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It'd run rhetorical rings around you, if you could understand what it was saying.

This item is only available by spending FATE. For details, see The Mushroom’s Dream.

See here for a list of how to obtain this item, or click here to show them.

Effects when equipped in Hat slot:

  • Also: Shared Best-in-Slot BDR item

This item has no other documented uses, but it may have FATE-locked uses.