Editing ''ORRORS OF THE OSSUARY FOR SALE!'

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|ID = 252243
|From Storylet title = This Morning's Gazette{{!}}This Morning's ''Gazette''
|Action cost = 0
|Description = How fares the Bone Market this week?
|Unlocked with = {{Unlock|Route: The Bone Market}}
|Success title = Sticks and stones
|Success description = [see tables below]
|Success summary = The description will vary based on the current status of the World Qualities.
{{Variant table|Condition = Bone Market Fluctuations:|Effect = First Paragraph
|Value 1 = {{IL|Skeleton: Antiquity|Short=yes}}
|Effect 1 = It seems skeletons of a particularly advanced decrepitude (that a lesser paper might refer to as 'antiques') are in vogue this week.
|Value 2 = {{IL|Skeleton: Amalgamy|Short=yes}}
|Effect 2 = It seems buyers are undergoing a mania for the bizarre, the anomalous and the altogether outre this week. No skeleton is too flexible to be unloved.
|Value 3 = {{IL|Skeleton: Menace|Short=yes}}
|Effect 3 = It seems there's a vogue for the grisly, the gruesome and the grotesque this week. The more fangs the better!

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{{Variant table|Condition = Zoological Mania:|Effect = Second Paragraph
|Value 1 = Birds
|Effect 1 = Birds and all things that might once have flown are expected to command higher prices this week. One might expect to see sellers at the market wearing feathers in their caps, figuratively or otherwise.
|Value 2 = Reptiles
|Effect 2 = Also this week, the Carpenter's Granddaughter is giving a lecture on reptile evolution. There has been a furore over dinosaur skeletons, some of which have been sold for unseemly prices.
|Value 3 = Amphibians
|Effect 3 = Amphibians are in fashion this week, as the fad for reptiles is now decidedly 'old hat.'
|Value 4 = Fish
|Effect 4 = Storms at zee have driven more zailors inland than usual. The Bone Market, ever commercially minded, has contrived a vogue for fish.
|Value 5 = Arachnids
|Effect 5 = It is spider skeletons in vogue this week. The Gazette does not elaborate further. One some matters, silence is the best and only policy.
|Value 6 = Insects
|Effect 6 = Insects are the flavour of the week, the Gazette informs you. The definition, like the skeletons themselves, is decidedly flexible.
|Value 7 = Primates
|Effect 7 = The current fashion are primates – monkeys, apes, and of course that most dangerous animal of all.
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{{Variant table|Condition = Occasional Buyer:|Effect = Third Paragraph
|Value 1 = {{IL|Sell to an Enthusiast in Skulls|Appearance=An Enthusiast in Skulls}}
|Effect 1 = Finally, a gossip columinist in the Gazette takes the time to record the most unusual personage they've glimpsed in the Market this week. A notorious Enthusiast in Skulls is browsing the stalls […], interested in buying the skeleton with the most heads.
|Value 2 = {{IL|An Enterprising Boot Salesman}}
|Effect 2 = Finally, a gossip columinist in the Gazette takes the time to record the most unusual personage they've glimpsed in the Market this week. An Enterprising Boot Salesman is browsing the stalls this week, looking to buy the skeleton with the most legs.
|Value 3 = {{IL|A Colourful Phantasist}}
|Effect 3 = Finally, a gossip columinist in the Gazette takes the time to record the most unusual personage they've glimpsed in the Market this week. The Colourful Phantasist has made an appearance […] She purchases the most outlandish skeletons she can find.
|Value 4 = {{IL|An Ingenuous Malacologist}}
|Effect 4 = Finally, a gossip columinist in the Gazette takes the time to record the most unusual personage they've glimpsed in the Market this week. An Ingenuous Malacologist is browsing the stalls this week, expressing an interest in fossils with tentacles.
|Value 5 = {{IL|A Dreary Midnighter}}
|Effect 5 = Finally, a gossip columinist in the Gazette takes the time to record the most unusual personage they've glimpsed in the Market this week. A Dreary Midnighter is browsing the stalls […] he only seems interested in the most dully plausible skeletons.
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|Success Instructions = Conditions in the Bone Market will shift every Tuesday at 11AM UTC; take advantage of this information before then!
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