Hellworm (Guide)

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Early Railroad Content and Onwards

Milking Your Hellworm Summary
Semi-Fixed-Length Activity
Setup				Progress				End
0 A				3.5-7 A				1 A
Progress Details			Raise The Disposition of your Hellworm to 7.
Items Inputs/Outputs Start-up In the Company of a Hellworm Boosting Your Very Own Miniature Hellworm, Saddled and Bridled Outputs Bottle of Black Wings Absinthe Bottle of Broken Giant 1844 Bottle of Fourth City Airag: Year of the Tortoise Bottle of Greyfields 1868 First Sporing Bottle of Greyfields 1879 Bottle of Greyfields 1882 Bottle of Morelways 1872 Bottle of Strangling Willow Absinthe Bottled Oblivion Drop of Prisoner's Honey Holy Sanguinarine Ointment Discriminating Aconite Emetic Revelation Amanita Sherry Muscaria Brandy Vial of Tears of the Bazaar Vial of Masters' Blood Vial of Cantigaster Venom Sap of the Cedar at the Crossroads Tin of Zzoup Oil of Companionship Flask of Waswood Wellspring Water F.F. Gebrandt's Superior Laudanum F.F. Gebrandt's Tincture of Vigour Nikolas & Sons Instant Ablution Absolution Hellworm Milk Distillation of Retribution Salve of Righteousness Concentrate of Self A Taste of the Garden Magisterial Lager Starved Expression
Raw EPA			14.45			Raw SPA			-

Once you have built the first station of your Great Hellbound Railway, you get access to the Upper River Exchange.

There you can buy Your Very Own Miniature Hellworm for a measly 200,000 x Hinterland Scrip. If you are willing and able to invest that same amount of money once again, you can upgrade it to Your Very Own Miniature Hellworm, Saddled and Bridled. Equipping either adds a fun and profitable card to your Upper River opportunity card deck.

Why Should I Bother?

A good question, with many possible answers, like:

• Because it's a hard-to-get item. For some players that's motivation enough.
• Because it's just so darling, it's like a big fuzzy puppy and it loves you.
• Because it gives access to more unique items, such as:
  • Hellworm Milk, which you can turn into Ripened Wheel of Hellworm Cheese through the Whitsun festival.
  • Vial of Cantigaster Venom, a pretty good weapon otherwise only available by spending FATE.
• Because it adds a very profitable card to the Hinterland opportunity deck.
• Because its (saddled) stats are exemplary for its slot, and it comes with a free Boon.
• Because it is a Crime against the Chain, and a rejection of the authority of the Judgements.
• Because it makes a much better trophy than The Seven-Fold Knock.
• Because you are A Person of Great Importance and you can, d__n it.

How to Obtain Your Hellworm

Once you have the required Hinterland Scrip, you can buy your Hellworm from the Upper River Exchange.

Typically, obtaining enough Scrip is a months-long process. See Hinterland Scrip-Making for advice on how to go about that efficiently.

To give you an idea of the scale of the task: even if you are a Licentiate, and have enough money (nearly 81 thousand echoes) to buy Bright Brass Skull from the Bazaar, and you have enough Nevercold Brass Sliver, simply turning your Skulls into Scrip through the Licentiate Brass Lollipop grind takes 5164 actions. If you typically spend 100 actions per day playing Fallen London and devote those fully to grind, it still takes over 51 days.

On the other hand, if you start with zero echoes and assume a 10 Scrip-per-Action grind, it takes you 200 days under the same assumptions, or more than half a year.

Upgrading Your Hellworm

After obtaining your Hellworm, equip it and draw cards at the Upper River. Sooner or later you will come across Your Very Own Hellworm. There you can invest another 200,000 Scrip and play Purchase a hellworm saddle, which exchanges your Hellworm for Your Very Own Miniature Hellworm, Saddled and Bridled, a pretty awesome item in the Transportation slot.

There are further options to spend Scrip to obtain more Hellworm accessories, namely the Hellworm-Riding Boots with Brass Spurs and Hellworm-Riding Boot Polish. The Hellworm-Riding Boots are worn in the Boots slot and give +8 Dangerous and +1 Dreaded. Those stats are no better than that of several other boots you probably already own and only add flavor text when riding your hellworm. The Boot Polish does nothing. There's no reason to buy these accessories, but if you have the money, why not spend it? (Additionally, there is no lock on purchasing the polish, so you can own multiple tins!)

Hellworm Mechanics

Equipping your hellworm (upgraded or not) grants the In the Company of a Hellworm quality, which allows you to draw the Your Very Own Hellworm card in the Upper River deck.

There you can play options to increase The Disposition of your Hellworm:

• Play with your hellworm, increases Disposition by 1 point, and decreases your Nightmares by 1-7 CP.
• Ride your hellworm requires the upgraded Hellworm Your Very Own Miniature Hellworm, Saddled and Bridled, increases Disposition by 1-2 points, and also gives you a profitable 2 x Aeolian Scream, but also raises your Scandal by 1 CP.

Once Disposition reaches 7, you can Milk your hellworm, which reduces Disposition by 7 points again, and gives you random liquid (see below).

Milking your hellworm randomly gives you one of 33 possible rewards, ranging from annoying to highly profitable.

Hellworm Milking Rewards

	Reward	Value in	Notes
1	Bottle of Black Wings Absinthe	-	Only useful in Ambition: Bag a Legend!
2	Bottle of Broken Giant 1844	2.50
3	Bottle of Fourth City Airag: Year of the Tortoise	62.50	Can be exchanged in Khan's Heart for Crackling Devices, which can be sold to the Rat Market.
4	Bottle of Greyfields 1868 First Sporing	0.20	Otherwise somewhat annoying to obtain
5	Bottle of Greyfields 1879	0.01
6	Bottle of Greyfields 1882	0.02
7	Bottle of Morelways 1872	0.10
8	Bottle of Strangling Willow Absinthe	0.50
9	Bottled Oblivion	0.01	Can also be bought from the Bazaar (at an 80x markup)
10	50x Drop of Prisoner's Honey	1.00
11	Holy Sanguinarine Ointment	(0.50)	Only useful for Assemble a Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins
12	Discriminating Aconite	(2.50)	Only useful for Assemble a Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins
13	Emetic Revelation	12.50
14	Amanita Sherry	0.10
15	Muscaria Brandy	2.50
16	Vial of Tears of the Bazaar	312.50	Otherwise pretty annoying to obtain
17	Vial of Masters' Blood	1562.60	Otherwise very annoying to obtain
18	Vial of Cantigaster Venom	312.50	Otherwise FATE-locked. Good weapon.
19	Sap of the Cedar at the Crossroads	62.50	Can be sold for 125 .
20	Tin of Zzoup	2.50
21	Oil of Companionship	(~65)	Useful for Lead an expedition to the strangest point on the horizon
22	Flask of Waswood Wellspring Water	(13.00)	See item page. Also used to Search Parabola for the location of a particular treasure
23	F.F. Gebrandt's Superior Laudanum	0.10
24	F.F. Gebrandt's Tincture of Vigour	0.10
25	Nikolas & Sons Instant Ablution Absolution	0.25
26	Hellworm Milk	-	Must be cashed out at Whitsun, limit 2/year (worth 312.5 once, then 62.5 )
27	Distillation of Retribution	(312.50)	Must be processed, twice, to be cashed out as A Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins
28	Salve of Righteousness	(65.00)	Must be processed, twice, to be cashed out as A Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins
29	Concentrate of Self	(312.50)	Can be cashed out by Prepare a Curatorial Cocktail
30	10 x A Taste of the Garden	-	Swamps the London Deck with annoying opportunity cards until used up
31	Magisterial Lager	0.50	Can also be sold for 1
32	Starved Expression	-	Can be studied in the lab and sold for Stuivers at Hallow's Exchange.
33	Sample of Roof-Drip	-	Can be studied in the lab and sold for Stuivers at Hallow's Exchange.

Analysis

Adding up just the milking rewards that can be straight-up sold to the Bazaar or the Upper River Exchange and dividing it by the number of possible rewards gives an average 72.97 reward for milking.

If you raise your Disposition through Play with your hellworm, you need to do that seven times before you can milk (and you need draw the card 8 times total). That gives you 9.12 EPA. Plus lots of Nightmares removed, if you have any.

If you have the saddled hellworm, you ride it on average 4.67 times before you can milk it, giving you just as many CP of Scandal, and giving you an extra 4.67 * 2 Aeolian Scream worth 23.35 . If we add one extra action for getting rid of the scandal, that's 72.97 plus 23.35 for 6.67 actions (and 5.67 card draws), resulting in 14.44 EPA.

If you cannot get rid of the Scandal that easily, organize some Licentiates as acquainces. Then you can Write down a name in Gant which costs 500 x Piece of Rostygold and an action, and reduces both your Scandal and Suspicion by 6 CP each. This still gives you an EPA of 14.33.

You can reduce the Scandal load a bit (and thus increase overall profitability) by wearing items that reduce Scandal build-up.

What To Do with the Spoils

You can further raise your EPA by turning some of the items that you cannot sell to the bazaar into other items, and sell these secondary products. A full analysis of this is nearly impossible, because it depends on too many factors. Instead, here are a few ideas on what to do with some of these items:

• Assemble a Tasting Flight of Targeted Toxins (worth 1562.50 ) can make use of several Hellworm products. It requires:
  • 50 x Emetic Revelation, dropped from your Hellworm, or through other means
  • 125 x Discriminating Aconite, dropped from your Hellworm or indirectly from Distillation of Retribution
  • 625 x Holy Sanguinarine Ointment from Salve of Righteousness
  • 500 x Hand-picked Peppercaps from A Disillusioned Fungiculturalist, which you encounter anyway when drawing cards in the Hinterlands
  • 625 x Venom-Ruby Let's just hope you have these left-over, otherwise see Curiosity Grinding (Guide)#Venom-Ruby
• Oil of Companionship can be used in Lead an expedition to the strangest point on the horizon together with 98 x Rumour of the Upper River. This is a good way to turn Rumours from touring the Upper River into a Prismatic Frame, which you can then use as a high-value basis for further Bone Market adventures.
• Concentrate of Self can be used (with other items) to Prepare a Curatorial Cocktail at Station VIII:
  • Touring the factory at Station VIII, mark crates to randomly get either Fillip of Effervescence or Halcyonic Tonic (you'll need both).
  • Also at the factory, Offer to collect materials to be experimented on. When next in London, Acquire an 'Obliviscere Mori', then back at Station VIII convert it into Crystallised Euphoria.
  • At the university, exchange the Halcyonic Tonic into 5 x Dark-Dewed Cherry (plus other items).
  • In the Station VIII kitchen, Steep a Dark-Dewed Cherry Liqueur, then Prepare a Solacefruit Champagne Royale, and then Prepare a Curatorial Cocktail.
  • In addition to the above, each such Curatorial Cocktail will need: 1 x Bottle of Broken Giant 1844 (which also drops occasionally from the Hellworm), 100 x Memory of Distant Shores, 1.6 x Extraordinary Implication, 5 x Solacefruit (can even be bought at the Rat Market). If you have those specific items, then creating the cocktail should take 16 actions on average (including travel cost between Station VIII and London).
  • Serve up the cocktail for 789 (plus up to 6 more if you've upgraded your Train Luxuries). 730 of which come from the value added by the Concentrate of Self.
• Bottle of Fourth City Airag: Year of the Tortoise can be sold directly to the Bazaar, but it's more profitable to sell for 125 x Assortment of Khaganian Coinage at Khan's Heart, and turn that into Crackling Device, which you can, in turn, sell to the Rat Market.