User:Lk
From Fallen London Wiki
After my dear pet octopus had thoughtfully woken me up in the morning, I just wanted to continue my
half drunk latte I had put in the fridge. But I couldn't immediately get it because there was a janitor from the horse-care service with a very
official-looking insignia trying to peer inside through a
very badly washed window. I looked like a
train wreck after
waking up, really just wanted my
latte and some
morning cereal and wasn't in the mood to speak with anyone. So, I stayed put and hoped the janitor would trip over the
green garden hose with an amusingly mangled end lying on the ground and fall into a
very dimly lit hole.