Editing Persuade the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner/Tables

<noinclude>[[Category:Tables]]</noinclude>
==Difficulty==
{{Variant table
|Condition = Question before the Board |Condition alias = Question
|Condition type = <noinclude>Raw</noinclude><includeonly>Math</includeonly>
|Effect = [[Persuade the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner/Tables|Base Difficulty]]
|Value 1 = 1 - [[Plan the next route through occupied buildings, alongside the Moloch Line|Recommending a Route through Occupied Buildings]]
|Effect 1 = 240
|Value 2 = 2 - [[Plan the next route through abandoned buildings|Proposing the Demolition of Unused Houses]]
|Effect 2 = 100
|Value 3 = 3 - [[Plan the next route through the Pitiless Bog|Recommending a Route over Marshland]]
|Effect 3 = 160
|Value 4 = 4 - [[Plan the next route across the Plain of Thirsty Grasses|Recommending a Route through Plainsland]]
|Effect 4 = 180
|Value 5 = 5 - [[Plan the next route over the Monkprince Hills|Route through Hills]]
|Effect 5 = 220
|Value 7 = 7 - [[Plan the next route across a ravine|Recommending a Route across a Ravine]]
|Effect 7 = 220
|Value 9 = 9 - [[Plan the next route through Wasteland|Recommending a Route through Wasteland]]
|Effect 9 = 100
|Value 10 = 10 - [[Vote His Amused Lordship off the Board|Proposing the Removal of His Amused Lordship]]
|Effect 10 = 160
|Value 11 = 11 - [[Vote the Efficient Commissioner off the board|Proposing the Removal of the Efficient Commissioner]]
|Effect 11 = 200
|Value 12 = 12 - [[Vote the Jovial Contrarian off the board|Proposing the Removal of the Jovial Contrarian]]
|Effect 12 = 100
|Value 13 = 13 - [[Vote Sinning Jenny off the board|Proposing the Removal of Sinning Jenny]]
|Effect 13 = 200
|Value 14 = 14 - [[Vote Feducci off the board|Proposing the Removal of Feducci]]
|Effect 14 = 100
|Value 15 = 15 - [[Vote Virginia off the board|Proposing the Removal of Virginia]]
|Effect 15 = 0
|Value 16 = 16 - [[Vote Furnace off the board|Proposing the Removal of Furnace Ancona]]
|Effect 16 = 100
|Value 17 = 17 - [[Vote the Dean of Xenotheology off the board|Proposing the Removal of the Dean of Xenotheology]]
|Effect 17 = 240
|Value 18 = 18 - [[Vote the Bishop of Saint Fiacre's off the board|Proposing the Removal of the Bishop of Saint Fiacre's]]
|Effect 18 = 500
|Value 19 = 19 - [[Vote the Bishop of Southwark off the board|Proposing the Removal of the Bishop of Southwark]]
|Effect 19 = 300
|Value 20 = 20 - [[Vote the Tentacled Entrepreneur off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Tentacled Entrepreneur]]
|Effect 20 = 100
|Value 21 = 21 - [[Vote the Gracious Widow off the board|Proposing the Removal of the Gracious Widow]]
|Effect 21 = 100
|Value 22 = 22 - [[Vote April off the Board|Proposing the Removal of April]]
|Effect 22 = 100
|Value 23 = 23 - [[Vote the Wandering Gondolier off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Wandering Gondolier]]
|Effect 23 = 0
|Value 24 = 24 - [[Vote September off the Board|Proposing the Removal of September]]
|Effect 24 = 100
|Value 26 = 26 - [[Vote the Viscountess off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Viscountess of the Viric Jungle]]
|Effect 26 = 200
|Value 27 = 27 - [[Vote the Rubbery Yes-Man off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Rubbery Yes-Man]]
|Effect 27 = 100
|Value 28 = 28 - [[Vote the Hell-Scarred Gondolier off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Hell-Scarred Gondolier]]
|Effect 28 = 0
|Value 29 = 29 - [[Vote Cornelius off the Board|Proposing the Removal of Cornelius, the Bandaged Prehistoricist]]
|Effect 29 = 100
|Value 30 = 30 - [[Vote January off the Board|Proposing the Removal of January]]
|Effect 30 = 100
|Value 31 = 31 - [[Vote the Wry Functionary off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Wry Functionary]]
|Effect 31 = 100
|Value 32 = 32 - [[Vote the Delightful Reverend off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Delightful Reverend]]
|Effect 32 = 300
|Value 33 = 33 - [[Vote the Drummer off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Drummer]]
|Effect 33 = 0
|Value 37 = 37 - [[Vote the Implacable Detective off the Board|Proposing the Removal of the Implacable Detective]]
|Effect 37 = 200
|Value 100 = 100 - [[Propose a plan for the next Station building and for the train engines to go there|Proposing a Station Plan]]
|Effect 100 = 100
|Value 105 = 105 - [[Propose a station that is a defiance to All|Proposing a Station Plan more like a Fortress]]
|Effect 105 = 100
|Value 115 = 115 - [[Propose a daringly-built station in brass and rose, tribute to Hell|Proposing a Station Plan styled in the Manner of Hell]]
|Effect 115 = 300
|Value 120 = 120 - [[Propose a station building proclaiming the Bazaar's great reach|Proposing a Station Plan that Honours the Bazaar]]
|Effect 120 = 100
|Value 130 = 130 - [[Propose a station building unmistakably of the Empress' realm|Proposing a Station Plan that Speaks to the Glory of London and the Empress]]
|Effect 130 = 100
|Value 140 = 140 - [[Propose a station fit for the wilderness|Proposing a Station Plan Suited to Wasteland]]
|Effect 140 = 100
|Value 150 = 150 - [[Propose the kind of station one might find in a sleepy village in Oxfordshire|Proposing a Station Plan Suited to a Surface Summer]]
|Effect 150 = 380
|Value 160 = 160 - [[Plan for an icy route to the Hurlers|Proposing an ice-resistant route and a well-insulated station]]
|Effect 160 = 100
|Value 170 = 170 - [[Put forward the last plans for the last station|Proposing the connection to the final station at Marigold]]
|Effect 170 = 100
|Value 181 = 181 - [[Plan your last route, and set aside land for a tracklayers' city near Ealing Gardens|Proposing a Tracklayers' City near Ealing Gardens]]
|Effect 181 = 100
|Value 182 = 182 - [[Plan your last route, and set aside land for a tracklayers' city near the Magistracy of the Evenlode|Proposing a Tracklayers' City near the Magistracy of the Evenlode]]
|Effect 182 = 100
|Value 183 = 183 - [[Plan your last route, and set aside land for a tracklayers' city near Balmoral|Proposing a Tracklayers' City near Balmoral]]
|Effect 183 = 240
|Value 184 = 184 - [[Plan your last route, and set aside land for a tracklayers' city near Station VIII|Proposing a Tracklayers' City near Station VIII]]
|Effect 184 = 100
|Value 185 = 185 - [[Plan your last route, and set aside land for a tracklayers' city near Burrow-infra-Mump|Proposing a Tracklayers' City near Burrow-infra-Mump]]
|Effect 185 = 0
|Value 186 = 186 - [[Plan your last route, and set aside land for a tracklayers' city between Moulin and Hurlers|Proposing a Tracklayers' City somewhere between Moulin and Hurlers, as no one sensible wants that land at all]]
|Effect 186 = 100
|Value 187 = 187 - [[Plan your last route, and set aside land for a tracklayers' city at the outskirts of Hell|Proposing a Tracklayers' City near Marigold Station, under the walls of Hell]]
|Effect 187 = 300
|Value 200 = 200 - [[Add Train Defences|Recommending Better Defences for Each Train]]
|Effect 200 = 0
|Value 205 = 205 - [[Build more room for baggage on the train|Recommending More Baggage Accommodations for Each Train]]
|Effect 205 = 260
|Value 210 = 210 - [[Add Train Luxuries|Recommending More Luxurious Fittings for Each Train]]
|Effect 210 = 200
|Value 220 = 220 - [[Advocate paying off the striking workers|Recommending More Worker Compensation]]
|Effect 220 = 300
|Value 230 = 230 - [[Recommend giving the workers a share of the company|Recommending Worker Co-ownership]]
|Effect 230 = 420
|Value 240 = 240 - [[Recommend giving the workers a sharp corrective|Recommending the Strike be Broken]]
|Effect 240 = 100
|Value 250 = 250 - [[Free up the funds to excavate whatever the Tracklayers found|Requesting Funds to Excavate the Remains of a Prehistoric Creature]]
|Effect 250 = 100
|Value 260 = 260 - [[Pave over whatever the Tracklayers found|Suggesting the Union Pave Over a Prehistoric Creature]]
|Effect 260 = 100
|Value 270 = 270 - [[Vote extra funds to build around the anomalous block|Requesting Funds to Route Around an Anomalous Section of London]]
|Effect 270 = 100
|Value 280 = 280 - [[Propose a Red Science solution that would remove the anomalous block|Proposing to Drive the Track through the Zone]]
|Effect 280 = 180
|Value 340 = 340 - [[Accept the Bishop of Southwark's argument for an emphatically mission-oriented charter|Proposing a Charter engaging in the Work of the Church]]
|Effect 340 = 0
|Value 400 = 400 - [[Vote a dividend to the shareholders|Proposing to Pay Dividends to Shareholders]]
|Effect 400 = 200
|Value 500 = 500 - [[Suggest a detour through Parabola|Proposing a Bypass through Parabola]]
|Effect 500 = 300
|Value 510 = 510 - [[Plan to hire Hellworms and drill through rock that way|Proposing the Rental of Hellworms]]
|Effect 510 = 240
|Value 520 = 520 - [[Plan the next route through former battlefields|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell]]
|Effect 520 = 240
|Value 521 = 521 - [[Support Feducci's motion regarding a route to Moulin|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell, following Feducci's Guidance]]
|Effect 521 = 100
|Value 522 = 522 - [[Support April's motion regarding a route to Moulin|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell, following April's Guidance]]
|Effect 522 = 300
|Value 523 = 523 - [[Support Virginia's motion regarding a route to Moulin|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell, following Virginia's Guidance]]
|Effect 523 = 300
|Value 525 = 525 - [[Support the motion of the Bishop of Southwark regarding a route to Moulin|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell, following the Bishop of Southwark's Guidance]]
|Effect 525 = 0
|Value 526 = 526 - [[Support His Amused Lordship's motion regarding a route to Moulin|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell, following His Amused Lordship's Guidance]]
|Effect 526 = 0
|Value 527 = 527 - [[Support the motion of the Wandering Gondolier regarding a route to Moulin|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell, following the Wandering Gondolier's Guidance]]
|Effect 527 = 240
|Value 528 = 528 - [[Support Cornelius' motion regarding a route to Moulin|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell, following Cornelius' Guidance]]
|Effect 528 = 100
|Value 529 = 529 - [[Support the Viscountess' motion regarding a route to Moulin|Proposing to Venture into the Former Battlefields Around Hell, following the Viscountess' Guidance]]
|Effect 529 = 240
|Value 700 = 700 - [[Propose that the Unyielding Highlander become Castellan of Balmoral|Proposing that the Unyielding Highlander become Castellan of Balmoral]]
|Effect 700 = 100
|Value 710 = 710 - [[Propose September become Castellan of Balmoral|Proposing that September become Castellan of Balmoral]]
|Effect 710 = 340
|Value 720 = 720 - [[Propose the Fervent Widow become Castellan of Balmoral|Proposing that the Fervent Widow become Castellan of Balmoral]]
|Effect 720 = 200
|Value 800 = 800 - [[Appoint (a Tracklayer) in Furnace's place|Proposing a tracklayer aligned with Mr Fires]]
|Effect 800 = 100
|Value 850 = 850 - [[Appoint Cornelius in Furnace's place|Proposing Cornelius to lead]]
|Effect 850 = 400
|Value 905 = 905 - [[Propose that the Dean of Xenotheology become Patron of the Burrow Church|Proposing the Dean of Xenotheology as Patron of the Burrow Church]]
|Effect 905 = 100
|Value 910 = 910 - [[Propose that the Bishop of St Fiacre's become Patron of the Burrow Church|Proposing the Bishop of St Fiacre's as Patron of the Burrow Church]]
|Effect 910 = -100
|Value 931 = 931 - [[Vote a new set of concessions to the Union|Resuming Normal Operations with Furnace in Charge]]
|Effect 931 = 260
|Value 932 = 932 - [[Vote on Cornelius' plan to build a Tracklaying Beast|Supporting Cornelius' Prehistoricist Building Approach]]
|Effect 932 = 100
|Value 933 = 933 - [[Vote on new illumination for the stations|Supporting a Brightly-Lit Building Approach]]
|Effect 933 = 100
|Value 934 = 934 - [[Vote a package of measures intended to get work to resume|Proposing a Package of Measures to Resume Normal Operations]]
|Effect 934 = 100
|Value 940 = 940 - [[Propose special consideration to certain charitable groups|Proposing special consideration to certain charitable groups]]
|Effect 940 = 240
|Value 941 = 941 - [[Propose paying a dividend to the poor of the Hinterlands|Proposing a dividend be paid out to the poor of the Hinterlands]]
|Effect 941 = 240
|Value 1000 = 1000 - [[Propose a costly but effective tribute to Hillchanger Tower|Proposing an expensive tribute to the Hillchanger Tower]]
|Effect 1000 = 340
|Value 1010 = 1010 - [[Accept a proposal from those board members with a non-human perspective|Proposing an inhuman tribute to the Hillchanger Tower]]
|Effect 1010 = 340
|Value 1020 = 1020 - [[Accept a proposal from those board members aligned with a month|Proposing a calendrical tribute to the Hillchanger Tower]]
|Effect 1020 = 480
|Value 1100 = 1100 - Proposing to send your train to war in Parabola<br/>([[Propose you deploy your train in the Parabolan War on behalf of Cats|Cats]], [[Propose you deploy your train in the Parabolan War on behalf of Fingerkings|FKs]], [[Propose you deploy your train in your Parabolan War campaign for the Ophidian Gentleman|Gent]], [[Propose you deploy your train in the Parabolan War for the Viscountess|Visc.]], [[Propose you deploy your train in the Parabolan War|Other]])
|Effect 1100 = 300
|Value 1110 = 1110 - [[Suggest building a spur line into Parabola|Proposing to build a spur line into Parabola so that you can send in a war-train]]
|Effect 1110 = 300
}}
==Success Text==
{{Variant table
|Condition = Question before the Board |Condition alias = Question|Compact = yes
<noinclude>|Condition type = Raw</noinclude>
|Effect = [[Persuade the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner/Tables|Success Description]]
|Value 1 - 4, 7, 9 = "As long as the safety of the workers is observed," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "We can do nothing without keeping their well-being in mind."
|Value 10 = The Dauntless Temperance Campaigner nods firmly. "Have you heard of the parties he holds at his townhouse?" she asks. "Not at all the moral tone we wish to set for the board."
|Value 11 = "One hates to see her go," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "But I suppose she does take the side of the Masters very frequently, and I cannot help wondering whether her views are overly influenced by them."
|Value 12 = "By all means," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner with a shudder. "We should be able to expect ''consistency'' of our fellow board members, at the very least."
|Value 13 = At Sinning Jenny's name, the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner does not even need to speak. She merely raises her eyebrows eloquently.
|Value 14 = "We can easily dispense with his style of dispute resolution," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner austerely. "I say nothing about my other feelings on the man."
|Value 15 = "The deviless-Lord Mayor can go," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "As a representative of Hell, she has no place to be directing London's affairs."
|Value 16 = "I believe the helmet is hiding something," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "Or possibly three somethings. I do not enjoy being kept in suspense about the very identity of my fellow board-members. It sets an unsuitable precedent."
|Value 17 = "She is an extraordinary individual," […] "Odd. I often wonder whether she is honey-addled." A few days ago, the Dean of Xenotheology committed the indiscretion of trying to teach the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner to pronounce Othatharooth!
|Value 18 = "If I vote to let go a member of the Church […] it is only because I believe we are taking his time from more pressing matters involving his Flock," […] "And because one is […] concerned about the number of candles we get through in board meetings."
|Value 19 = "If I vote to let go a member of the Church […] it is only because I believe we are taking his time from more pressing matters […]" This can have nothing to do with the fact that, in a moment of agitation, Southwark referred to her as 'that old bat'.
|Value 20 = "His book of replies is growing a little ''sticky''," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner.
|Value 21 = "I have every sympathy for a reformed criminal," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "But the Gracious Widow is hardly reformed, and her taste for brandy is an open secret."
|Value 22 = "I don't know what we are supposed to believe about her identity," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner pointedly. "But she looks like a Revolutionary to me."
|Value 23 = "He is plainly too inexperienced […] His presence here is the result of rank favouritism on the part of one of our directors–" […] she glances pointedly at you. "But as it seems we have now recognised the error, we can rectify it with all due speed."
|Value 24 = "By all means, let him take his long-winded speeches somewhere else," she says. Quite as though she didn't make speeches of her own.
|Value 26 = "I suppose," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner reluctantly. "Ideologically, we have certain points in common. I admire her dedication to improving the sleep and mental hygiene of Londoners. But her mayoral duties must keep her very busy."
|Value 27 = "I have never noticed," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner crisply, "that that board member's vote made any difference at all."
|Value 28 = "One feels sorry for him, but I wish he would speak less frequently about Trezigor and the white tower and the marigold fields," says the […] Campaigner. "It causes a very unpleasant feeling in the pit of the stomach, and it is never at all apropos."
|Value 29 = The Dauntless Temperance Campaigner looks distant. "He does remind me unhappily of another Tomb Colonist I know." This is not, it seems, an endorsement.
|Value 30 = "I do not trust her," […] "Worse: I would describe her as a dangerous person. […] a very dangerous one. In the place of honey or spirits, she offers an addictive idea, one that will lead countless young people to destruction in the outer darkness."
|Value 31 = "Yes, I suppose we can let him go," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "It seems unlikely that I will ever persuade him on the matter of port."
|Value 32 = "Welllll," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner, with evident reluctance. "I do occasionally wonder about her orthodoxy."
|Value 33 = "Good lord," […] "Is ''that'' what produces the horrible racket during every meeting?" […] Now that she is aware of it, she fervently wishes him gone, and is recommending the services of a superior Menace Eradicator. "Specialising in insectoids," […]
|Value 37 = "We might have been able to work together once," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "At one time, I thought our combined efforts might be of some good against Feducci. But she chose otherwise. I won't fight for her now."
|Value 160 = The Dauntless Temperance Campaigner has many opinions on warming alternatives to brandy – samovars of stewed tea and the like. You have the board secretary duly note down her suggestions.
|Value 170 = The Dauntless Temperance Campaigner is brisk. "Of course. There is no point in debating it." She has an oddly excitable air, though, despite her indifference to the matter at hand.
|Value 181 = "They must be given land somewhere," agrees the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner; "and if they're in Ealing, we can keep an eye on them."
|Value 182 = "That's the ticket," agrees the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "It's a well-regulated part of the hinterlands – as much as anywhere can be.
|Value 183 = The […] Campaigner raises a handful of objections about putting so many new inhabitants so near to an old distillery. But it is clear that she has no very serious objections, beyond some vague sense that the area of Balmoral is growing overcrowded.
|Value 184 = The Dauntless Temperance Campaigner looks doubtful, but agrees. "I suppose the factory there is at least very well lit," she says. She makes no secret of her doubts about what exactly they are manufacturing in that factory.
|Value 185 = The Dauntless Temperance Campaigner cheerfully agrees to this proposition. "Won't it be a fine thing for the parish," she says.
|Value 186 = The Dauntless Temperance Campaigner agrees, though she looks troubled. She doesn't seem to think that's a very salubrious environment for anyone, not even such a hardened lot as the tracklayers.
|Value 187 = "We must hope," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner austerely, "that they will set a good example for their neighbours."
|Value 210 = […] Does luxurious service imply that ''wine'' will be served? That spirits will be available in the cars? Or is it […] a question of providing suitable seating for the elderly and the infirm? If she can be assured of the latter, then, of course...
|Value 340 = "The Church deserves our support, always and everywhere," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner stoutly. "How else shall we reform souls?"
|Value 400 = "It's only proper," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "Otherwise, the investors are likely to become disgruntled."
|Value 500 = "It invites some negative comment," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "But perhaps the public need not know."
|Value 510 = "Certainly," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner – startling everyone. "The Hellworm is a cleansing flame. Nothing unhygienic could survive in its path."
|Value 520 - 523, 525, 526 - 529 = "It is an unwise direction," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "Some of us here were ''not'' in leading strings during the Campaign of '68, and we remember– […] I can see the board will not be deterred from building in this direction."
|Value 700 = "If we are called to vote on such a matter," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner, "then I have no objection. The candidate has proven himself loyal. I would merely suggest that the distillery be put to a new and more morally suitable use."
|Value 710 = "With the gravest doubts," says the […] Campaigner, regarding the image of September with distaste. "He gives the appearance of already being very much drunk, but I suppose I must accept the assurances of my fellow board members that he is merely odd."
|Value 720 = "If we are called to vote on such a matter," […] "then I have no objection. The candidate has proven herself energetic and of a reforming disposition. I would merely suggest that the distillery be put to a new and more morally suitable use."
|Value 800 = "With the greatest hesitation," says the […] Temperance Campaigner emphatically. "We have heard unsatisfactory reports of how he spends his pay. The example he will set for his workers is not to be thought of. But it seems we have few alternatives."
|Value 850 = "I have doubts," admits the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "But I know the alternatives for the role are hardly clean-living individuals."
|Value 905 = "As good as any other," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. 
|Value 910 = "It isn't for me to read the Bishop his catechism," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner, thus agreeing while casting some unexplained shade on the question of Fiacre's theological soundness.
|Value 931 = "Best to get things back on a normal basis of operations," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "Furnace is a known quantity."
|Value 932 = "If the approach is ''well-regulated,'' I have no objection to a scientific solution." Her notion of 'well-regulated' proves to involve very wholesome feed for all the animals, and calisthenic exercises for their keepers.
|Value 933 = "Well-lit spaces are less conducive to criminal activity," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "And everyone knows that gin is consumed in the dark."
|Value 934 = "Yes, yes," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "We shouldn't be so far behindhand with our operations."
|Value 940 = "For charity," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "It isn't the arrangement I would have made myself, but I suppose we must support one another's endeavours..."

Did she get enough sleep? She sounds confused.
|Value 941 = "In the name of Hygiene," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "We cannot expect people to live cleanly if not properly supplied." It sounds as though she expects most of the donation to take the form of soap and castor oil.
|Value 1000 - 1010 = "We should do whatever is needed to remove the Tower from our horizon," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. She speaks about it as though she were planning the eradication of a spider-council from her basement.
|Value 1020 = "We should do whatever is needed to remove the Tower from our horizon," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "I may have some doubts about the motives behind this suggestion, but... if it will work, I will vote for it."
|Value 1100 = "In defence of what is right, we should not turn back even at the borders of Parabola," says the […] Campaigner. "I abhor honey-dreams and all they signify, but if we can put an end to their addictive grip upon London's vulnerable young persons..."
|Value 1110 = "As long as the gate into Parabola can be entirely sealed afterwards," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner.
|Value 1200 = "Perhaps the city will be a good influence on London," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "They won't have set up their own distilleries yet."
}}
==Failure Text==
{{Variant table
|Condition = Question before the Board |Condition alias = Question|Compact = yes
<noinclude>|Condition type = Raw</noinclude>
|Effect = [[Persuade the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner/Tables|Failure Description]]
|Value 10 = Somewhat surprisingly, the […] Campaigner opposes the idea. "His Society connections are of great value," […] "I cannot approve his way of life, but perhaps we may observe a strict separation between his board duties and his ''social'' influence.
|Value 11 = […] She has the deepest respect for the Efficient Commissioner: her keen dedication, her unwavering devotion to duty, and the extremely neat handwriting with which she manages her paperwork. The […] Campaigner […] would regret her loss extremely.
|Value 12 = "A frequent change of membership shows a somewhat incoherent plan for the board," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "We ought at least to attempt to work as a collective."
|Value 13 = "If one is very fair to Ms Jenny," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner, "one would acknowledge that she is kind to urchins." She is plainly suppressing, painfully, all her thoughts about a person who wears red stockings to board meetings.
|Value 14 = "Oh, no," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "If I vote against him, everyone will say I am holding a grudge." Their Mayoral contest is now long in the past, but it's obvious the Campaigner has not let it go.
|Value 16 = "She has her workers' interests in mind," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "A genuine article. I don't want to lose her."
|Value 17 = "It is true she can be a little off-putting," […] She attempted […] to offer the Dean a hint on respectable hairstyles for older ladies, and the Dean's response was other than complimentary. "But I cannot see that there is any real harm in her."
|Value 18 - 19 = "A Bishop should be an excellent influence and moral guide," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "I would rather keep him."
|Value 20 = "Is it proper to vote him off?" she wonders aloud. "He did invest substantially in the company, after all, and one feels that we have some obligation to consider his views."
|Value 26 = "But then who will headbutt us during long meetings and demand to be scritched?" […] The Viscountess sometimes sits on the Campaigner's lap […] and they both pretend this is entirely ordinary. The Viscountess hisses if anyone else dares laugh […]
|Value 31 = "But he has such a pleasantly dry sense of humour," complains the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner.
|Value 160 = The Dauntless Temperance Campaigner is unmoved. "Cold and distant, you say? The kind of place that leads men to drink, I would imagine."
|Value 170 = "Oh, no!" says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner, though not very convincingly.
|Value 181 = "Isn't there some risk of them displacing the Rubbery Men in the vicinity?" asks the […] Campaigner, concerned. "I think we ought to find them a place where there is more room to expand their operations without causing inconvenience to anyone else."
|Value 182 = "I don't think much of the drainage in that area," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "It spreads Contagion and Disease."
|Value 183 = "Aren't there enough people already living near the castle?" asks the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "Individuals of a somewhat unsavoury moral character? We would not want the new town to become a haven for smuggling and crime."
|Value 184 = "Only consider […] the […] potions and potations that come out of Station VIII. Now imagine a set of hardened, hard-drinking individuals with ready access to crates of those substances. There is such a thing as putting people in temptation's way […]
|Value 186 = "I know that some members of the board would rather not give the tracklayers anything of substance," remarks the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "But this carries things too far. You might as well ask them to banish themselves to Nowhere."
|Value 187 = "Do we want them all the way out there?" demands the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner skeptically. "Hell will have their souls off them in half a shake of a lamb's tail."
|Value 210 = 'Luxury', it seems, appears in the Campaigner's lexicon next to 'debauchery'. She will hear none of it.
|Value 340 = "One always supports the Church, of course," she says. "But is it really proper for us to meddle in their affairs? Would they welcome us erecting chapels without proper oversight?"
|Value 400 = "If the financial position of the company were better, then I would certainly consent. But we must conduct our affairs in a disciplined fashion."
|Value 500 = "My concern is that, by bringing passengers into Parabola, we might seem to ''condone honey-sipping''," she confides. "Whatever the practical advantages to us, we have to consider the moral impact on London."
|Value 510 = "I doubt whether the Tracklayers are trained to wrangle a Hellworm," […]

She proves, in fact, to have an unexpected familiarity with the anatomy and disposition of Hellworms […] thanks to a lifelong membership at Sophia's.
|Value 520 - 523, 527 - 529 = "It is an unwise direction," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "Those of us who remember '68 will be in no haste to see any of its ruins. There are too many of its victims still to be found in London."
|Value 700 - 720 = "This, I feel, is not a matter for us. It is a concern of Her Enduring Majesty."
|Value 800 = "I have investigated this person," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "He frequents public houses! The majority of his pay is spent on lager, and possibly on stronger drink! Is this what we expect from the leader of the Union?"
|Value 850 = "I have attempted to ascertain the details of Cornelius' lifestyle […] I requested a report from the Tomb Colonies. Very little came back.  […] a rumour regarding Cornelius and a loose-living deviless. I think we cannot conclude he is right-living enough […]"
|Value 905 = "In my day," remarks the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner – implying that that was quite a long time ago – "there was no corporate board that would have presumed to meddle in ecclesiastical affairs."
|Value 931, 933 - 934 = "There are better ways that involve fewer concessions," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner fiercely.
|Value 932 = The Dauntless Temperance Campaigner suggests that the entire concept must have been proposed by someone who'd been at the tipple.
|Value 940 = "I have questions," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner, settling her spectacles more precisely at the end of her nose and preparing to review the books in detail. It doesn't sound as though this measure is likely to pass any time soon.
|Value 941 = "The need exists," says the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner. "But can we be sure that the funds will be properly distributed?"
|Value 1000 = The Campaigner frowns. "I question the application of funds," she says. "Mightn't they be better spent in some other pursuit?"
|Value 1010 = The Campaigner frowns. "I am not sure about this approach. Can we rely on the Tower to do as it says? We have its promise as translated by a deviless! Who very likely drinks! I have seen devilesses smoking cheroots!"
|Value 1020 = […] "This sounds like a most irregular attempt to resolve the matter," she says. "The mere fact that the proposal was drawn up in secret, and by a subset of the board, without the consultation of the rest of us... the lack of transparency is concerning."
|Value 1030 = The Campaigner frowns. "I am not sure about the wording in the second article, third codicil," she says. "Perhaps we could review it again. I don't care to vote on anything I do not perfectly understand." {{Wiki Note|Retired}}
|Value 1100, 1110 = "Is it wise to go voluntarily into the realm of honey-dreams?" she demands rhetorically.
|Value 1200 = "If it's a healthy place to go, then it will be healthier yet if people must walk to get there. And if it isn't, we should not encourage them."
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