Begin a Scientific Investigation (Mathematics)
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Research an Impossible Theorem
- Spoiler Unlocked with
7 x Equipment for Scientific Experimentation
Locked with
Experimental Object
Success
Even the concept hurts
You are attempting to arrive at an Impossible Theorem. (Sets 
Experimental Object to 1010 - Impossible Theorem)
An occurrence! Your 'Total Lab Research Required' Quality is now 13000!
An occurrence! Your 'Total Parabolan Research Required' Quality is now 300!
An occurrence! Your 'Parabolan Methods' Quality is now 1! (hidden)
Conclusion: Reach a realisation. Drag the knowledge kicking and screaming out of Parabola
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Create a Mirthless Compendium of Statistical Observations
- Spoiler Unlocked with
Teaching Reputation of Your Laboratory 1
Locked with Experimental Object, 
Parabolan Research
Success
Turn the mirrors to the wall
- You are charting Statistical Observations. (Sets Experimental Object to 1020 - Statistical Observations)
- You now have 1 x Parabolan Methods (hidden)
- An occurrence! Your 'Total Lab Research Required' Quality is now 100!
An occurrence! Your 'Expected Lab Reward Value' Quality is now 1250! (hidden)
Conclusion: Finish assembling your statistical tables or Pass off your corrupted tables to an unsuspecting colleague
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