Ask the Curt Relicker to recertify some scraps
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Perhaps you have more rubbish than you think. Perhaps not.
Unlocked with 5 x Certifiable Scrap
A matter of luck: It could go either way (success chance: 50%)
A fork of distinction
"This pickle fork was used in the assassination of... actually, no, I never said that. I'll just certify these and be on my way."
You just can't trust anyone
The Curt Relicker scoops up your scraps without slowing down and rides silently away. Blackguard.