Bring a gun and a stern expression

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From: Provide training at the Department of Menace Eradication

The Special Constables attached to the Department stand in neat and shiny rows in the gravelled front yard. Every button is perfectly polished.

Challenge information

Broad, Dangerous 57

  • 39 - very chancy (41%)
  • 49 - chancy (51%)
  • 58 - modest (61%)
  • 68 - very modest (71%)
  • 77 - low-risk (81%)
  • 87 - straightforward (91%)
  • 95 - straightforward (100%)


"This is a sorrow-spider! Which end do you hold it by? TRICK QUESTION!"

You shout, bully, praise, enlighten and cajole. By the end of the day, you and the trainees have both had a thorough work-out. You are paid, and the defenders of the city are pleased with you.


A little too effective

You chill the Special Constables' blood with tales of […] monstrosities you've encountered. You exhibit your scars and describe in detail how you got them. Unfortunately one in four of them request reassignment […]. Your employers are not pleased[…].

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