Get the Last Duchess to do it instead
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From: Miser-Bonding
Hand her a bucket. Leave her to it..
Unlocked with 
The Hour of the Illuminated exactly 3
Challenge information
Broad, 
Persuasive 150
- 103 - very chancy (41%)
- 128 - chancy (51%)
- 153 - modest (61%)
- 178 - very modest (71%)
- 203 - low-risk (81%)
- 228 - straightforward (91%)
- 250 - straightforward (100%)
Success
Exfoliated
She sets to with bucket and scrubbing brush […] She says something about doing worse in the wars with the hated French. When the Miser, bucks, she gives it a smart rap between the eyes with the brush. She has no more complains after that.
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Persuasive is increasing…
You've gained 350 x Shard of Glim
Illuminated eyes look to Zenith's great spire, as if expecting something that does not occur. (Sets 
The Hour of the Illuminated to 4)
[Airs of Zenith change…] (random)
Your Miser trusts you a little more. It grows readier. (Raises 
Moon-Miser Readiness by 1, up to 7)
Failure
Overzealous
She gets on with it, saying something about the war with the hated French. But when she is finished, she doesn't take the bucket [...] quickly enough and you are given a hefty kick from one of the Miser's hindlimbs. The Duchess is, of course, all innocence.
- Persuasive is increasing…
Wounds is increasing… (+2 CP)- Illuminated eyes look to Zenith's great spire, as if expecting something that does not occur. (Sets The Hour of the Illuminated to 4)
- [Airs of Zenith change…] (random)
