Editing Hellworm (Guide)

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{{ActivitySummary
|Activity=Milking Your Hellworm
|Length=Semi-Fixed
|Starting Actions=0
|Progress Actions=3.5-7
|Ending Actions=1
|Progress Details=Raise {{IL|The Disposition of your Hellworm}} to 7.
|Output Items=*{{IL|Bottle of Black Wings Absinthe}}
*{{IL|Bottle of Broken Giant 1844}}
*{{IL|Bottle of Fourth City Airag: Year of the Tortoise}}
*{{IL|Bottle of Greyfields 1868 First Sporing}}
*{{IL|Bottle of Greyfields 1879}}
*{{IL|Bottle of Greyfields 1882}}
*{{IL|Bottle of Morelways 1872}}
*{{IL|Bottle of Strangling Willow Absinthe}}
*{{IL|Bottled Oblivion}}
*{{IL|Drop of Prisoner's Honey}}
*{{IL|Holy Sanguinarine Ointment}}
*{{IL|Discriminating Aconite}}
*{{IL|Emetic Revelation}}
*{{IL|Amanita Sherry}}
*{{IL|Muscaria Brandy}}
*{{IL|Vial of Tears of the Bazaar}}
*{{IL|Vial of Masters' Blood}}
*{{IL|Vial of Cantigaster Venom}}
*{{IL|Sap of the Cedar at the Crossroads}}
*{{IL|Tin of Zzoup}}
*{{IL|Oil of Companionship}}
*{{IL|Flask of Waswood Wellspring Water}}
*{{IL|F.F. Gebrandt's Superior Laudanum}}
*{{IL|F.F. Gebrandt's Tincture of Vigour}}
*{{IL|Nikolas & Sons Instant Ablution Absolution}}
*{{IL|Hellworm Milk}}
*{{IL|Distillation of Retribution}}
*{{IL|Salve of Righteousness}}
*{{IL|Concentrate of Self}}
*{{IL|A Taste of the Garden}}
*{{IL|Magisterial Lager}}
*{{IL|Starved Expression}}
|Boost Items=*''{{IL|Your Very Own Miniature Hellworm, Saddled and Bridled}}''
|Raw EPA = 10.78
|Starting Items=*''{{IL|In the Company of a Hellworm}}''
}}

Once you have built the first station of your [[Railway (Guide)|Great Hellbound Railway]], you get access to the [[Upper River Exchange]].

There you can buy {{IL|Your Very Own Miniature Hellworm}} for a measly {{IL|Hinterland Scrip|200,000 x}}. If you are willing and able to invest that same amount of money once again, you can upgrade it to {{IL|Your Very Own Miniature Hellworm, Saddled and Bridled}}. Equipping either adds a fun and profitable card to your Upper River opportunity card deck.

== Why Should I Bother? ==

A good question, with many possible answers, like:

* Because it's a hard-to-get item. For some players that's motivation enough.
* Because it's just so darling, it's like a big fuzzy puppy and it loves you.
* Because [[Play with your hellworm|playing with it]] is the most profitable way to keep the Merry Gentlemen away (also known as reducing {{IL|Nightmares}}).
* Because it gives access to more unique items, such as:
** {{IL|Hellworm Milk}}, which you can turn into {{IL|Ripened Wheel of Hellworm Cheese}} through the [[Whitsun (Guide)|Whitsun festival]].
** {{IL|Vial of Cantigaster Venom}}, a pretty good weapon otherwise only available by spending {{FontFate}}.
* Because it adds a very profitable [[Your Very Own Hellworm|card]] to the Hinterland opportunity deck.
* Because its (saddled) stats are exemplary for its slot, and it comes with a free Boon.
* Because it is a Crime against the Chain, and a rejection of the authority of the Judgements.
* Because it makes a much better trophy than {{IL|The Seven-Fold Knock}}.
* Because you are A Person of Great Importance and you ''can'', d__n it.

== How to Obtain Your Hellworm ==

Once you have the required {{IL|Hinterland Scrip}}, you can buy your Hellworm from the [[Upper River Exchange]].

Typically, obtaining enough Scrip is a months-long process. See [[Hinterland Scrip-Making]] for advice on how to go about that efficiently.

To give you an idea of the scale of the task: even if you are a [[Licentiate]], and have enough money (nearly 81 thousand echoes) to buy {{IL|Bright Brass Skull}} from the Bazaar, and you have enough {{IL|Nevercold Brass Sliver}}, simply turning your Skulls into Scrip through the [[Assembling_a_Skeleton_(Guide)/Recipes#Brass_Lollipop|Licentiate Brass Lollipop grind]] takes 5164 actions. If you typically spend 100 actions per day playing Fallen London and devote those fully to grind, it still takes over 51 days.

On the other hand, if you start with zero echoes and assume a 10 Scrip-per-Action grind, it takes you 200 days under the same assumptions, or more than half a year. 

===Upgrading Your Hellworm===

After obtaining your Hellworm, equip it and draw cards at the Upper River. Sooner or later you will come across [[Your Very Own Hellworm]]. There you can invest another 200,000 Scrip and play [[Purchase a hellworm saddle]], which exchanges your Hellworm for {{IL|Your Very Own Miniature Hellworm, Saddled and Bridled}}, a pretty awesome item in the Transportation slot.

There are further options to spend Scrip to obtain more Hellworm accessories, namely the {{IL|Hellworm-Riding Boots with Brass Spurs}} and {{IL|Hellworm-Riding Boot Polish}}. The Hellworm-Riding Boots are worn in the Boots slot and give +8 {{IL|Dangerous}} and +1 {{IL|Dreaded}}. Those stats are no better than that of several other boots you probably already own and only add flavor text when riding your hellworm. The Boot Polish does nothing. There's no reason to buy these accessories, but if you have the money, why not spend it? (Additionally, there is no lock on purchasing the polish, so you can own multiple tins!)

==Hellworm Mechanics==

Equipping your hellworm (upgraded or not) grants the {{IL|In the Company of a Hellworm}} quality, which allows you to draw the [[Your Very Own Hellworm]] card in the Upper River deck.

There you can play options to increase {{IL|The Disposition of your Hellworm}}:

* [[Play with your hellworm]], increases Disposition by 1 point, and decreases your {{IL|Nightmares}} by 1-7 CP.
* [[Ride your hellworm]] requires the {{IL|Your Very Own Miniature Hellworm, Saddled and Bridled|upgraded Hellworm}}, increases Disposition by 1-2 points, and also gives you a profitable {{IL|Aeolian Scream|2 x}}, but also raises your {{IL|Scandal}} by 1 CP.

Once Disposition reaches 7, you can [[Milk your hellworm]], which reduces Disposition by 7 points again, and gives you random liquid (see below). 

Milking your hellworm randomly gives you one of 33 possible rewards, ranging from annoying to highly profitable. 
===Hellworm Milking Rewards===

{| class="article-table"
!
!Reward
!Value in {{E}}
!Notes
|-
|1
|{{IL|Bottle of Black Wings Absinthe}}
| -
|Only useful in {{IL|Ambition: Bag a Legend!}}
|-
|2
|{{IL|Bottle of Broken Giant 1844}}
|2.50
|
|-
|3
|{{IL|Bottle of Fourth City Airag: Year of the Tortoise}}
|62.50
|
|-
|4
|{{IL|Bottle of Greyfields 1868 First Sporing}}
|0.20
|Otherwise somewhat annoying to obtain
|-
|5
|{{IL|Bottle of Greyfields 1879}}
|0.01
|
|-
|6
|{{IL|Bottle of Greyfields 1882}}
|0.02
|
|-
|7
|{{IL|Bottle of Morelways 1872}}
|0.10
|
|-
|8
|{{IL|Bottle of Strangling Willow Absinthe}}
|0.50
|
|-
|9
|{{IL|Bottled Oblivion}}
|0.01
|Can also be bought from the Bazaar (at an 80x markup)
|-
|10
|{{IL|Drop of Prisoner's Honey|50x}}
|1.00
|
|-
|11
|{{IL|Holy Sanguinarine Ointment}}
|(0.50)
|Must be [[Assemble a Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins|processed]] to be cashed out as {{IL|A Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins}}
|-
|12
|{{IL|Discriminating Aconite}}
|(2.50)
|Must be [[Assemble a Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins|processed]] to be cashed out as {{IL|A Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins}}
|-
|13
|{{IL|Emetic Revelation}}
|12.50
|
|-
|14
|{{IL|Amanita Sherry}}
|0.10
|
|-
|15
|{{IL|Muscaria Brandy}}
|2.50
|
|-
|16
|{{IL|Vial of Tears of the Bazaar}}
|312.50
|Otherwise pretty annoying to obtain 
|-
|17
|{{IL|Vial of Masters' Blood}}
|1562.60
|Otherwise very annoying to obtain
|-
|18
|{{IL|Vial of Cantigaster Venom}}
|312.50
|Otherwise {{FontFate}}-locked. Good weapon.
|-
|19
|{{IL|Sap of the Cedar at the Crossroads}}
| 63.50
|Can be sold for 125 {{H}}, or exchanged for a better value w/ {{IL|Tinned Ham}}
|-
|20
|{{IL|Tin of Zzoup}}
|2.50
|
|-
|21
|{{IL|Oil of Companionship}}
|(~65)
|Useful for [[Lead an expedition to the strangest point on the horizon]]
|-
|22
|{{IL|Flask of Waswood Wellspring Water}}
|(13.00)
|[[Flask of Waswood Wellspring Water|See item page]]. Also used to [[Search Parabola for the location of a particular treasure]]
|-
|23
|{{IL|F.F. Gebrandt's Superior Laudanum}}
|0.10
|
|-
|24
|{{IL|F.F. Gebrandt's Tincture of Vigour}}
|0.10
|
|-
|25
|{{IL|Nikolas & Sons Instant Ablution Absolution}}
|0.25
|
|-
|26
|{{IL|Hellworm Milk}}
|(62.50)
|[[Offer a pail of Hellworm Milk|Must be cashed out at Whitsun]], limit 2/year (worth 312.5{{E}} once, then 62.5{{E}})
|-
|27
|{{IL|Distillation of Retribution}}
|(312.50)
|Can be sold at the Rat Market for {{e}}400 or used with other milking results in {{IL|A Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins}}
|-
|28
|{{IL|Salve of Righteousness}}
|(65.00)
|Must be [[Go into production|processed]], [[Assemble a Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins|twice]], to be cashed out as {{IL|A Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins}}
|-
|29
|{{IL|Concentrate of Self}}
|(312.50)
|Can be cashed out by [[Prepare a Curatorial Cocktail|preparing a Curatorial Cocktail]]
|-
|30
|{{IL|A Taste of the Garden|10 x}}
|(25.00)
|Can be cashed [[A Taste of the Garden|ATotG]]/card for 2.5 {{e}} through any of its opportunity cards, which are annoyingly swamping the London Deck until used up.
|-
|31
|{{IL|Magisterial Lager}}
|0.50
|Can also be sold for 1 {{H}}
|-
|32
|{{IL|Starved Expression}}
|(0.50)
|Can be [[Make a study of a few samples from a Starved citadel|studied in the lab]] or sold for 10 x {{IL|Stuiver}}s at [[Hallow's Exchange]].
|-
|33
|{{IL|Sample of Roof-Drip}}
|(0.10)
|Can be [[Study the geochemical properties of Roof drippings|studied in the lab]] or sold for 2 x {{IL|Stuiver}}s at [[Hallow's Exchange]].
|}

===Analysis===

Adding up just the milking rewards that can be straight-up sold to any exchange and dividing it by the number of possible rewards gives an average 80.26 {{E}} reward for milking.

If you raise your Disposition through Play with your hellworm, you need to do that seven times before you can milk (and you need draw the card 8 times total). That gives you 10.03 EPA. Plus lots of {{IL|Nightmares}} removed, if you had any.

If you have the saddled hellworm, you ride it on average 4.67 times before you can milk it, giving you just as many CP of Scandal, and giving you an extra 4.67 * 2 Aeolian Scream worth 23.35 {{E}}. If we add one extra action for getting rid of the scandal, that's 80.26 {{E}} plus 23.35{{E}} for 6.67 actions (and 5.67 card draws), resulting in 15.54 EPA.

If you cannot get rid of the Scandal that easily, organize some Licentiates as acquainces. Then you can [[Write down a name in Gant]] which costs {{IL|Piece of Rostygold|500 x}} and an action, and reduces both your {{IL|Scandal}} and {{IL|Suspicion}} by 6 CP each. This still gives you an EPA of 15.47 (discounting travel cost to London).

You can reduce the Scandal load a bit (and thus increase overall profitability) by wearing [[Menace-affecting items#Scandal|items that reduce Scandal build-up]].

===What To Do with the Spoils===

You can further raise your EPA by turning some of the items that you cannot sell to the bazaar into other items, and sell these secondary products. A full analysis of this is nearly impossible, because it depends on too many factors. Instead, here are a few ideas on what to do with some of these items: 

* [[Assemble a Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins]] (worth 1562.50 {{E}}) can make use of several Hellworm products. It requires:
** {{IL|Emetic Revelation|50 x}}, dropped from your Hellworm, or [[Nostalgia_Grinding_(Guide)#Emetic_Revelation|through other means]]
** {{IL|Discriminating Aconite|125 x}}, dropped from your Hellworm or indirectly from {{IL|Distillation of Retribution}}
** {{IL|Holy Sanguinarine Ointment|625 x}} from {{IL|Salve of Righteousness}}
** {{IL|Hand-picked Peppercaps|500 x}} from [[A Disillusioned Fungiculturalist]], which you encounter anyway when drawing cards in the Hinterlands
** {{IL|Venom-Ruby|625 x}} Let's just hope you have these left-over, otherwise see [[Curiosity Grinding (Guide)#Venom-Ruby]]
* {{IL|Oil of Companionship}} can be used in [[Lead an expedition to the strangest point on the horizon]] together with {{IL|Rumour of the Upper River|98 x}}. This is a good way to turn Rumours from touring the Upper River into a {{IL|Prismatic Frame}}, which you can then use as a high-value basis for further Bone Market adventures.
* {{IL|Concentrate of Self}} can be used (with other items) to [[Prepare a Curatorial Cocktail]] at Station VIII:
** Touring the factory at Station VIII, [[Score a sign on this crate|mark crates]] to randomly get either {{IL|Fillip of Effervescence}} or {{IL|Halcyonic Tonic}} (you'll need both).
** Also at the factory, [[Offer to collect materials to be experimented on]]. When next in London, [[Acquire an 'Obliviscere Mori']], then back at Station VIII [[Extract concentrated sentiment from the Obliviscere Mori|convert it]] into {{IL|Crystallised Euphoria}}.
** At the university, [[Supply the Academic with a Halcyonic Tonic|exchange]] the {{IL|Halcyonic Tonic}} into {{IL|Dark-Dewed Cherry|5 x}} (plus other items).
** In the Station VIII kitchen, [[Steep a Dark-Dewed Cherry Liqueur]], then [[Prepare a Solacefruit Champagne Royale]], and then [[Prepare a Curatorial Cocktail]].
** In addition to the above, each such Curatorial Cocktail will need: {{IL|Bottle of Broken Giant 1844|1 x}} (which also drops occasionally from the Hellworm), {{IL|Memory of Distant Shores|100 x}}, {{IL|Extraordinary Implication|1.6 x}}, {{IL|Solacefruit|5 x}} (can even be bought at the Rat Market). If you have those specific items, then creating the cocktail should take 16 actions on average (including travel cost between Station VIII and London).
** Serve up the cocktail for 789 {{H}} (plus up to 6 more if you've upgraded your {{IL|Train Luxuries}}). 730 of which come from the value added by the {{IL|Concentrate of Self}}.
* {{IL|Bottle of Fourth City Airag: Year of the Tortoise}} can be sold directly to the Bazaar, but it's more profitable to sell for {{IL|Assortment of Khaganian Coinage|125 x}} at [[Khan's Heart]], and turn that into {{IL|Crackling Device|Display=Crackling Devices}}, which you can, in turn, sell to [[The Rat Market (Guide)|the Rat Market]].

==Strategy==

Rendering all 33 rewards to funds is no easy task, especially due to the sheer intricacies of some paths taken to cash them out, but for the sake of simplicity, each reward can be broken down into an Action Investment (for sourcing all the additional items necessary to turn a profit, as well as enacting all necessary options to achieve the), Final Total Profit (the cumulative cash-out of the end result).

Thus, the following table comes about:

{| class="article-table"
!
!Reward
!FTP {{E}}
!AI
!colspan=2|Path
|-
|1
|{{IL|Bottle of Black Wings Absinthe|Appearance=}}
| -
| - 
|colspan=2| -
|-
|2
|{{IL|Bottle of Broken Giant 1844|Appearance=}}
|2.50
|0
|colspan=2 rowspan=9|{{IL|Bazaar|Appearance=The Echo Bazaar!|Image=Bazaar.png}}
|-
|3
|{{IL|Bottle of Fourth City Airag: Year of the Tortoise|Appearance=}}
|62.50
|0
|-
|4
|{{IL|Bottle of Greyfields 1868 First Sporing|Appearance=}}
|0.20
|0
|-
|5
|{{IL|Bottle of Greyfields 1879|Appearance=}}
|0.01
|0
|-
|6
|{{IL|Bottle of Greyfields 1882|Appearance=}}
|0.02
|0
|-
|7
|{{IL|Bottle of Morelways 1872|Appearance=}}
|0.10
|0
|-
|8
|{{IL|Bottle of Strangling Willow Absinthe|Appearance=}}
|0.50
|0
|-
|9
|{{IL|Bottled Oblivion|Appearance=}}
|0.01
|0
|-
|10
|{{IL|Drop of Prisoner's Honey|Appearance=|x 50}}
|1.00
| 0
|-
|11
|{{IL|Holy Sanguinarine Ointment|Appearance=}}
|(0.50)
|0.024
|colspan=2 rowspan=2|{{IL|Assemble a Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins|Appearance=Processing}} ➤ {{IL|A Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins|Appearance=Tasting Flight}} ➤ {{IL|Bazaar|Appearance=The Echo Bazaar!|Image=Bazaar.png}}
|-
|12
|{{IL|Discriminating Aconite|Appearance=}}
|(2.50)
|0.121
|-
|13
|{{IL|Emetic Revelation|Appearance=}}
|12.50
|0
|colspan=2 rowspan=6|{{IL|Bazaar|Appearance=The Echo Bazaar!|Image=Bazaar.png}}
|-
|14
|{{IL|Amanita Sherry|Appearance=}}
|0.10
|0
|-
|15
|{{IL|Muscaria Brandy|Appearance=}}
|2.50
|0
|-
|16
|{{IL|Vial of Tears of the Bazaar|Appearance=}}
|312.50
|0
|-
|17
|{{IL|Vial of Masters' Blood|Appearance=}}
|1562.60
|0
|-
|18
|{{IL|Vial of Cantigaster Venom|Appearance=}}
|312.50
|0
|-
|19
|{{IL|Sap of the Cedar at the Crossroads|Appearance=}}
|63.50
|0
|colspan=2|{{IL|Upper River Exchange|Image=Barrel.png}} ➤ {{IL|Tinned Ham}} ➤ {{IL|Bazaar|Appearance=The Echo Bazaar!|Image=Bazaar.png}}
|-
|20
|{{IL|Tin of Zzoup|Appearance=}}
|2.50
|0
|colspan=2|{{IL|Bazaar|Appearance=The Echo Bazaar!|Image=Bazaar.png}}
|-
|21
|{{IL|Oil of Companionship|Appearance=}}
|312.50
|100
|colspan=2| {{IL|All Aboard!|Appearance=Travels between stations|98 x}} ➤ {{IL|Lead an expedition to the strangest point on the horizon|Appearance=St8 Card|Image=StationVIII.png}} ➤ {{IL|Bone Market|Appearance= Skelly Recipe}}
|-
|rowspan=2|22
|rowspan=2|{{IL|Flask of Waswood Wellspring Water|Appearance=}}
|rowspan=2|11.66
|rowspan=2|1
|rowspan=2|{{IL|Drink it}} ➤ 
| ➤ {{IL|Tinned Ham}} ➤ {{IL|Bazaar|Appearance=The Echo Bazaar!|Image=Bazaar.png}}
|-
| ➤ {{IL|Bazaar|Appearance=The Echo Bazaar!|Image=Bazaar.png}}
|-
|23
|{{IL|F.F. Gebrandt's Superior Laudanum|Appearance=}}
|0.10
|0
|colspan=3 rowspan=3|{{IL|Bazaar|Appearance=The Echo Bazaar!|Image=Bazaar.png}}
|-
|24
|{{IL|F.F. Gebrandt's Tincture of Vigour|Appearance=}}
|0.10
|0
|-
|25
|{{IL|Nikolas & Sons Instant Ablution Absolution|Appearance=}}
|0.25
|0
|-
|26
|{{IL|Hellworm Milk|Appearance=}}
|(62.50)
|1.5
|colspan=2|{{IL|Whitsun (Guide)|Appearance=Whitsun (event)|Image=Eggspeckled.png}} ➤ {{IL|Offer a pail of Hellworm Milk|Appearance=Age for a year|2 x}} ➤ {{IL|Retrieve your cheese from the Questionable Cheesemonger|Appearance=Collect your Cheese}} ➤ {{IL|Bazaar|Appearance=The Echo Bazaar!|Image=Bazaar.png}}
|-
|27
|{{IL|Distillation of Retribution|Appearance=}}
|(412.5<ref name=":1"></ref>)
|0
|colspan=2|{{IL|The Rat Market (Guide)|Appearance=Rat-Market|Image=Ratreciting.png}}
|-
|28
|{{IL|Salve of Righteousness|Appearance=}}
|(65.00)
|4.025
|colspan=2|{{IL|Assemble a Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins|Appearance=Processing}} ➤ {{IL|A Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins|Appearance=Tasting Flight}} ➤ {{IL|Bazaar|Appearance=The Echo Bazaar!|Image=Bazaar.png}}
|-
|29
|{{IL|Concentrate of Self|Appearance=}}
|(429.01)
|49.64
|colspan=2| {{IL|Prepare yourself (Irem)|Appearance=Iremy Option|Image=Irem.png|20 x}} ➤ {{IL|Trade with the Masters|Appearance=TLC Masterful Trade}} ➤ {{IL|Factory VIII – After Hours|Appearance=Sneak into St8 Factory|1.5 x}} ➤ {{IL|Request another tour of the Factory|Appearance=Score a Crate|Image=Knifehand.png|2 x}} ➤ {{IL|A Kitchen for Artists (Guide)|Appearance=Make the Curatorial Cocktail|Image=Starshine.png}} ➤ {{IL|Serve up the (dish)|Appearance=Serve}} ➤ {{IL|Tinned Ham}} ➤ {{IL|Bazaar|Appearance=The Echo Bazaar!|Image=Bazaar.png}}
|-
|30
|{{IL|A Taste of the Garden|Appearance=|x 10}}
|25.00
|10
|colspan=2|[[:Category:Cards - Fallen London|London Deck]] ➤ {{IL|A Taste of the Garden}} ➤ {{IL|Extraordinary Implication}} ➤ {{IL|Bazaar|Appearance=The Echo Bazaar!|Image=Bazaar.png}}
|-
|31
|{{IL|Magisterial Lager|Appearance=}}
|0.508
|0
|colspan=2|{{IL|Upper River Exchange|Image=Barrel.png}} ➤ {{IL|Tinned Ham}} ➤ {{IL|Bazaar|Appearance=The Echo Bazaar!|Image=Bazaar.png}}
|-
|32
|{{IL|Starved Expression|Appearance=}}
|(0.253)
|0
|colspan=2 rowspan=2|{{IL|Hallow's Exchange|Appearance=Sold at Roof-Markets}} ➤ {{IL|The Cenobitic Outfitter|Appearance=Roof-Chart buying|Image=Neathroof.png}} ➤ {{IL|Bazaar|Appearance=The Echo Bazaar!|Image=Bazaar.png}}
|-
|33
|{{IL|Sample of Roof-Drip|Appearance=}}
|(0.051)
|0
|}

===Explanations===

Due to the constraint format of the table, ample explanations were chosen to be given here, as such, by the following metrics, you will be able to cash out any of the items that require more actions, and that have less intuitive paths.

The {{IL|A Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins|Appearance=Tasting Flight}} Path  -  As shown above, many items are needed to produce a [[A Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins|Tasting Flight]], henceforth, items with no apparent cash-out (such as [[Holy Sanguinarine Ointment]] and [[Discriminating Aconite]]) necessitate we examine this [[Assemble a Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins|procedure]]. To achieve the procedure, it is paramount that we sum the total action cost from sourcing all other resources needed to assemble a Flight:
* {{IL|Venom-Ruby}} - 42.75 per Action - see [[The Prelapsarian Museum (Guide)]] for more information;
* {{IL|Hand-picked Peppercaps}} - 10 per Action - see [[Help bring in his crop]] option, on [[A Disillusioned Fungiculturalist]];
* {{IL|Emetic Revelation}} - 5 per Action (Weekly) - see [[Receive the latest 'reports' from your 'agent']] option, on [[The Precocious Engineer]], in the {{IL|Khan's Heart|Appearance=Khanate|Image=Khansheart port.png}};
** Although Revelations could be gained from your Hellworm, the process is slow and random, thus rendering sourcing unreliable.

Divide, by the smallest denominator (0.5{{e}}) and multiply it, by the value of each Hellworm sourced component, and we have an average action cost for all Tasting Flight components. Resulting calculations did not show a greater discrepancy between the addition or absence of a Hellworm-Sourced Emetic Revelation (as it would take on average 264 cards/Actions to 100% gain one), as such, it was deemed better sold directly at the Bazaar.



The {{IL|Prepare a Curatorial Cocktail|Appearance=Curatorial Cocktail}} Path  -  As the table suggests, this path is one of the most convoluted, requiring access to [[Irem]], throught the end to the {{IL|Evolution (Guide)|Appearance=Evolution|Image=Naturalistyouthful.png}} story, a [[The City of the Tracklayers (Guide)|city in the Hinterlands]], through a finish of your {{IL|Railway (Guide)|Appearance=Railway venture}}, a [[Cabinet Noir]] in {{IL|Balmoral}}, the {{IL|Discovered: Mangrove College|Appearance=Discovery of The Mangrove College}} while at Zee, a fully enhanced [[A Kitchen for Artists (Guide)|Kitchen for Artists]] at {{IL|Station VIII|Appearance=Station Factory VIII}}, and most importantly of all, full knowledge of its [[The Business of Manufacture|innerworkings]]. With these prepared, we can begin breaking down the necessary resources:

* {{IL|Memory of Distant Shores|100 x}} - 5 per Action - see [[Prepare yourself (Irem)]] option, from [[The Edge of the Desert of Delights]] card, in {{IL|Irem (Guide)}};
* {{IL|Crystallised Euphoria|1 x}} - 0.33 per Action - see [[Trade with the Masters]] option, from [[Imports and Exports]] card, in {{IL|The City of the Tracklayers (Guide)|Image=Hinterlandcity.png}};
* {{IL|Extraordinary Implication|2 x}} - 0.19 per Action - see [[Enter the mahogany door marked 'PRIVATE']] option, in {{IL|Factory VIII – After Hours}} (+13.33 {{E}});
* {{IL|Bottle of Broken Giant 1844|1 x}} - 0.19 per Action - see [[Make your way to the Overseer's office]] option, in {{IL|Factory VIII – After Hours}} (+6.66 {{E}});

With these, now we need to enact the following procedures:

* {{IL|Fillip of Effervescence|1 x}} - 0.33 per Action - see [[Collect the marked crate 2|Collect the marked crate]] option, after [[Score a sign on this crate|Scoring a crate]], in {{IL|Factory VIII}};
* {{IL|Halcyonic Tonic|1 x}} - 0.33 per Action - see [[Collect the marked crate 1|Collect the marked crate]] option, after [[Score a sign on this crate|Scoring a crate]], in {{IL|Factory VIII}};
* {{IL|Dark-Dewed Cherry|3 x}} - 5 per Action - see [[Supply the Academic with a Halcyonic Tonic]] option, to a [[The Nonspecific Academic]], in {{IL|The University}} (+5.15 {{E}});
* {{IL|Solacefruit|5 x}} - 4 per Action - see [[Forage for Solacefruit]] option, from [[Exploring the Mangrove College]], in {{IL|Mangrove College|Appearance=The Mangrove College}};

After you go through the {{IL|Steep a Dark-Dewed Cherry Liqueur|Appearance=Liqueur}} ➤ {{IL|Prepare a Solacefruit Champagne Royale|Appearance=Champagn}} ➤ {{IL|Prepare a Curatorial Cocktail|Appearance=Cocktail}} process, you can [[Serve up the (dish)|serve it]] for a {{IL|Train Luxuries|Appearance=Luxury}} boosted price of 789 {{h}} or 400.81 {{e}} (with {{IL|Tinned Ham}} conversion).

Total EPA: 8.49 | 8.35 | 8.26 <ref name=":1">{{IL|The Rat Market (Guide)|Appearance=Rat-Market|Image=Ratreciting.png}} fall-off dependency</ref>

[[Your Very Own Miniature Hellworm, Saddled and Bridled|Saddled]] EPA: 10.78 | 10.60 | 10.50 <ref name=":1"></ref>

==London Deck Poisoning==

One of the "rewards" of the Hellworm is {{IL|A Taste of the Garden|10x}}. When you have that quality, it adds 6 [[Frequent Frequency]] opportunity cards to the deck in London. Playing these is pretty low value (gives {{IL|Extraordinary Implication|1x}}, {{IL|Nightmares|1 CP}}, {{IL|Approaching the Gates of the Garden|10 CP}} and reduces {{IL|Wounds}}), and so many Hellworm owners are annoyed by this side effect, and would rather spill their Taste of the Garden on the Hinterland soil than consume it. The only saving grace is that if {{IL|A Taste of the Garden}} is at 6 or higher, you don't gain more from milking your Hellworm.

One way to deal with this is to avoid drawing cards in London altogether, or at least reducing it (for example until you have drawn {{IL|An Invitation to Linger}} after [[Time, the Healer]] has visited you).

If you spend a lot of time in London (for example during seasonal events), it might be a better option to stop milking your Hellworm for a time, and instead increase {{IL|The Disposition of your Hellworm}} through playing with or riding it whenever you draw its card. In London, you play the annoying Cider cards until they disappear. Then weeks or months later, you can do all of the milking in a relatively short time frame, and benefit from {{IL|A Taste of the Garden}} not rising about 10 through the Hellworm cards.

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