Editing Lu-umps! Get yer rubbery Lu-umps! Pride of the Neath!

{{Action
|Icon = Lumps.png
|From Card/Storylet title = The Refreshment Pavilion
|ID = 5193
|Description = Alarming beasts dredged up from the Unterzee, hit on the head, chopped up and fried in batter. Two hours from trawler to newspaper wrapping. Luvverly. No Rubbery Man content whatever. Guaranteed by Mr Hearts, so it is.
|Unlocked with = {{Unlock|Carnival Ticket|2 x}}
|LuckChallenge = it could go either way.
|Success title = Yum!
|Success description = You wolf down the chewy lumps in moments.[…] They fill up holes you didn't know were there. You feel exceptional![…] Perhaps you should go for a long swim in the <i>lightless unclean depths of the Unterzee</i>. Or try your hand at cards. Whichever.}}

*{{Gain|Dangerous|+2 CP}}
*{{Item Loss|Carnival Ticket|2 x}}
*{{Gain|Persuasive|+2 CP}}

{{Rare Success
|Rare Success title = What? What is this?
|Rare Success description = You've eaten the steaming packet of lumps, and now... you are ravenous! Far hungrier than when you started. What do these charlatans make this stuff out of?[…] What lives down in those lightless oily waters that could make you feel this way?}}

*{{Gain|Unaccountably Peckish|1 x}}
*{{Item Loss|Carnival Ticket|2 x}}

{{Failure
|Failure title = Eww!
|Failure description = Well, they certainly weren't misnamed. Your jaws ache from the work of eating the lumps. What's that revolting smell of dead fish? It's you. What have these things done to you? You had better find a bath and perhaps a little cologne.}}

*{{Drop|Persuasive|-2 CP}}
*{{Item Loss|Carnival Ticket|2 x}}