Editing Attend a Sermon

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|From Storylet title = The Kirk of the Septemberists
|ID = 243327
|Description = Hear what's being preached at the Kirk today.
|Game Instructions = You will gain Vienna Openings. This will bring your visit to a close.
|Locked with = {{IL|Airs of Balmoral}}
|Success title = The perils of authorship
|Success description = (See table below)
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{{Variant table
|Condition = Airs of Balmoral |Condition alias = Airs |Effect = Description
|Value 1 = 1 - 14
|Effect 1 = An exegesis on the 'Importunate of Simians' and the similarities between Mr Pages' dark thoughts on the ape and traditionally anti-Caledonian sentiment expressed by English writers.
|Value 15 = 15 - 29
|Effect 15 = A nuanced dissection of the London Gazette and its role in the neutering of radical thought via its diversion through official channels. This is followed by a further consideration of what makes a beard a 'Sassenach' beard.
|Value 30 = 30 - 49
|Effect 30 = The collected works of a Fidgeting Writer are under brief discussion, though […] swiftly dismissed as a 'bourgeoisie folly; a cheap substitute representing the capitalist inability to contend with the true horror of the system it reproduces'.
|Value 50 = 50 - 69
|Effect 50 = The Romantics are under discussion today, particularly Coleridge's ideas around utopia – and the reasons for the failure of this project. These reasons mostly extend to nationality.
|Value 70 = 70 - 84
|Effect 70 = September is at the pulpit with a lengthy exegesis of a great many works […] only he seems to have read. […] September believes the number of mistakes in each work is significant and he has devised a numerological chart to prove it.
|Value 85 = 85 - 100
|Effect 85 = A discussion of old Ballads is briefly attempted, but the frequent references to places no longer attainable […] proves too much. September motions that the congregation move onto safer texts, such as those on […] international workers' solidarity.
}}
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* {{Airs|Airs of Balmoral}}
* {{Gain|Vienna Opening|2 x}}

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