User:Lk
From Fallen London Wiki
After my dear pet octopus had thoughtfully 
woken me up in the morning, I just wanted to continue my 
half drunk latte I had put in the fridge. But I couldn't immediately get it because there was a janitor from the horse-care service with a very 
official-looking insignia trying to peer inside through a 
very badly washed window. I looked like a 
train wreck after waking up, really just wanted my latte and some 
morning cereal and wasn't in the mood to speak with anyone. So, I stayed put and hoped the janitor would trip over the 
green garden hose with an amusingly mangled end lying on the ground and fall into a 
very dimly lit hole.
