Editing 'RATTUS FABER REOPEN RENEGADE MARKET! PUNTERS FEAR A RUN ON RATTY WARES!'

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|Icon = rat2.png
|ID = 252365
|From Storylet title = This Morning's Gazette
|Action cost = 0
|Description = The Rat Market is open on weekends, selling all manner of Rattus Faber products and inventions.
|Success title = The Rat Correspondent
|Success description = [see tables below]
|Success summary = The description will vary based on the current status of the World Qualities.
{{Variant table|Condition = Direction of the Rat-Wind:|Effect = First Snippet
|Value 1 = East
|Effect 1 = The unseen Rat-Wind is in the east; time is shorter this season! Look to your wrists!
|Value 2 = South
|Effect 2 = The unseen Rat-Wind is in the south. Eyes above! Protection recommended.
|Value 3 = West
|Effect 3 = The unseen Rat-Wind is in the west. Be vigilant. Ensure you do not go unarmed about your business.
|Value 4 = North
|Effect 4 = The unseen Rat-Wind is in the north. Be wary of deep places underfoot. Best step with care.
}}
{{Variant table|Condition = Phase of the Rat-Moon:|Effect = Second Snippet
|Value 1 = Runny
|Effect 1 = However, the hidden Rat-Moon is runny, they say. Best make sure your feet aren't damp.
|Value 2 = Soft
|Effect 2 = However, the hidden Rat-Moon is soft, they say. Soft as skin and pink as a gentlerat's paw.
|Value 3 = Hard
|Effect 3 = However, the hidden Rat-Moon is hard, they say. Cover your shame.
|Value 4 = Blue
|Effect 4 = However, the hidden Rat-Moon is blue, they say. Hide your crown, lest it go the same way.
}}
{{Variant table|Condition = The Rat-Season:|Effect = Third Snippet
|Value 3 = Freeze-and-Fall
|Effect 3 = This is to be expected in the secret Rat-Season of Freeze-and-Fall. Stay indoors! Don't look up! Light a fire in your bones!
|Value 4 = Lying-Longing
|Effect 4 = This is to be expected in the secret Rat-Season of Lying-Longing. Dream, but not too deeply. Some things abed are swifter to waking than you.
|Value 5 = Candle-Canker
|Effect 5 = This is to be expected in the secret Rat-Season of Candle-Canker. Flint and tinder can light the sky above: but to what end?
|Value 6 = Wink-and-Wane
|Effect 6 = This is to be expected in the secret Rat-Season of Wink-and-Wane. Something stirs in the above; the glass is restless too. Give them all a wink and go your way. Pray they go theirs.
|Value 7 = Vial-Vane
|Effect 7 = This is to be expected in the secret Rat-Season of Vial-Vane. Ennoble all rats; tilt all spines. In dreams we shall be free again.
|Value 8 = Take-and-Toil
|Effect 8 = This is to be expected in the secret Rat-Season of Take-and-Toil. The Saint of Rats was overly liberal in such a season. That's why they don't have a head anymore.
|Value 9 = Wine-Whisper
|Effect 9 = This is to be expected in the secret Rat-Season of Wine-Whisper. Listen at the wainscoting, but not too much. Secrets can be drunk. In some places they can be sipped. Crimson places.
|Value 10 = Rise-and-Rake
|Effect 10 = This is to be expected in the secret Rat-Season of Rise-and-Rake. <hint>
|Value 11 = Nitre-Knife
|Effect 11 = This is to be expected in the secret Rat-Season of Nitre-Knife. Deep in the earth we go, where things spark and ignite.
|Value 12 = Kifer-Caitiff
|Effect 12 = This is to be expected in the secret Rat-Season of Kifer-Caitiff. Sing your sorrow, but quietly. You never know who's listening. The tunnels have ears still unclogged!
|Value 13 = Skitter-Scatter
|Effect 13 = This is to be expected in the secret Rat-Season of Skitter-Scatter. But scatter whence? Freedom is for dreamers and such tales as they can wake to tell.
|Value 14 = Dimmest-Dark
|Effect 14 = This is to be expected in the secret Rat-Season of Dimmest-Dark. There was a Dimmest-Darkest once. Pray to the Saint there shall not be again.
}}
|Success Instructions = The Rat Market opens in the Flit every Friday at 11AM, and closes every Monday at 11AM UTC when the ratty season, winds, and tides change.
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