Palace Insider: the Wry Functionary

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From: Recruit your friends

Few people know more than your old friend about the comings and goings at the Palace. The problem will be getting him to explain matters in fewer than ten thousand words.

Unlocked with An Editor of Newspapers - is: Journalists Wanted (exactly 5), Acquaintance: the Wry Functionary 3


Let's hope he writes with brevity

"[…] it would, perhaps, be remiss of me if I were not to […] shepherd the light […] onto the daily progression of life and love at the Palace. Of course, […] if it was to be made known that I was the source […], I would most likely be hanged the next morning […]"

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