Add Train Defences|Recommending Better Defences for Each Train]]
|Effect 200 = 100
|Value 205 = 205 - [[Build more room for baggage on the train|Recommending More Baggage Accommodations for Each Train]]
|Effect 205 = 100
|Value 210 = 210 - [[Add Train Luxuries|Recommending More Luxurious Fittings for Each Train]]
|Effect 210 = 300
|Value 220 = 220 - [[Advocate paying off the striking workers|Recommending More Worker Compensation]]
|Effect 220 = 100
|Value 230 = 230 - [[Recommend giving the workers a share of the company|Recommending Worker Co-ownership]]
|Effect 230 = 100
|Value 240 = 240 - [[Recommend giving the workers a sharp corrective|Recommending the Strike be Broken]]
|Effect 240 = 300
|Value 250 = 250 - [[Free up the funds to excavate whatever the Tracklayers found|Requesting Funds to Excavate the Remains of a Prehistoric Creature]]
|Effect 250 = 100
|Value 260 = 260 - [[Pave over whatever the Tracklayers found|Suggesting the Union Pave Over a Prehistoric Creature]]
|Effect 260 = 100
|Value 270 = 270 - [[Vote extra funds to build around the anomalous block|Requesting Funds to Route Around an Anomalous Section of London]]
|Effect 270 = 100
|Value 280 = 280 - [[Propose a Red Science solution that would remove the anomalous block|Proposing to Drive the Track through the Zone]]
|Effect 280 = 20
|Value 330 = 330 - [[Promote Virginia's desire for an expressly Infernal charter|Proposing a Charter declaring an Alliance with Hell]]
|Effect 330 = 500
|Value 400 = 400 - [[Vote a dividend to the shareholders|Proposing to Pay Dividends to Shareholders]]
|Effect 400 = 300
|Value 500 = 500 - [[Suggest a detour through Parabola|Proposing a Bypass through Parabola]]
|Effect 500 = 0
|Value 510 = 510 - [[Plan to hire Hellworms and drill through rock that way|Proposing the Rental of Hellworms]]
|Effect 510 = 380
|Value 520 = 520 - [[Plan the next route through former battlefields|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell]]
|Effect 520 = 520
|Value 521 = 521 - [[Support Feducci's motion regarding a route to Moulin|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell, following Feducci's Guidance]]
|Effect 521 = 240
|Value 522 = 522 - [[Support April's motion regarding a route to Moulin|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell, following April's Guidance]]
|Effect 522 = 400
|Value 523 = 523 - [[Support Virginia's motion regarding a route to Moulin|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell, following Virginia's Guidance]]
|Effect 523 = 500
|Value 526 = 526 - [[Support His Amused Lordship's motion regarding a route to Moulin|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell, following His Amused Lordship's Guidance]]
|Effect 526 = 100
|Value 527 = 527 - [[Support the motion of the Wandering Gondolier regarding a route to Moulin|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell, following the Wandering Gondolier's Guidance]]
|Effect 527 = 240
|Value 528 = 528 - [[Support Cornelius' motion regarding a route to Moulin|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell, following Cornelius' Guidance]]
|Effect 528 = 100
|Value 529 = 529 - [[Support the Viscountess' motion regarding a route to Moulin|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell, following the Viscountess' Guidance]]
|Effect 529 = 240
|Value 600 = 600 - [[Propose that the Board endorse the Tentacled Entrepreneur for Lord Mayor|Proposing that the Board Endorse the Tentacled Entrepreneur for Lord Mayor]]
|Effect 600 = 140
|Value 610 = 610 - [[Propose that the Board endorse the Viscountess of the Viric Jungle|Proposing that the Board Endorse the Viscountess of the Viric Jungle for Lord Mayor]]
|Effect 610 = 320
|Value 620 = 620 - [[Propose that the Board endorse F. F. Gebrandt|Proposing that the Board Endorse F. F. Gebrandt for Lord Mayor]]
|Effect 620 = 100
|Value 700 = 700 - [[Propose that the Unyielding Highlander become Castellan of Balmoral|Proposing that the Unyielding Highlander become Castellan of Balmoral]]
|Effect 700 = 200
|Value 710 = 710 - [[Propose September become Castellan of Balmoral|Proposing that September become Castellan of Balmoral]]
|Effect 710 = 200
|Value 720 = 720 - [[Propose the Fervent Widow become Castellan of Balmoral|Proposing that the Fervent Widow become Castellan of Balmoral]]
|Effect 720 = 200
|Value 800 = 800 - [[Appoint (a Tracklayer) in Furnace's place|Proposing a tracklayer aligned with Mr Fires]]
|Effect 800 = 100
|Value 850 = 850 - [[Appoint Cornelius in Furnace's place|Proposing Cornelius to lead]]
|Effect 850 = 300
|Value 905 = 905 - [[Propose that the Dean of Xenotheology become Patron of the Burrow Church|Proposing the Dean of Xenotheology as Patron of the Burrow Church]]
|Effect 905 = 500
|Value 910 = 910 - [[Propose that the Bishop of St Fiacre's become Patron of the Burrow Church|Proposing the Bishop of St Fiacre's as Patron of the Burrow Church]]
|Effect 910 = 100
|Value 931 = 931 - [[Vote a new set of concessions to the Union|Resuming Normal Operations with Furnace in Charge]]
|Effect 931 = 260
|Value 932 = 932 - [[Vote on Cornelius' plan to build a Tracklaying Beast|Supporting Cornelius' Prehistoricist Building Approach]]
|Effect 932 = 260
|Value 933 = 933 - [[Vote on new illumination for the stations|Supporting a Brightly-Lit Building Approach]]
|Effect 933 = 100
|Value 934 = 934 - [[Vote a package of measures intended to get work to resume|Proposing a Package of Measures to Resume Normal Operations]]
|Effect 934 = 300
|Value 940 = 940 - [[Propose special consideration to certain charitable groups|Proposing special consideration to certain charitable groups]]
|Effect 940 = 100
|Value 941 = 941 - [[Propose paying a dividend to the poor of the Hinterlands|Proposing a dividend be paid out to the poor of the Hinterlands]]
|Effect 941 = 100
|Value 1000 = 1000 - [[Propose a costly but effective tribute to Hillchanger Tower|Proposing an expensive tribute to the Hillchanger Tower]]
|Effect 1000 = 260
|Value 1010 = 1010 - [[Accept a proposal from those board members with a non-human perspective|Proposing an inhuman tribute to the Hillchanger Tower]]
|Effect 1010 = 240
|Value 1020 = 1020 - [[Accept a proposal from those board members aligned with a month|Proposing a calendrical tribute to the Hillchanger Tower]]
|Effect 1020 = 380
|Value 1100 = 1100 - Proposing to send your train to war in Parabola<br/>([[Propose you deploy your train in the Parabolan War on behalf of Cats|Cats]], [[Propose you deploy your train in the Parabolan War on behalf of Fingerkings|FKs]], [[Propose you deploy your train in your Parabolan War campaign for the Ophidian Gentleman|Gent]], [[Propose you deploy your train in the Parabolan War for the Viscountess|Visc.]], [[Propose you deploy your train in the Parabolan War|Other]])
|Effect 1100 = 200 (Cats)<br>0 (FKs, Gent)<br>300 (Visc.)<br>260 (Other)
|Value 1110 = 1110 - [[Suggest building a spur line into Parabola|Proposing to build a spur line into Parabola so that you can send in a war-train]]
|Effect 1110 = 300
}}

==Success Text==
{{Variant table
|Condition = Question before the Board |Condition alias = Question|Compact = yes
<noinclude>|Condition type = Raw</noinclude>
|Effect = [[Persuade the Bishop of Southwark/Tables|Success Description]]
|Value 1 - 3, 5, 7, 9 = "If it has to be toward Hell," he says. "Then it might as well be that way."
|Value 4 = "Better through the grasses than through the hills. The one is a danger to the flesh, but the other to the soul."
|Value 12 - 13 = The Bishop of Southwark is pleased to agree. He is not so impolite as to say that he bears a grudge from past election debates. But there may be some such lurking motivation.
|Value 20 = Southwark looks as though he wants to find an objection, but lands on nothing in the end. This will have to do.
|Value 100 = "A titan among stations." Southwark considers the plan, then draws a red pencil circle around a few architectural features he finds especially admirable.
|Value 105 = "This is the sort of thing!" roars Southwark. "This is what we should be building, all along the line from here to Hell! Up to its gates! Under its walls!"
|Value 115 = "If it is meant to betray Hell into a false security..." Southwark says. He plainly holds the idea in deep distaste still, and considers it nothing short of offensive to put a building of this kind among the very battlefields of the wars with Hell. […]
|Value 120 = The Bishop of Southwark finds the tortuous spirals of the design so flustering that he turns the pages over three times before he is sure he's looking at them from the correct direction. "I suppose," he says […] "that it will confuse any attackers."
|Value 130 = The Bishop of Southwark looks as though he is half-minded to object, but in the end, he says, "It will reassure the patriotic, and perhaps more visitors will come from London to pay their respects."
|Value 140 = "It may not look very impressive, but even our own Lord came amongst us in a humble guise," remarks the Bishop of Southwark. "I'm told it will be sturdy and inexpensive to build, and allow us to save our resources for the opposition of Hell. Yea."
|Value 150 = "I myself would prefer a more robust expression of our faith," remarks Southwark, considering the plans. "But it does look the kind of station one would find in a Christian countryside."
|Value 160 = Southwark is disturbed by the 'overly secular' station building, and as usual unhappy about inching ever closer to hell. But he eventually gives his assent – "As long as none of you joke about a 'cold day in Hell.'"
|Value 170 = "If we cannot arrange to fill Marigold station with holy water and crosses, I suppose this will do." He has the expression of a man already planning a military campaign.
|Value 181 - 187 = "Aye," says Southwark, seeming uncharacteristically tired. "If we are to build a railway to Hell, might as well plant a Revolutionary nest on the way. Why not? I surrender to the madness."
|Value 200 = "Proper armament," he says, and sings several verses of a hymn about the breastplate of Saint Patrick. Really, it is possible that these meetings are unhealthily invigorating for the Bishop.
|Value 205 = "Room for weapons is the next best thing to armament," says the Bishop of Southwark firmly.
|Value 220 = "For the worker is worthy of his hire," says the Bishop of Southwark. "I vote Yea."
|Value 300 - 330 = Southwark looks as though he wants to find an objection, but lands on nothing in the end. This will have to do.
|Value 400 = "Funds for the Church!" he says. "A tithe would be better, of course. But we take what the by-laws allow."
|Value 500 = "Parabola is our best chance!" he roars. "Let us approach Hell by way of the unguarded pass!" No one else at the meeting shares his military zeal.
|Value 510 = "With the greatest reluctance and tribulation of spirit," says the Bishop of Southwark. "I have come to believe this vote is the prudential choice, but I am deeply troubled by it."
|Value 520 - 523, 526 - 529 = The Bishop of Southwark grudgingly accepts the plan, though not without a lot of commentary about the proper role of the Church in such undertakings.
|Value 600 = "Better a Rubbery man than a ''Devil''," Southwark says, banging the tabletop with his fist. "The Rubbery men are at least G-d's creatures."
|Value 610 = "If the Board insists," says the Bishop of Southwark. "For my part, I would recommend feeding her a dish of minced rat and electing someone taller. But my arguments do not seem to hold sway."
|Value 620 = "I mean to vote for F. F. Gebrandt," says the Bishop. "I admire her taste for experimentation, and I believe her intentions are sound. There are those who say her potations even make some souls unacceptable to Hell! A great recommendation!"
|Value 700, 720 = The Bishop of Southwark does not see this as a particularly theological matter, and it's plain he's inclined to follow your lead.
|Value 710 = "We could do worse," says Southwark, though he doesn't say who he has in mind.
|Value 800, 850 = "No objection," roars the Bishop. He is distracted by something offensive he has just read in the newspaper, and is waiting for the board to tackle ''his'' proposal – the one about blessing all the trains before sending them out.
|Value 905 = "No objection," say the Bishop. "Yet," he says giving the Dean a meaningful glare.
|Value 910 = "Well, I suppose I can't object," the Bishop says carefully.
|Value 932 = He consents. "If that works, perhaps we can begin on some Siege-Beasts." Evidently he imagines a Prehistoricist assault on the walls of Hell.
|Value 940 - 941 = The Bishop of Southwark is not as enthusiastic about charity as he is about the other roles of the Church, but he is not opposed.
|Value 1000 - 1020 = "Keep it from siding too much with Hell, that's the important thing […] In fact, the sooner the better. The devils are ahead of us. We don't want them more allied than they are. […] We need an alliance of our own. A strong one."
|Value 1100 - 1110 = "By thunder, I wish to see this train of ours in action! We shall ride it like one of the horses in Revelation and give the realm of dream such a smiting that shall not be forgotten[…]!" The Bishop gets carried away[…] momentarily abashed afterward.
|Value 1200 = "Build up our strongholds!" says Southwark vehemently. "There's room out there for a grand breeding programme against the forces of Hell." The proposal doesn't contain anything about animal transport, {{...}} moment {{...}} what exactly he's voting on. {{...}}
}}

==Failure Text==
{{Variant table
|Condition = Question before the Board |Condition alias = Question|Compact = yes
<noinclude>|Condition type = Raw</noinclude>
|Effect = [[Persuade the Bishop of Southwark/Tables|Failure Description]]
|Value 1 - 3 = Southwark reads the maps with a scowl. There is no way to orient them that obscures the truth: the train is headed toward Hell.
|Value 4 = "I have heard disturbing things of those grasses," he says. "What if they swallow even the rails into the earth?" Someone else speaks up to assure him that that, at least, is very unlikely. But he remains alert to the dangers.
|Value 5 = "It would be better not to meet the inhabitants of those hills," he says.
|Value 7 = […] "If you drown in lava, does it make you a Drownie?" […] those who have ever been to Zee feel that seawater is categorically different from other liquids and that drowning in one will not have the same effect as drowning in another.
|Value 9 = Southwark reads the maps with a scowl. There is no way to orient them that obscures the truth: the train is headed toward Hell, and getting ever closer.
|Value 10 - 11, 14 - 17, 20 - 24, 26 - 30, 33, 37 = "Fewer magnates!" says Southwark. "What this Board needs is soldiers and Bishops. We of the cloth will know what to do when we get to Hell." Despite this hearty declaration, however, he opposes this particular removal.
|Value 12 - 13 = Southwark opposes the removal. "I am able to turn the other cheek," he says. A reference, apparently, to election arguments he has never forgotten.
|Value 18 = "On this Board we need all the Bishops we can find," Southwark roars. "We should rather add three more Bishops than remove one of those we have!"
|Value 31 = "A more muscular participant in the board meetings might be preferable, but his advice is generally good."
|Value 32 = "The clergy are a beneficial influence," he says. "The Reverend's views may stray into the peculiar, but better her than the alternatives!"
|Value 35 = "Now there is a fearless woman," […] He may be referring to the time he challenged the Campaigner to an arm-wrestling session […] A pot of tea was spilled […] but it did teach the other board members not to make certain assumptions about the lady.
|Value 100, 105 = "The race is not to the swift," says the Bishop of Southwark. "Which is to say, this looks a very slapdash affair!"
|Value 115 = "Is this meant in jest?" demands Southwark. "Is it intended as comedy? Are we now committing blasphemy in marble and brass?" So that's a nay, then.
|Value 120 = "A temple to Mammon," sulks the Bishop of Southwark. "I think not."
|Value 130 = "What has the Empress to do with it?" asks the Bishop of Southwark bluntly. "It isn't as though she is likely to pay it a visit!"
|Value 140 = […] It doesn't do to be too critical, and there's no fundamental objection to this design – it isn't as though it proclaims the messages of Hell, ha! But it does seem a trifle underwhelming. Couldn't you convey some encouragement to our architect? […]
|Value 150 = The Bishop of Southwark frowns. "It does seem like the sort of station one would find in a good Christian land," he says. "But it isn't built for the wars."
|Value 160 = Southwark frowns. "We're getting awfully close to Hell with this one," he says. "Where's the gun emplacements? Where's the magazine? Should we perhaps include a moat?"
|Value 181 - 187 = "Absolutely not," says Southwark. "First you tell me we're building a railway to Hell, now you say we're also planting a Revolutionary nest on the way there?"
|Value 200 = "A more robust train is an excellent idea," Southwark exclaims. "But our guards must be bred for the purpose." He outlines the menagerie he would like to put aboard every GHR train, a set of monsters born to the purpose.
|Value 205 = "An excellent plan, but shouldn't the compartments be designed to carry animals?" He suggests a revision with barred windows. This is not quite what you had in mind.
|Value 210 = "Waste of time and waste of substance," Southwark says, on reviewing the proposal. "Save the gilding and the cupids'-heads for seats at the theatre."
|Value 220 - 270 = "'The labourer is worthy of his hire,'" remarks Southwark. "But we risk encouraging more demands of a like nature in the future."
|Value 300 = "Let us take a Psalm for our motto!" Southwark counters. "The Valley of the Shadow of Death!'
|Value 310 - 330 = Southwark scowls. This scheme does not appeal to him at all.
|Value 400 = Southwark argues that no dividends should be disbursed until the company can be sure that no Devils will benefit from the distribution. Considering that there are infernal shareholders, this would be difficult to arrange.
|Value 510 = "Has everyone taken leave of their senses?" roars the Bishop of Southwark. "Are you wholly and entirely mad? To enter a new contract with Hell, to acquire the beasts of their warfare...! Think of your soul!"
|Value 520 - 523, 526 - 529 = "Decidedly not," says the Bishop. "If we must take that direction, then listen to me. I am familiar with the battles of Hell."
|Value 700, 720 = "Are we certain of the candidate's allegiance?" demands the Bishop. "Have we asked suitable questions on points of doctrine?"
|Value 710 = "September's no friend of the Church, and he'll do nothing to hold back the Devils," says Southwark.
|Value 800, 850 = "No," says the Bishop. "I cannot think he's prepared for the theological rigours of the position." As though the Tracklayers' Union leader needed to give sermons.
|Value 905 = "No," says the Bishop. "I cannot think she's prepared for the theological rigours of the position." The Dean gives him an acid look. "Neither is he," she says pointedly.
|Value 910 = "No," says the Bishop. "I do not think it wise to overextend a Bishop."
|Value 931, 933, 934, 940 - 941 = "No," says the Bishop. "It does not seem sound at all."
|Value 932 = "You want to give Cornelius ''what'' so he can build ''what?''"
|Value 1000 - 1020 = "If it speaks through a Baroness of Hell, then any deal will need a hard look," says the Bishop of Southwark. "They never wrote a contract unless it had a dozen loopholes to their own advantage."
|Value 1100 - 1110 = "I've nothing against loading a train up with bombard and sending it against the enemy," the Bishop glowers. "My problem is we're sending it the wrong ruddy way!"
|Value 1200 = "No," says the Bishop. "By all I've heard, the place is drawing in more than its share of devils and undesirables. Let them stay out there in their own cage."
}}
{{Variant table
|Condition = Other Votes |Condition type = <noinclude>Raw</noinclude><includeonly>Quality</includeonly>
|Effect = Second paragraph of Failure Description
|Value Other = 
|Alias Other = (other)
|Effect Other = The Board Secretary writes down this reply in a way that includes none of the arm-waving or shouting.
|Value Virginia = Virginia's Vote
|Alias Virginia = Virginia
|Effect Virginia = […] Virginia remarks on the perennial obstructiveness of the Church. Southwark offers to resolve their disagreements by wrestling match. Virginia accepts, on condition Southwark will sign over his soul should he lose. […] debate has to be briefly postponed […]
}}