Bizarre Items

No-one knows quite what to make of your possessions and associations.

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Hat

Value	Item
+4	Diogenes (Bizarre +4, Persuasive +7, Mithridacy +1, Respectable -2) FATE
	Honed Ushanka (Bizarre +4, Shadowy +6, Kataleptic Toxicology +1, Neathproofed +1, Respectable -2) WHITSUN
	The Ephebe, Manifold (Bizarre +4, Persuasive +6, Captured by Innocence +1, Shapeling Arts +1, Respectable -2) HALLOWMAS FATE
	The Gant Moth (Bizarre +4, Shadowy +6, Glasswork +1, Moth-Winged +1, Dreaded -2) HALLOWMAS FATE
	The Infant (Bizarre +4, Persuasive +6, Captured by Innocence +1, Shapeling Arts +1, Respectable -2) HALLOWMAS
	The Moth (Bizarre +4, Shadowy +6, Glasswork +1, Moth-Winged +1, Dreaded -2) HALLOWMAS
+2	Lupercalian Mask (Bizarre +2, Persuasive +5) FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
+2	A Dream of Truth-Strangling (Bizarre +2, Watchful +4, Artisan of the Red Science +1) Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
+1	Fecund Amber Tiara (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +10)
	Corinthian Belfry Hat (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +8) SUMMER
	Judgemental Hat (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8) SUNLESS SKIES
	Rooted Chaplet (Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Chthonosophy +1) SUMMER
	Rooted Chaplet (Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Chthonosophy +1) Hell is Missing
	Commander's Oneironautical Helm (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +5, Glasswork +1) CHRISTMAS RETIRED
	A Disquieting Suspicion That You Might Be Spiders (Bizarre +1, Watchful +3, Dreaded +1, Persuasive -2) FATE
	Smiling Mask (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3, Dreaded +1, Persuasive -2) Ambition: Light Fingers! Item
	Mouthless Amber Mask (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +2, Dreaded +1) FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
	Free-roving Teeth (Bizarre +1, Monstrous Anatomy +1, Persuasive -3) Ambition: Bag a Legend! Item
	Lemurian's Mask (Bizarre +1) FEAST OF THE ROSE
-2	The Cosmogone Crown (Persuasive +6, Respectable +4, Mithridacy +1, Radiant-Crowned +1, Bizarre -2) HALLOWMAS FATE
-2	The Crown (Persuasive +6, Respectable +4, Mithridacy +1, Radiant-Crowned +1, Bizarre -2) HALLOWMAS

Clothing

Value	Item
+3	Vitiating Mantle (Bizarre +3, Shadowy +7, Shapeling Arts +1, Respectable -2) CHRISTMAS FATE
+2	Reliable Labcoat (Bizarre +2, Watchful +11, Kataleptic Toxicology +1, Respectable -2)
	Slaughtered Shell (Bizarre +2, Kataleptic Toxicology +1, Monstrous Anatomy +1, Spiralling Regrets +1)
	Twice-Slaughtered Shell (Bizarre +2, Kataleptic Toxicology +1, Monstrous Anatomy +1, Spiralling Regrets +1)
+1	Far Khanate Lacquered Armour (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +8, Persuasive +4)
	Tatterskin Shawl (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +8, Dreaded +1, Mithridacy +1, Persuasive -2) Ambition: Light Fingers! Item
	Pickpocket's Bane (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +6, Dangerous +3) CHRISTMAS RETIRED
	Glimsatin Gown (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +6, Mithridacy +1) HALLOWMAS
	Moderately Co-operative Clothes Colony (Bizarre +1, Watchful +5, Persuasive +4, Shadowy -2)
	Polythremean Peacoat (Bizarre +1, Neathproofed +1, Respectable +1, Zeefaring +1) SUMMER
	An Unwisely Cultivated Plant (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +1) FATE
-2	Aurochs-Fur Coat (Shadowy +6, Respectable +4, Neathproofed +2, Glasswork +1, Reduces Nightmares build up., Bizarre -2) WHITSUN
-3	Viric Frock (Glasswork +1, Bizarre -3)
-3	Viric Suit (Glasswork +1, Bizarre -3)

Adornment

Value	Item
+2	Unjustifiable Necktie (Bizarre +2, Increases Scandal build up.)
+1	Constant Cufflinks (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +7) Urchins Faction Item
	Dilmun Club Lapel Badge (Bizarre +1, Watchful +5)
	Maggot-Bearing Rose (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +4, Insubstantial +1) HALLOWMAS FATE
	Anguilliform Scarf (Bizarre +1, Zeefaring +1) FATE
-1	Pair of Irrigo Goggles (Watchful +8, Bizarre -1, Persuasive -1)

Gloves

Value	Item
+2	Tentacle Mitts (Bizarre +2, Shadowy +10, Dreaded -4)
+1	Gossamer Palms (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +10) FRUITS OF THE ZEE
	Loomweavers (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +10) FRUITS OF THE ZEE
	Mournclimber's Wraps (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +10) FRUITS OF THE ZEE
	Pair of Lenguals (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +10)
	Genuine Rubbery Lumps (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8, Neathproofed +1) SUMMER
	Singed and Stained Work Gloves (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +8, Kataleptic Toxicology +1) WORLD QUALITY
	Chelatic Mitten (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7) The Docks Faction Item
	Dire Appendage (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +1) FATE

Weapon

Value	Item
+3	Iron-Lung Bagpipes (Bizarre +3, Dangerous +8, Monstrous Anatomy +1, Respectable -1) WHITSUN
+2	Resinous Pyrophone (Bizarre +2, Watchful +8, Respectable +1, Shapeling Arts +1, Dreaded -1) WHITSUN
+2	A Bright Brass Button (Bizarre +2, Watchful +3, Glasswork +1) Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
+1	Location of an Underground Organ (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +10) Rubbery Men Faction Item
	What Might Be A Thunderbolt (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +10) Urchins Faction Item
	False-Star Catalogue (Bizarre +1, Watchful +9, Glasswork +1) WORLD QUALITY
	A Seven-Times-Exiled Parliamentarian's Guide to Electioneering (Bizarre +1, Watchful +8, Shadowy +6) SUMMER
	Flexile Sabre (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +8, Dreaded +1, Zeefaring +1) WHITSUN
	Polythreme Drinking Vessel (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8) WORLD QUALITY
	The Contrarian's Monochromatic Lantern (Bizarre +1, Watchful +8) SUMMER
	Burgundian Breviary (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +7, Watchful +7, Reduces Scandal build up.)
	The Boatman's Lantern (Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Dangerous +2, Dreaded +1) FATE
	Bejewelled Cane (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +6, Reduces Nightmares build up., Shadowy -1)
	Heavily Annotated Timetables (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +5, Respectable +2, A Player of Chess +1, Dreaded -1) SUMMER
	Mesmeric Parasol (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +5, Respectable +2, A Player of Chess +1, Dreaded -1) WHITSUN
	The Word of Caution (Bizarre +1, Watchful +5) FATE
	Cloven Seal (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3) SUNLESS SKIES
	A Brick from the Very Walls of Hell (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +1) FATE
	Box of Terrifying Candies (Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1) FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
	Iron Republic Journal (Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1)
	A Turnip? (Bizarre +1, Shapeling Arts +1, Respectable -4)
	A Decanter of Lachrymose Chartreuse (Bizarre +1) FEAST OF THE ROSE
	Box of Potentials (Bizarre +1) FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
-1	Skein of Silvered Catgut (Shadowy +8, Respectable +2, Glasswork +1, Inerrant +1, Bizarre -1) WHITSUN

Boots

Value	Item
+1	Venge-Rat Waders (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +7, Kataleptic Toxicology +1) WORLD QUALITY
	Iguana-Skin Boots (Bizarre +1, Watchful +5, Dreaded +1, Neathproofed +1, Shapeling Arts +1) WHITSUN
	Vigilant Chitin-Fur Boots (Bizarre +1, Watchful +5, Artisan of the Red Science +1, Respectable +1) WHITSUN
	Pair of Balmoral Boots (Bizarre +1, Persuasive -2, Shadowy -2)

Luggage

Value	Item
+1	Cephalopod Satchel (Bizarre +1, A Player of Chess +1, Insubstantial +1) WHITSUN
	'Heirloom' Carpetbag (Bizarre +1, Inerrant +1)
	Varchaasi Holdall (Bizarre +1, Glasswork +1) SUMMER

Companion

Value	Item
+3	Stormy-Eyed Scoundrel (Bizarre +3, Shadowy +10, Watchful +10) HALLOWMAS FATE
	Your Perpetually Festive Rubbery Friend (Bizarre +3, Persuasive +9) CHRISTMAS FATE
	Rubbery Dragon (Bizarre +3, Watchful +7, Persuasive +5, Shapeling Arts +1) WHITSUN
	Winged Creature of Considerable Speed (Bizarre +3, Watchful +6, Dangerous +4) HALLOWMAS FATE
+2	Übergoat (Bizarre +2, Watchful +30, Caprine Authority: +2, Dreaded +2) FATE
	Buccaneering Palaeontologist (Bizarre +2, Dangerous +10) HALLOWMAS FATE
	Horrid Imp (Bizarre +2, Persuasive +9, Shadowy +9) Profession: Conjurer Item
	Bohemian Sculptress (Bizarre +2, Persuasive +9, Watchful +7, Mithridacy +2) FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
	Ferret (Bizarre +2, Shadowy +9, Dangerous +7, Monstrous Anatomy +2) FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
	September (Bizarre +2, Dangerous +9, Shadowy +5, A Player of Chess +1) FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
	Blemmigan Tourist (Bizarre +2, Watchful +8, Dangerous +3) SUNLESS SKIES
	Morally and Physically Flexible Rubbery Cat (Bizarre +2, Shadowy +8) HALLOWMAS FATE
	Transfixing Squirrel (Bizarre +2, Shadowy +7, Watchful +5, Dreaded +1, Kataleptic Toxicology +1) WHITSUN
	Bifurcated Owl (Bizarre +2, Dangerous +5, Persuasive +5, Shadowy +5, Watchful +5, Dreaded +2) FATE
	Nacreous Survivor (Bizarre +2, Shadowy +5, Watchful +5) FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
	Countess of Thorns (Bizarre +2, Persuasive +5, Watchful +4, Kataleptic Toxicology +1) FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
	Violant-Winged Bat (Bizarre +2, Watchful +5, Artisan of the Red Science +1) Ambition: Nemesis Item
	The Chromatographic Kinetoculus (Bizarre +2)
+1	Overgoat (Bizarre +1, Watchful +20, Caprine Authority: +1, Dreaded +1)
	Newly-Born Frost-Moth (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +10) Tomb-Colonies Faction Item
	The Minister of Enigmas (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +10)
	Quiet Deviless (Bizarre +1, Watchful +9, Shadowy +6) FATE
	Prescient Automatist (Bizarre +1, Watchful +9, Persuasive +5, Glasswork +1, Mithridacy +1) HALLOWMAS
	Genre Painter (Bizarre +1, Watchful +8, Persuasive +5) FEAST OF THE ROSE
	Ivy (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8, Watchful +5) FEAST OF THE ROSE
	Murderous Monkey (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +8, Watchful +5) HALLOWMAS FATE
	The Abbot-Commander (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +8, Shapeling Arts +2, Dreaded +1) FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
	Diptych Painter (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +8, Chthonosophy +1) FEAST OF THE ROSE
	Rubbery Campanologist (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8, Dreaded +1) HALLOWMAS
	A Reactionary Tomb-Colonist (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8) HALLOWMAS FATE
	A Restless Clay Man (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +7, Watchful +6) FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
	Brachiating Spindlewolf (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7, Shadowy +5, Respectable +2, Artisan of the Red Science +1) WHITSUN
	Inculcating Kraken (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +7, Dangerous +5, A Player of Chess +1, Dreaded +1, Respectable +1) WHITSUN
	Uttermost Eel (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +7, Persuasive +5, Dreaded +1, Respectable +1, Zeefaring +1) WHITSUN
	Reflected Minotaur (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +7, Dangerous +5, Dreaded +1, Glasswork +1) WHITSUN
	Warm-hearted Amber Iguana (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7, Persuasive +5, Neathproofed +1) WHITSUN
	Acicular Squirrel (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +7, Watchful +5) WHITSUN
	Esoteric Accomplice (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7, Shadowy +5) HALLOWMAS
	Thoroughly Experienced Gondolier (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +7, Watchful +5) FEAST OF THE ROSE
	Parabolan Panther (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +7, Watchful +4, Glasswork +1) SUNLESS SEA FATE
	Clay Corroborator (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +7, Persuasive +3, Reduces Suspicion build up.) HALLOWMAS
	Liquid Debutante (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7, Shapeling Arts +1) HALLOWMAS FATE
	Navigator-Elect of the Sea of Spines (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +7, Shapeling Arts +1) HALLOWMAS FATE
	Squirming Reprobate (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +7, Monstrous Anatomy +1) HALLOWMAS FATE
	Blemmigan Pedant (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7) FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
	Rubbery Yes-Man (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +7) HALLOWMAS FATE
	The Chap on the Corner (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7) Constables Faction Item
	Cryptographic Chiropteran (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7, Reduces Nightmares build up.) HALLOWMAS FATE
	Hollow-Eyed Tragedian (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +6, Shadowy +5) FEAST OF THE ROSE
	Tempestuous Astronomer (Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Persuasive +5) FEAST OF THE ROSE
	Consummate Wallflower (Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Respectable +1) HALLOWMAS FATE
	Nimble-fingered Intelligencer (Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Dreaded +1) HALLOWMAS
	Analgesic Rhetorician (Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Mithridacy +1, Reduces Wounds build up.) FEAST OF THE ROSE
	Condolent Monkey (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +5, Watchful +5) HALLOWMAS FATE
	Pentecost Ape (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +5, Watchful +5) FEAST OF THE ROSE
	Haunted Clydesdale (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +5) Mr Chimes' Grand Clearing-Out RETIRED
	Percipient Cricketer (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +5) FATE
	Rubbery Conspirator (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +5)
	Rubbery Salt (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +5)
	Dutiful Orphan (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +4, Watchful +4) HALLOWMAS
	Very Well-Behaved Mandrake (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +4, Watchful +2) HALLOWMAS FATE
	Weeping Doll (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3, Watchful +3, Dreaded +1) HALLOWMAS FATE
	Parabolan Kitten (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +3, Glasswork +1) SUNLESS SEA
	Unfinished Hat (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3, Dreaded +1)
	Dark-Carapaced Crustacean (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3) CHRISTMAS
	Lovingly Be-Ribboned Kitten (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +3) FEAST OF THE ROSE
	Rubbery Feline (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +3) HALLOWMAS FATE
	Rubbery Newcomer (Bizarre +1, Watchful +3) HALLOWMAS
	Ebullient Undertaker (Bizarre +1, Monstrous Anatomy +2, Watchful +2) FATE
	Celebrated Weasel (Bizarre +1, Greatly increases Plagued by a Popular Song build up.) HALLOWMAS FATE
	Hell-Scarred Gondolier (Bizarre +1, Watchful +2)
	An Antediluvian Ushabti (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +1, Watchful +1) FEAST OF THE ROSE
	Alchemical Moon-Miser (Bizarre +1, Kataleptic Toxicology +1)
	Rubbery Plongeur (Bizarre +1, Respectable +1)
	Spider-Infested Eyeball (Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1) FATE
	Violant Moon-Miser (Bizarre +1, Shapeling Arts +1)
	Wild Vesture Spider (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +1) FATE
	A Custom-Engraved Skull (Bizarre +1) FEAST OF THE ROSE
	Bandaged Raven (Bizarre +1) Connected Pet
	Hungover Terrier (Bizarre +1) Connected Pet
	Preening Macaw (Bizarre +1) Connected Pet
	Rose-Bearing Maggot (Bizarre +1) FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
Rubbery Associate (Bizarre +1)
Rubbery Euphonium (Bizarre +1)
-4	Possessed Goldfish (Bizarre -4, Dreaded -4, Respectable -4)
-12	Viric Lizard (Bizarre -12)

Treasure

Value	Item
+4	A False-Star of your Own (Bizarre +4, Shadowy +13, Watchful +6, Shapeling Arts +2) Ambition: Light Fingers! Item
+4	The Marvellous (Bizarre +4, Persuasive +13, Dangerous +6, A Player of Chess +2) Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
+2	A Palatial Holiday Home in the Arctic Circle (Bizarre +2, Watchful +13, Persuasive +6, Mithridacy +2, Respectable +2) Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
	A Winged and Taloned Steed Formerly Mr Veils (Bizarre +2, Dangerous +13, Shadowy +6, Dreaded +2, Monstrous Anatomy +2) Ambition: Bag a Legend! Item
	The Long-Dead Priests of the Red Bird (Bizarre +2, Watchful +13, Shadowy +6, Dreaded +2, Mithridacy +2) Ambition: Bag a Legend! Item

Tools of the Trade

Value	Item
+1	A List of Aliases, Writ in Gant (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +6, Shadowy +6, Kataleptic Toxicology +1) Profession: Licentiate Item
	A Pot of Violant Ink (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +6, Watchful +6, Artisan of the Red Science +1) Profession: Correspondent Item
	Set of Cosmogone Spectacles (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +6, Persuasive +6, Glasswork +1) Profession: Silverer Item

Affiliation

Value	Item
+4	A Patron of the Pliable Arts (Bizarre +4, Persuasive +5, Shapeling Arts +1) SUMMER
+2	Honorary Membership in the London Horticultural Society (Bizarre +2, Respectable +2, Dreaded -2) WORLD QUALITY The London Horticultural Show
+1	The Rose Giveth Its Verses to Devils and Also to You (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +5, Watchful +2) CHRISTMAS FATE
	Your Name in F.F. Gebrandt's Address Book (Bizarre +1, Watchful +5, A Player of Chess +1) WORLD QUALITY
	A Trusted Beetlesitter (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +4, Shadowy +2, Respectable +1) FATE
	A Working Relationship with the Precocious Tosher (Bizarre +1, Watchful +4, Dangerous +2, Dreaded +1) FATE
	A Salon (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +2, Respectable +2)
	A Reverie of Heroism (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +2, Respectable +1) WORLD QUALITY
	An Indulgence from the Rat Church (Bizarre +1, Respectable +2, Monstrous Anatomy +1) FATE
	The Thief-Oath of Tristram Bagley (Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1, Mithridacy +1, Shadowy +1, Visiting Tristram Bagley +1) Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
	A Metamorphosed Moth-Self (Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1, Neathproofed +1, Respectable +1)
	The Iron Correspondents (Bizarre +1, A Member of the Pen-Bearers +1, Dangerous +1, Dreaded +1) CHRISTMAS FATE
	A Member of the Order of Those Who Will Not Be Caught Red-Handed (Bizarre +1, Noticed by the Queen of Air and Darkness +1, Watchful +1) HALLOWMAS
	Inducted into the Inverted Stalactite Society (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +1, Witnessed by the Silent Shame +1) HALLOWMAS
	Investment in the Portinari Dance Hall (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +1, Watchful +1) FATE
	A Dream of Red Chivalry (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +1) FATE
-2	The Inescapable Ubiquity of your Countenance (Respectable +4, Persuasive +2, Bizarre -2, Shadowy -10)

Transport

Value	Item
+3	Semi-Automated Mary Lloyd (Bizarre +3, Dangerous +4) FRUITS OF THE ZEE
+2	Weasel-Infested Velocipede (Bizarre +2, Watchful +5) CHRISTMAS FATE
	Almost-Obedient Amber Automaton (Bizarre +2, Dreaded +1, Shapeling Arts +1) CHRISTMAS FATE
	Coruscating Miser-Mount (Bizarre +2, Kataleptic Toxicology +1, Shapeling Arts +1) HALLOWMAS
	Clay Sedan Chair (Bizarre +2)
+1	Weeping Litter-Cyst (Bizarre +1, Watchful +3, Dreaded +1, Zeefaring +1) FRUITS OF THE ZEE
+1	Corpulent Carriage (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +3, Monstrous Anatomy +1) FRUITS OF THE ZEE

Home Comfort

Value	Item
+2	F.F. Gebrandt's Patent Neathoscope, Containing and Displaying All Seven Colours of Exotic Light (Bizarre +2, Watchful +7, Persuasive +4)
	Serpent-Headed Oneiropompic Stave (Bizarre +2, Persuasive +6, Glasswork +2)
	Amber Ambassador's Seal (Bizarre +2, Watchful +5, Shapeling Arts +1, Reduces Nightmares build up.) The London Horticultural Show RETIRED
	An Elephant That Is Yet to Be Refuted (Bizarre +2, Shadowy +4, Increases Nightmares build up.) Hell is Missing RETIRED
	Anatomically Accurate Batrachian Bench (Bizarre +2, Persuasive +2, Dreaded -2)
	Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil (Bizarre +2, Kataleptic Toxicology +1, Mithridacy +1) Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
	Diamond Newt (Bizarre +2, Respectable -2, Increases Scandal build up.) FATE
	Gear-driven Skeletal Monkey (Bizarre +2, Respectable -2)
+1	Diatomist's Array (Bizarre +1, Watchful +8) CHRISTMAS RETIRED
	Amber Vision of the Sea of Spines (Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Shapeling Arts +1, Zeefaring +1)
	Overwrought Bathtub (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +6, Artisan of the Red Science +1) SUMMER
	Highly-Accurate Gargoyle (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +4, Monstrous Anatomy +1) SUMMER
	Mr Mirrors' Most Heartfelt Reflection (Bizarre +1, Watchful +3, Glasswork +1) CHRISTMAS FATE
	A Maudlin Gift from the Heavens (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +3) CHRISTMAS FATE
	A Painting entitled 'Self-Interest' (Bizarre +1, Watchful +3) FATE
	Clay Effigy (Bizarre +1, Watchful +3) MASK OF THE ROSE
	Luxury's Lap (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3) CHRISTMAS FATE
	Ray-Drenched Correspondence Paperweight (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +3) CHRISTMAS FATE
	You're Not Quite Sure What (Bizarre +1, Watchful +3) CHRISTMAS FATE
	A Clot of Malachite Flesh (Bizarre +1, Respectable +1) FATE
	An Opal-Eyed Skeleton (Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1) FATE
	Your Very Own Limestone Companion (Bizarre +1) F.F. Gebrandt's Prelapsarian Exhibition RETIRED
	Murgatroyd's Patented Fungal Christmas 'Tree' (Bizarre +1, Reduces Nightmares build up., Shadowy -4) CHRISTMAS
-2	Diorama of a Prehistoric Hunter (Respectable +2, Bizarre -2)