Editing Open a crate yourself

{{Action
|ID = 258361
|Icon = toolbox.png
|From Storylet title = The Great Crate Commotion
|Description = Why should ''they'' have all the fun? 
|Game Instructions = This can have a wide variety of outcomes, not all of them good.
|Unlocked with = {{Unlock|'Salvaged' Dirigible Crate}}
|Success title = (see below)
|Success summary = The title and description varies based on your {{IL|Crate Contents}}.
{{Variant table
|Condition = Crate Contents|Effect = Title|Second effect = Description
|Value 1 = 1 |Effect 1 = '''Heavy ordnance!''' |Second effect 1 = Perhaps you should open the next crate a little less vigorously.
|Value 2 = 2 |Effect 2 = '''Something malodorous and probably harmless''' |Second effect 2 = The entire crate reeks of nitre. Best not to breathe too deeply. Its contents look technically edible, but they fit that descriptor about as well as an urchin fits a Master's robe.
|Value 3 = 3 |Effect 3 = '''Gems, some even intact''' |Second effect 3 = Surely the ''fall'' can't have reduced them to powder? No – these have been carefully ground to different levels of coarseness.
|Value 4 = 4 |Effect 4 = '''A batch of extremely faulty rifles''' |Second effect 4 = Faulty, and loaded. When you try to extract one from the crate, six go off all at once. Who would ''want'' these?
|Value 5 = 5 |Effect 5 = '''_______''' |Second effect 5 = _______
|Value 6 = 6 |Effect 6 = '''A factory's payroll!''' |Second effect 6 = A few bottles have smashed, giving the whole box a cloying, fungal tang.
|Value 7 = 7 |Effect 7 = '''Mouldering remains''' |Second effect 7 = It reeks of death. Whatever was in here, the rats got to it first. And then time seems to have gotten to ''them''.
|Value 8 = 8 |Effect 8 = '''Ouch!''' |Second effect 8 = Needlepoint teeth close around your finger as you lever the crate open. The box rocks with furious gnashing and wriggling. Who on earth would want these?
|Value 9 = 9 |Effect 9 = '''Incriminating papers''' |Second effect 9 = Receipts, affidavits, testimonies and correspondences. Taken together, they paint a d__ning picture of a certain high-ranking London official. A dangerous thing to possess.
|Value 10 = 10 |Effect 10 = '''Observant''' |Second effect 10 = The souls bob listlessly within their bottles. You cannot shake the feeling they are watching you.
|Value 11 = 11 |Effect 11 = '''?''' |Second effect 11 = ?}}}}
* {{Loss|'Salvaged' Dirigible Crate|1 x}}
* {{Gain|Crate Contents|occurrence = 1-11|hidden=yes}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 1:
* {{Gain|Hillmover|1 x}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 2:
* {{Gain|Basket of Rubbery Pies|2 x}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 3:
* {{Gain|Ostentatious Diamond|12 x}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 4:
* {{Gain|Emergency Blunderbuss|40 x}}
* {{Gain|Wounds|4 CP}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 5:
* {{Gain|Aeolian Scream|7 x}}
* {{Gain|Nightmares|7 CP}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 6:
* {{Gain|Bottle of Greyfields 1882|500 x}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 7:
* {{Gain|Nightmares|4-5? CP}}
* {{Gain|Final Breath|8 x}}
* {{Gain|Venge-Rat Corpse|8 x}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 8:
* {{Gain|Live Specimen|4 x}}
* {{Gain|Wounds|5? CP}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 9:
* {{Gain|Comprehensive Bribe|1 x}}
* {{Gain|Sworn Statement|2 x}}
* {{Gain|Stolen Correspondence|10 x}}
* {{Gain|Suspicion|3-4? CP}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 10:
* {{Gain|Queer Soul|2 x}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 11:
* {{Gain|Thirsty Bombazine Scrap|2 x}}
* {{Gain|Whisper-Satin Scrap|2 x}}