Consult September (Parish Council)

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From: Consulting the Parish Council

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September is a font of advice, wanted or otherwise. He has been busying himself with the collected works of St Cyriac's – which he has confidently declared 'pish'.

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A radical opinion

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Description summary:
The advice given varies based on the Decision before the Parish Council.

Decision before the Parish CouncilDescription
1: Dedication"Saints are what ye make em, I've always said. Th' only true martyrs are for th' cause."
2: Decoration"Let's give em' a church tae remember. Really put th' wullies up yon Bishop." September looks gleeful at the prospect.
3: LiturgySeptember grins. "Never had much time for convention, maeself. Let's get all the real weirdies in. Aye can remould them in tae greatness with my preaching never fear."
4: Old Churchyard"Let's nae go bonebotherin'. Th' dead have their kingdom and we have ours, let's nae go confusing things. Course, if they do start getting up and shambling about, send 'em my way. I'll make educated' shambling horrors out 'o 'em."
5: Collection PlateSeptember scowls. "Charity is a paltry salve for th' consciences of the rich. Taxation is the only moral form of recompense. We can do more good wi' th' funds than any bleeding heart toff."
6: Drummer's PilgrimsSeptember suggests letting the pilgrims enter the church. "Counter revolutionaries are th' worst kind o' morally despicable wretches. Tis our duty as ministers tae educate these benighted souls. Them being devils only makes it a more urgent task!"
7: The Drummer's Due[…] "Bit catchy, do ye no' think?" […] "Old goat's probably just a bit bored. Ye may as well go' and see wha' he wants. Though would ye say he was our landlord?" September frowns. "Bit a dynamite usually does th' trick when it comes to that lot."
8: Daughter Church[…] "Ye can probably guess where I'd like tae open a branch of th' church. Would do th' heart guid tae see th' Word in th' Wild spoken in th' place where ol' queenie parked her posterior." He winks. "Ye might have more pressing concerns though."

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