User:Lk
From Fallen London Wiki
After my dear pet octopus had thoughtfully 
woken me up in the morning, I just wanted some tasty 
latte. But I couldn't get it because there was a janitor with a weird 
insignia trying to catch my attention through a very 
foggy window. I looked like a 
train wreck after 
waking up and really just wanted my 
latte and some morning 
cereal, so I just hoped the janitor would trip over the green 
garden hose lying on the ground and go away.
