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From: An Exceptional Story: A Junior Reader
People love to look at angelic children, particularly those on fire.
Success
A spectacle
Shoppers scream as the child's blonde hair ignites. A matron with a military bearing [..] smothers the flames with her hat. [..] The fiery affair attracted quite an audience. They turned out to have some interesting valuables. [..]
Success Instructions: Exceptional Friends can now visit the House of Chimes to unlock a premium story.
Shadowy is increasing… (+? CP, up to level 200 + 
Shadowy Gains)
You've gained 1 x Amanita Sherry
You've gained 10 x Drop of Prisoner's Honey
You've gained 1 x Nodule of Warm Amber
You've gained 1 x Surface-Silk Scrap
Visit the House of Chimes to unlock an exclusive story for Exceptional Friends: The Calendar Code.
Failure
A debacle
Shoppers scream as the child's blonde hair ignites. A matron with a military bearing knocks him - and you - to the ground. [...] Too soon, the opportunity has passed. [...]
Failure Instructions: Exceptional Friends can now visit the House of Chimes to unlock a premium story.
You've gained 1 x Tale of Terror!!- Visit the House of Chimes to unlock an exclusive story for Exceptional Friends: The Calendar Code.
