Do you have insufficient balderdash?

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From: The Temptations of Power


Oh, just make some up. How hard can it be?


Challenge information

Broad, Shadowy 130

  • 89 - very chancy (41%)
  • 111 - chancy (51%)
  • 133 - modest (61%)
  • 154 - very modest (71%)
  • 176 - low-risk (81%)
  • 198 - straightforward (91%)
  • 217 - straightforward (100%)

Success

Bashing it out

The Masters feast upon the flesh of men. The Duchess is a thousand years old and bathes in cat blood. Devils consume only cheese. This stuff just writes itself.


Failure

Have you heard this before?

'Devils are feasting on human flesh in the Veilgarden! The tomb-colonists are to return home en masse! Cats are toxic! Cheese is made from spiders!' What? What do you mean it's not original?