The Efficient Commissioner's Nightmare
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[…]
[…] she stands before a raging bonfire […] pages of the Tragedy Procedures, which she is feeding to the flames […]
She clenches her fists and holds them at her sides […] arms sprout from her body […] all of them throwing in fistfuls of documents.Description summary:
The first paragraph varies based on your level of 
The Efficient Commissioner's Tale.
| Tale | First Paragraph |
|---|---|
| 0 - 999 | Her nightmare happens in a clearing just inside Parabola. It awaited her as soon as she fell asleep. |
| 1000 | Her nightmare happens in a clearing just inside Parabola. It awaited her as soon as she fell asleep. She may have resolved the Creditor's debt in reality, but her dreaming self is still caught in recollected dread. |
[Find the rest of the story at https://www.fallenlondon.com]
Unlocked with 
A Hunter's Instinct for Nightmares
Storylet appears in 
Viric Jungle
Options:
Offer her a tonic
- Spoiler Unlocked with
Dangerous Gains exactly 6, Base Dangerous 206, 
1 x F.F. Gebrandt's Superior Laudanum, 
5 x Parabolan Orange-apples, 
3 x Venom-Rubies, 
1 x Solacefruit
Challenge information
Narrow,
Kataleptic Toxicology 5 (50% base) || 1 and below - almost impossible (10%) || 2 - high-risk (20%) || 3 - high-risk (30%) || 4 - tough (40%) || 5 - very chancy (50%) || 6 - chancy (60%) || 7 - modest (70%) || 8 - very modest (80%) || 9 - low-risk (90%) || 10 and above - straightforward (100%)Success
Peace, sedation, the excision of unfortunate impulses
Your maximum Dangerous is now 212. (Sets 
Dangerous Gains to 12, if below 12)
You've gained 1 x A Hunter's Instinct for Nightmares
You've lost 1 x F.F. Gebrandt's Superior Laudanum
You've lost 5 x Parabolan Orange-apples
You've lost 3 x Venom-Rubies
You've lost 1 x Solacefruit
Redirects to: Waking the Efficient Commissioner
Failure
Poison on poison
Nightmares is increasing… (+2 CP)
Redirects to: The Efficient Commissioner's Nightmare
^
Offer her a surgery
- Spoiler Unlocked with
Dangerous Gains exactly 6, Base Dangerous 206, 
150 x Whisper-Satin Scraps, 
Vake Claw
Challenge information
Broad,
Dangerous 230 || 158 - very chancy (41%) || 196 - chancy (51%) || 234 - modest (61%) || 273 - very modest (71%) || 311 - low-risk (81%) || 349 - straightforward (91%) || 384 - straightforward (100%)Success
She thrashes
- Dangerous is increasing…
- Your maximum Dangerous is now 212. (Sets Dangerous Gains to 12, if below 12)
- You've gained 1 x A Hunter's Instinct for Nightmares
You've lost 150 x Whisper-Satin Scrap
You've gained 4 x Human Arm
Redirects to: Waking the Efficient Commissioner
Failure
Wrestling over the claw
- Dangerous is increasing…
- Nightmares is increasing… (+? CP)
Wounds is increasing… (+2 CP)
Offer her a guardian
- Spoiler Unlocked with
Dangerous Gains exactly 6, Base Dangerous 206, 
Skeleton in Progress 100, 
8 x Skeleton: Arms
Challenge information
Narrow,
Glasswork 5 (50% base) || 1 and below - almost impossible (10%) || 2 - high-risk (20%) || 3 - high-risk (30%) || 4 - tough (40%) || 5 - very chancy (50%) || 6 - chancy (60%) || 7 - modest (70%) || 8 - very modest (80%) || 9 - low-risk (90%) || 10 and above - straightforward (100%)Success
A question of alignment
Wiki note: Your Skeleton in Progress will be removed; other Skeleton qualities like Arms and Amalgamy will be removed as if they were hidden qualities.
- Your maximum Dangerous is now 212. (Sets Dangerous Gains to 12, if below 12)
- You've gained 1 x A Hunter's Instinct for Nightmares
Redirects to: Waking the Efficient Commissioner
Failure
A question of misalignment
- Wounds is increasing… (+? CP, up to level 4)
- Nightmares is increasing… (+? CP)
Redirects to: The Efficient Commissioner's Nightmare
^
Offer her a weapon
- Spoiler Unlocked with
Dangerous Gains exactly 6, Base Dangerous 206, 150 x Whisper-Satin Scraps, 
'Lucky' Claw
Challenge information
Broad,
Dangerous 230 || 158 - very chancy (41%) || 196 - chancy (51%) || 234 - modest (61%) || 273 - very modest (71%) || 311 - low-risk (81%) || 349 - straightforward (91%) || 384 - straightforward (100%)Success
She thrashes
- Dangerous is increasing…
- Your maximum Dangerous is now 212. (Sets Dangerous Gains to 12, if below 12)
- You've gained 1 x A Hunter's Instinct for Nightmares
- You've lost 150 x Whisper-Satin Scrap
Redirects to: Waking the Efficient Commissioner
Failure
Wrestling over the claw
- Dangerous is increasing…
- Nightmares is increasing… (+2 CP)
- Wounds is increasing… (+2 CP)
Offer her a coat
- Spoiler Unlocked with
The Bloodied Travelling-Coat of Mr Cups, Dangerous Gains exactly 6, Base Dangerous 206
Success
Heavily wrapped
- Your maximum Dangerous is now 212. (Sets Dangerous Gains to 12, if below 12)
- You've gained 1 x A Hunter's Instinct for Nightmares
Redirects to: Waking the Efficient Commissioner
^
Offer her a cup of cider
- Spoiler Unlocked with
Dangerous Gains exactly 6, Base Dangerous 206, 
Ambition: Nemesis 4300
Locked with The Bloodied Travelling-Coat of Mr Cups
Success
The cup
- Your maximum Dangerous is now 212. (Sets Dangerous Gains to 12, if below 12)
- You've gained 1 x A Hunter's Instinct for Nightmares
Redirects to: Waking the Efficient Commissioner
^
Options on Repeat Visits
Offer her a tonic
- Spoiler Unlocked with Dangerous Gains 6, 1 x F.F. Gebrandt's Superior Laudanum, 1 x Parabolan Orange-apple, 3 x Venom-Rubies, 1 x Solacefruit
Challenge information
Narrow,
Kataleptic Toxicology 5 (50% base) || 1 and below - almost impossible (10%) || 2 - high-risk (20%) || 3 - high-risk (30%) || 4 - tough (40%) || 5 - very chancy (50%) || 6 - chancy (60%) || 7 - modest (70%) || 8 - very modest (80%) || 9 - low-risk (90%) || 10 and above - straightforward (100%)Success
Peace, sedation, the excision of unfortunate impulses
- You've gained 1 x A Hunter's Instinct for Nightmares
- You've lost 1 x F.F. Gebrandt's Superior Laudanum
- You've lost 1 x Parabolan Orange-apples
- You've lost 3 x Venom-Rubies
- You've lost 1 x Solacefruit
Redirects to: Waking the Efficient Commissioner
Failure
Poison on poison
- Nightmares is increasing… (+2 CP)
Offer her a surgery
- Spoiler Unlocked with Dangerous Gains 7, 45 x Whisper-Satin Scraps, Vake Claw
Challenge information
Broad,
Dangerous 230 || 158 - very chancy (41%) || 196 - chancy (51%) || 234 - modest (61%) || 273 - very modest (71%) || 311 - low-risk (81%) || 349 - straightforward (91%) || 384 - straightforward (100%)Success
She thrashes
- Dangerous is increasing…
- You've gained 1 x A Hunter's Instinct for Nightmares
- You've lost 45 x Whisper-Satin Scrap
- You've gained 4 x Human Arm
Redirects to: Waking the Efficient Commissioner
Failure
Wrestling over the claw
- Dangerous is increasing…
- Nightmares is increasing… (+2 CP)
- Wounds is increasing… (+2? CP)
Offer her a guardian
- Spoiler Unlocked with Dangerous Gains 7, Skeleton in Progress 100, 8 x Skeleton: Arms
Challenge information
Narrow,
Glasswork 5 (50% base) || 1 and below - almost impossible (10%) || 2 - high-risk (20%) || 3 - high-risk (30%) || 4 - tough (40%) || 5 - very chancy (50%) || 6 - chancy (60%) || 7 - modest (70%) || 8 - very modest (80%) || 9 - low-risk (90%) || 10 and above - straightforward (100%)Success
A question of alignment
- You've gained 1 x A Hunter's Instinct for Nightmares
You now have 1 x Made use of a guardian (hidden)
Redirects to: Waking the Efficient Commissioner
Failure
A question of misalignment
- Wounds is increasing… (+0 CP) (no idea what might impact this)
- Nightmares is increasing… (+1 CP)
Offer her a weapon
- Spoiler Unlocked with Dangerous Gains 7, 45 x Whisper-Satin Scraps, 'Lucky' Claw
Challenge information
Broad,
Dangerous 230 || 158 - very chancy (41%) || 196 - chancy (51%) || 234 - modest (61%) || 273 - very modest (71%) || 311 - low-risk (81%) || 349 - straightforward (91%) || 384 - straightforward (100%)Success
She thrashes
- Dangerous is increasing…
- You've gained 1 x A Hunter's Instinct for Nightmares
- You've lost 45 x Whisper-Satin Scrap
Redirects to: Waking the Efficient Commissioner
Failure
Wrestling over the claw
- Dangerous is increasing…
- Nightmares is increasing… (+2 CP)
- Wounds is increasing… (+2 CP)
Offer her a coat
- Spoiler Unlocked with The Bloodied Travelling-Coat of Mr Cups, Dangerous Gains 7,
5 x Extraordinary Implication
Success
Heavily wrapped
- You've gained 1 x A Hunter's Instinct for Nightmares
You've lost 5 x Extraordinary Implication
Redirects to: Waking the Efficient Commissioner
^
Offer her a cup of cider
- Spoiler Unlocked with Dangerous Gains 7, Ambition: Nemesis 4300, 5 x Extraordinary Implication
Locked with The Bloodied Travelling-Coat of Mr Cups
Success
The cup
- You've gained 1 x A Hunter's Instinct for Nightmares
- You've lost 5 x Extraordinary Implication
Redirects to: Waking the Efficient Commissioner
^
