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From Page	Dislikes	Comment
A Severed Thread	36	player-hostile game design in a nutshell. i wonder if they tallied up how many people took this option, and took thay into account when deciding how this year's estival ended. or, given the way evolution itself ended up ending, whether anyone will even notice if this quality ever ends up coming into play.
Gilded Crustacean	26	The Bazaar is female confirmed. Not that it wasn't already obviously a woman; after all, a man certainly would not hold an old flame for their lover who pumped and dumped them and then sealed their love child undergorund AND THEN made them go deliver a love letter to someone else.
A Shaper of Starved Culture	12	Currently level 16 and still 'Your gifts are making quite an impression on the Starved Men'. Is there any point to giving weekly tributes to these disfigured terrorists?
Exceedingly Unfortunate Yet Again	12	This is so fucking stupid.
Offer a winsome dispossessed orphan	9	I've read enough doujins to know where this is going...
Christmas (Guide)	8	It's nice how the in-game announcement does not have a link to the Advent Calendar, at least on mobile. And even the link on this page still does not actually direct you to it either. Oh, but the Discord link certainly works! Is the Advent Calendar just meant to be a secret reward for FL Discord users? Since they do a great job of not providing any way for an average player to actually access it. I've noticed this about Advent in past years too, where there is never a location in-game that lets you access the Advent Calendar, nothing like the equivalent of a Hallowmas Primer. If you somehow missed the initial pop-up, or just didn't know what it meant since there's no directions to the actual thing, I could easily see a new player missing out on it entirely despite playing every day. I would not be surprised if Advent Calendar being accessible only for people who follow their social media / Discord was an intentional decision by a certain AK to encourage the playerbase to have to interact more for FOMO. I am disappointed that Failbetter has continued this direction.
Seeking the Meaning of the Plaster Face (Guide)	7	> It will be temporarily impossible to find the albino rat at Playing with Broken Toys 9, but if you're already at 10 you have nothing to fear. SO HOW THE FUCK DO WE CONTINUE? It's *temporary* you say so WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? This shitty garbage tier guide doesn't say, and nowhere else on the wiki seems to either? Why is it fucking lying?
Ambition: Enigma	7	Only a piece of shit author would write something, encourage people to participate in it, do everything in their power to prevent them from doing so, and then enforce a ban on anyone helping each other to participate. If they didn't want anyone to read it then they shouldn't have wrote it.
Accepting no Further Rats	7	top kek at the player numbers for mask of the rose versus the weather factory's newest release. failbetter really lost their spark when they ousted their founder. fallen london died that fateful day, and ever since they've just been puppeting its corpse and stepping on increasing numbers of rakes while doing so. i won't go into details, as to not draw the ire of our benevolent dictators, but if you're craving more of what used to make fallen london actually good, we both know exactly where to look. hi verypeeved
An Overplayed Hand	7	You are absolutely bound and determined to make hearts game unplayable, clearly. The only thing you did right with it was making sure the epa is exactly the same no matter what you do, win or lose.
Buy a fine lodging	6	Excuse me, but all of you are currently living inside of me! So no, I don't think you have any right to lecture me about people buying my knee.
Sample of Lacreous Affection	6	Bazaar is female DOUBLE CONFIRMED! Get fricking dunked on!
Reflect upon a Memory of Discordance	5	This part is explicitly banned by FBG from being posted here.
Equip the stove to wander the Neath on its own	5	Why would anyone ever do this? It's a HUGE waste of resources, for extremely little story and no gain.
Coilbreaker:	5	Really lovely for them to put in "Coilbreaker:" in the results when you increase this, that way you know what to look for in your Myself tab. Oh wait, that's only if you're using a third party plugin. My bad. You actually only get the QLD which does not get parsed by the search function. Guess FBG intends for people to use plugins or the wiki, since actually putting the quality name in the results would be too much effort.
Stopping Along the Coast	4	By Gawain's gizzard, I guess having a 6.5 EPA of beetles for 1 action was too much, so they had to go and slash it down to 1.3 EPA for 5 actions. What a big fat waste of a storylet. Never do this.
A Worker in the Common Cause	4	does any one else think this quality's text is performative as frick? this whole thing about how other workers are covering for me while I learn how to cooperate - please. Do they cover for me when I use a forbidden magic language to connect with the spirit of their city? or is it when i use another magic science to fortify them against eldritch beasts? I'm not against the idea of learning to cooperate, but this shtick about how I'm such a sorry burden for this city I founded and I built a railroad to and I paid for and I developed and I protected - feels like it's meant to appeal to a certain crowd of self-flagellating, erm, "emancipationists".
Ask for help with a certain... obsession	4	Gotta wonder what the justification for dropping Watchful and Dangerous here is. Majority of these penalties for seekers just solely seem to be "because fuck seekers lmao".
Hit it with a stick	4	The intellectual approach
Victory and Defeat	4	I feel that failbetter had taken word play a step too far here. Every card's every option I need to look at the wiki to see if it raise or lowers goat vs goat. The text on the cards are useless. Does it benefits the first circle or the second, who knows! If a luck challenge is favourable, does it benefits the first circle or the second, who knows? In a game where reading the story is the primary reward, text on the cards are useless. I have no idea how the designers come up with such a shitty design.
An afternoon off (1 FATE)	3	Delete this garbage FBG, all it does is jump to the top of my expedition list and stop me from grinding clicks through expeditions.
Serve the Apicius Club a wheel of Hellworm cheese	3	Sell it. It's 64 echoes. SELL IT! PLEASE!!
Suspicion	3	sus