Ugh. Just sell the brat to pirates

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From: Your Grubby Urchin is becoming troublesome

They'll give you a much better price than the Bazaar... and throw in some rare and valuable secrets. Do not stop to ask why there is always such a demand for new cabin-boys. He'll be gone for good, but you won't miss him - will you?


'A fine specimen...'

You have fed and fattened your urchin to a more than acceptable level.[…] Try not to listen to that plaintive voice in your ear, the one asking, 'But wot d'I do wrong? Wun't you pleased wif me work?' […]he'll probably love his life on the ocean[…]

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