From Fallen London Wiki

After my dear pet octopus had thoughtfully woken me up in the morning, I just wanted some tasty latte. But I couldn't get it because there was a janitor with a weird insignia trying to catch my attention through a very foggy window. I looked like a train wreck after waking up and really just wanted my latte and some morning cereal, so I just hoped the janitor would trip over the green garden hose lying on the ground and go away.