The Upstairs Honey Den
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Description summary:
The second paragraph varies based on who accompanied you.
 Helicon House Companion | Second Paragraph |
|---|---|
 Starry-Eyed Scoundrel | The Scoundrel's eyes gleam at the prospect before him. |
 Stormy-Eyed Scoundrel | The Scoundrel's eyes smoulder at the prospect before him. |
 Master Jewel Thief | Your spouse lingers solicitously by the door, ready to relieve anyone of spare trinkets as they pass. |
 Celebrated Artist's Model | The Celebrated Model lies on one of the divans, in exactly the pose she adopted for 'Venus Retiring'. A few of the guests exclaim at the resemblance. |
 The Admiralty Lackey | The Admiralty Lackey refuses to partake, citing the Admiralty's policy of random testing. He is sweating profusely. |
 Infamous Mathematician Roguish Semiotician Flexible Intelligencer Joyful Charter Clerk | Your spouse sits on the edge of one of the divans, seemingly undecided about whether to join in the honey-sipping. |
 Blooming Wallflower | The Blooming Wallflower takes a seat where no one will give him honey but no one will order him out, either. |
 Joyful Illuminator | Your wife scans the various guests laid out on the divans. You suspect she's picturing which would look best illustrated – and with what. |
 Soothing Palaeontologist | Your spouse looks unexpectedly eager – they are not generally too devoted to honey-sipping. "But I've heard that if you sip the honey here, you see ancient beasts as though they were alive," they say. Well then. |
 Platonic Partner in Crime | Your partner in crime meets your eye, knowing just what you're planning. |
 A Bewildering Procession of Companions, Lovers, Suitors, and Paramours | Your companions crowd the room, using up fully half the available divans. |
 Both your spouses | Your spouses take over one of the divans, examining the crowd of honey-sippers. |
 Your Spouse, Returned Your Lover, Returned Your Brother, Returned Your Daughter, Returned | Your companion reaches for one of the small honey-spoons, assuming perhaps that it is another culinary treat of the Neath. You intervene just in time to prevent them from taking a solo journey for which they are not prepared. |
 Esoteric Accomplice | Your assistant looks intrigued at the sight of the honey. Is it different from the ordinary stuff? How? And how might she investigate? |
 Fabulous Accomplice | Your assistant brightens at the sight of the honey. |
 Genre Painter | The Genre Painter rarely partakes in honey. But being here, with you, is an occasion to indulge. |
 Prescient Automatist | The Prescient Automatist is no stranger to honey, these days – in moderation, it is a valuable hypnotic tool. |
 Noman | Your Noman lurks, silent. |
 Player Spouse | Your spouse takes a seat, saving room for you. |
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Unlocked with 
Discovered: the Upstairs Honey-Den (hidden)
Storylet appears in 
Helicon House
Options:
Lay claim to any left-behind items
- Spoiler Unlocked with
Fitting in at Helicon House 3, 
Casing... 5
Success
A tidy haul
You've gained 24 + (
Fitting in at Helicon House / 2) x Hinterland Scrip
You've gained 1-20 x Drop of Prisoner's Honey
You've gained 1-50 x Moon-Pearl
Casing... is dropping… (-15 CP)
Your 'Fitting in at Helicon House' Quality has gone!
Your 'Helicon House Companion' Quality has gone!
With
Involved in a Railway Venture 140:
You've gained (60 + 2 × Fitting in at Helicon House) x Hinterland Prosperity
Redirects to: Ealing Gardens
^
Offer yourself as escort and guide
- Spoiler Unlocked with
Set of Cosmogone Spectacles, Time Remaining at Helicon House 2
Challenge information
Broad,
Watchful 125 || 86 - very chancy (41%) || 107 - chancy (51%) || 128 - modest (61%) || 148 - very modest (71%) || 169 - low-risk (81%) || 190 - straightforward (91%) || 209 - straightforward (100%)Narrow,
Glasswork 3 (50% base) || 0 - high-risk (20%) || 1 - high-risk (30%) || 2 - tough (40%) || 3 - very chancy (50%) || 4 - chancy (60%) || 5 - modest (70%) || 6 - very modest (80%) || 7 - low-risk (90%) || 8 and above - straightforward (100%)Success
A recollection of Axile
Watchful is increasing…
An occurrence! Your 'Discovered: the Sea of Spines' Quality is now 1!- You've gained 2 x Fitting in at Helicon House
Inspired... is increasing… (+6 CP)- You've lost 1 x Time Remaining at Helicon House
Failure
A crushing weight of Zee
- Watchful is increasing…
- You've lost 1 x Time Remaining at Helicon House
Dream with the others
- Spoiler Unlocked with
Time Remaining at Helicon House 2
Challenge information
Broad,
Watchful 125 || 86 - very chancy (41%) || 107 - chancy (51%) || 128 - modest (61%) || 148 - very modest (71%) || 169 - low-risk (81%) || 190 - straightforward (91%) || 209 - straightforward (100%)Narrow,
Glasswork 3 (50% base) || 0 - high-risk (20%) || 1 - high-risk (30%) || 2 - tough (40%) || 3 - very chancy (50%) || 4 - chancy (60%) || 5 - modest (70%) || 6 - very modest (80%) || 7 - low-risk (90%) || 8 and above - straightforward (100%)Success
A recollection of Axile
- Watchful is increasing…
- You have a new Accomplishment... Discovered: the Sea of Spines!
- You've gained 1 x Fitting in at Helicon House
- Inspired... is increasing… (+6 CP)
- You've lost 1 x Time Remaining at Helicon House
Failure
A crushing weight of Zee
- Watchful is increasing…
- You've lost 1 x Time Remaining at Helicon House
Nightmares is increasing… (+2 CP)
Wounds is increasing… (+1 CP)
Lead them like sacrifices to the Priests of the Red Bird
- Spoiler Unlocked with
The Long-Dead Priests of the Red Bird, Fitting in at Helicon House 5, 
Inspired... 10, 
Access to a Parabolan Base-Camp
Success
Consumption
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You have moved to a new area: Ealing Gardens
Ruthless is increasing… (+? CP, up to level 10)- Nightmares is increasing… (+? CP)
You've gained 3 x Expertise of the Third City- Inspired... is dropping… (-55? CP)
You've gained 6 x Memory of Light
You've gained 6 x Memory of Distant Shores
You've gained 1 x Memory of Discordance
You've gained 1 x Memory of a Much Lesser Self
Magnanimous is dropping… (+? CP)- Your popularity this evening has just suffered a setback. (Removes Fitting in at Helicon House)
Redirects to: After Helicon House
^
Consider yourself closest to Bohemians
- Spoiler Unlocked with
7 x Fitting in at Helicon House
Locked with
Closest To - Bohemians
Success
Affectionate, a bit drunk
You are closest to the Bohemians. (Sets 
Closest To - to 70 - Bohemians)- You've lost 1 x Time Remaining at Helicon House
Wiki note: You don't lose the
^ 7 x Fitting in at Helicon House, but as always you will not get to keep it after leaving Helicon House.
