Marry the whole d_mn lot of them
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From: Formalise your Relationship
Maybe nothing will part any of them from you, nor you from them. Such devotion should be celebrated, and by all in the Neath.
Game Instructions: You will gain a Constant Companion: A Bewildering Procession of Companions, Lovers, Suitors, and Paramours.
Unlocked with 
1 x Cellar of Wine, 
Hedonist 5, 
Persuasive 125
Success
A raucous party
The unique nature of your ceremony renders efficiency a virtue. […] The repetition of your vows over and over does nothing to tarnish them[…]
That night, your lodgings are packed. […] By the morning, your lodgings still throng - but everyone here is yours.[Find the rest of the story at https://www.fallenlondon.com]
An occurrence! Your 'A Bewildering Procession of Companions, Lovers, Suitors, and Paramours' Quality is now 1!
You've lost 1 x Cellar of Wine
