Bizarre Items

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Hat

Value Item
+4
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Honed Ushanka
(Bizarre +4, Shadowy +6, Kataleptic Toxicology +1, Neathproofed +1, Respectable -2)
WHITSUN
+2
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Lupercalian Mask
(Bizarre +2, Persuasive +5)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
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A Dream of Truth-Strangling
(Bizarre +2, Watchful +4, Artisan of the Red Science +1)
Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
+1
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Set of Cosmogone Spectacles
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +12, Persuasive +12, Glasswork +1)
Profession: Silverer Item
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Fecund Amber Tiara
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +10)
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Corinthian Belfry Hat
(Bizarre +1, Shadowy +8)
ELECTION FATE
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Judgemental Hat
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8)
SUNLESS SKIES
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Smiling Mask
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3, Dreaded +1, Persuasive -2)
Ambition: Light Fingers! Item
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Mouthless Amber Mask
(Bizarre +1, Shadowy +2, Dreaded +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
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Free-roving Teeth
(Bizarre +1, Monstrous Anatomy +1, Persuasive -3)
Ambition: Bag a Legend! Item
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Lemurian's Mask
(Bizarre +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE

Clothing

Value Item
+1
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Tatterskin Shawl
(Bizarre +1, Shadowy +8, Dreaded +1, Mithridacy +1, Persuasive -2)
Ambition: Light Fingers! Item
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Far Khanate Lacquered Armour
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +8, Persuasive +4)
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Pickpocket's Bane
(Bizarre +1, Shadowy +6, Dangerous +3)
CHRISTMAS
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Moderately Co-operative Clothes Colony
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +5, Persuasive +4, Shadowy -2)
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An Unwisely Cultivated Plant
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +1)
FATE
-2
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Aurochs-Fur Coat
(Shadowy +6, Respectable +4, Neathproofed +2, Glasswork +1, Nightmares -1, Bizarre -2)
WHITSUN
-3
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Viric Frock
(Glasswork +1, Bizarre -3)
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Viric Suit
(Glasswork +1, Bizarre -3)

Gloves

Value Item
+2
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Tentacle Mitts
(Bizarre +2, Shadowy +10, Dreaded -4)
+1
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Pair of Lenguals
(Bizarre +1, Shadowy +10)
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Genuine Rubbery Lumps
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8, Neathproofed +1)
ELECTION FATE
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Chelatic Mitten
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +7)
The Docks Faction Item
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Constant Cufflinks
(Bizarre +1, Shadowy +7)
Urchins Faction Item
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Dire Appendage
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +1)
FATE

Weapon

Value Item
+2
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The Marvellous
(Bizarre +2, Persuasive +13, A Player of Chess +1)
Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
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A Bright Brass Button
(Bizarre +2, Watchful +3, Glasswork +1)
Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
+1
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A Pot of Violant Ink
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +12, Watchful +12, Artisan of the Red Science +1)
Profession: Correspondent Item
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A List of Aliases, Writ in Gant
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +12, Shadowy +12, Kataleptic Toxicology +1)
Profession: Licentiate Item
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What Might Be A Thunderbolt
(Bizarre +1, Shadowy +10)
Urchins Faction Item
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Location of an Underground Organ
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +10)
Rubbery Men Faction Item FATE
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A Seven-Times-Exiled Parliamentarian's Guide to Electioneering
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +8, Shadowy +6)
ELECTION FATE
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The Contrarian's Monochromatic Lantern
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +8)
ELECTION FATE
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Polythreme Drinking Vessel
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8)
ELECTION
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The Boatman's Lantern
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Dangerous +2, Dreaded +1)
FATE
Goldenapple.png
Dilmun Club Lapel Badge
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +5)
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The Word of Caution
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +5)
FATE
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Bejewelled Cane
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +4, Nightmares -1, Shadowy -1)
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Cloven Seal
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3)
SUNLESS SKIES
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A Turnip?
(Bizarre +1, Shapeling Arts +1, Respectable -4)
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Iron Republic Journal
(Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1)
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Terrifying Candies
(Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
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A Brick from the Very Walls of Hell
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +1)
FATE
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A Decanter of Lachrymose Chartreuse
(Bizarre +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE
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Box of Potentials
(Bizarre +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE

Boots

Value Item
+1
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Iguana-Skin Boots
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +5, Dreaded +1, Neathproofed +1, Shapeling Arts +1)
WHITSUN
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Vigilant Chitin-Fur Boots
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +5, Artisan of the Red Science +1, Respectable +1)
WHITSUN
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Pair of Balmoral Boots
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive -2, Shadowy -2)

Companion

Value Item
+3
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Your Perpetually Festive Rubbery Friend
(Bizarre +3, Persuasive +9)
CHRISTMAS FATE
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Rubbery Dragon
(Bizarre +3, Watchful +7, Persuasive +5, Shapeling Arts +1)
WHITSUN
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Winged Creature of Considerable Speed
(Bizarre +3, Watchful +6, Dangerous +4)
HALLOWMAS
+2
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Übergoat
(Bizarre +2, Watchful +30, Caprine Authority +2, Dreaded +2)
FATE
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A False-Star of your Own
(Bizarre +2, Shadowy +12, Watchful +6, Shapeling Arts +2)
Ambition: Light Fingers! Item
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Buccaneering Palaeontologist
(Bizarre +2, Dangerous +10)
HALLOWMAS
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Horrid Imp
(Bizarre +2, Persuasive +9, Shadowy +9)
Profession: Conjurer Item
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September
(Bizarre +2, Dangerous +9, Shadowy +5, A Player of Chess +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
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Blemmigan Tourist
(Bizarre +2, Watchful +8, Dangerous +3)
SUNLESS SKIES
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Morally and Physically Flexible Rubbery Cat
(Bizarre +2, Shadowy +8)
HALLOWMAS FATE
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Transfixing Squirrel
(Bizarre +2, Shadowy +7, Watchful +5, Dreaded +1, Kataleptic Toxicology +1)
WHITSUN
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Violant-Winged Bat
(Bizarre +2, Watchful +5, Artisan of the Red Science +1)
Ambition: Nemesis Item
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Nacreous Survivor
(Bizarre +2, Shadowy +5, Watchful +5)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
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Condolent Monkey
(Bizarre +2, Persuasive +5, Watchful +5)
HALLOWMAS FATE
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Countess of Thorns
(Bizarre +2, Persuasive +5, Watchful +4, Kataleptic Toxicology +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
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Bifurcated Owl
(Bizarre +2, Dangerous +5, Persuasive +5, Shadowy +5, Watchful +5, Dreaded +2)
FATE
+1
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Overgoat
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +20, Caprine Authority +1, Dreaded +1)
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The Minister of Enigmas
(Bizarre +1, Shadowy +10)
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Newly-Born Frost-Moth
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +10)
Tomb-Colonies Faction Item
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Quiet Deviless
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +9, Shadowy +6)
FATE
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Rubbery Campanologist
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8, Dreaded +1)
HALLOWMAS FATE
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A Reactionary Tomb-Colonist
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8)
ELECTION FATE
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Murderous Monkey
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +8, Watchful +5)
HALLOWMAS FATE
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Brachiating Spindlewolf
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +7, Shadowy +5, Respectable +2, Artisan of the Red Science +1)
WHITSUN
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Esoteric Accomplice
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +7, Shadowy +5)
HALLOWMAS FATE
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Warm-hearted Amber Iguana
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +7, Persuasive +5, Neathproofed +1)
WHITSUN
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Blemmigan Pedant
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +7)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
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The Chap on the Corner
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +7)
Constables Faction Item
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Cryptographic Chiropteran
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +7, Nightmares -1)
HALLOWMAS
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Reflected Minotaur
(Bizarre +1, Shadowy +7, Dangerous +5, Dreaded +1, Glasswork +1)
WHITSUN
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Parabolan Panther
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +7, Watchful +4, Glasswork +1)
SUNLESS SEA Backer reward RETIRED
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Rubbery Yes-Man
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +7)
HALLOWMAS
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A Restless Clay Man
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +7, Watchful +6)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
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Thoroughly Experienced Gondolier
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +7, Watchful +5)
FEAST OF THE ROSE
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Tempestuous Astronomer
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Persuasive +5)
FEAST OF THE ROSE
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Consummate Wallflower
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Respectable +1)
HALLOWMAS FATE
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Nimble-fingered Intelligencer
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Dreaded +1)
HALLOWMAS FATE
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Hollow-Eyed Tragedian
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +6, Shadowy +5)
FEAST OF THE ROSE
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Acicular Squirrel
(Bizarre +1, Shadowy +5, Watchful +3)
WHITSUN
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Percipient Cricketer
(Bizarre +1, Shadowy +5)
FATE
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Rubbery Conspirator
(Bizarre +1, Shadowy +5)
RETIRED
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Pentecost Ape
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +5, Watchful +5)
FEAST OF THE ROSE
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Rubbery Salt
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +5)
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Very Well-Behaved Mandrake
(Bizarre +1, Shadowy +4, Watchful +2)
HALLOWMAS FATE
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Rubbery Feline
(Bizarre +1, Shadowy +3)
HALLOWMAS
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Parabolan Kitten
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +3, Glasswork +1)
SUNLESS SEA
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Weeping Doll
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3, Watchful +3, Dreaded +1)
HALLOWMAS FATE
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Unfinished Hat
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3, Dreaded +1)
Bazaar.png
Dark-Carapaced Crustacean
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3)
CHRISTMAS
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Hell-Scarred Gondolier
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +2)
Weasel.png
Celebrated Weasel
(Bizarre +1, Plagued by a Popular Song +2)
HALLOWMAS FATE
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Ebullient Undertaker
(Bizarre +1, Monstrous Anatomy +2, Watchful +2)
FATE
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Rubbery Plongeur
(Bizarre +1, Respectable +1)
RETIRED
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An Antediluvian Ushabti
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +1, Watchful +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE
Eyeball.png
Spider-Infested Eyeball
(Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1)
FATE
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A Custom-Engraved Skull
(Bizarre +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE
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Bandaged Raven
(Bizarre +1)
Connected Pet
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Hungover Terrier
(Bizarre +1)
Connected Pet
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Preening Macaw
(Bizarre +1)
Connected Pet
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Rose-bearing Maggot
(Bizarre +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
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Rubbery Associate
(Bizarre +1)
RETIRED
Euphonium.png
Rubbery Euphonium
(Bizarre +1)
-4
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Possessed Goldfish
(Bizarre -4, Dreaded -4, Respectable -4)
-12
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Viric Lizard
(Bizarre -12)

Affiliation

Value Item
+2
Ruinsthird.png
The Long-Dead Priests of the Red Bird
(Bizarre +2, Watchful +6, Dreaded +2, Mithridacy +1)
Ambition: Bag a Legend! Item
+1
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The Rose Giveth Its Verses to Devils and Also to You
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +5, Watchful +2)
CHRISTMAS FATE
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A Salon
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +2, Respectable +2)
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A Member of the Order of Those Who Will Not Be Caught Red-Handed
(Bizarre +1, Noticed by the Queen of Air and Darkness +1, Watchful +1)
HALLOWMAS
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The Thief-Oath of Tristram Bagley
(Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1, Mithridacy +1, Shadowy +1, Visiting Tristram Bagley +1)
Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
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The Iron Correspondents
(Bizarre +1, A Member of the Pen-Bearers +1, Dangerous +1, Dreaded +1)
CHRISTMAS FATE

Transport

Value Item
+3
Hallowmass.png
Semi-Automated Mary Lloyd
(Bizarre +3, Dangerous +4)
FRUITS OF THE ZEE
+2
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A Winged and Taloned Steed Formerly Mr Veils
(Bizarre +2, Dangerous +6, Dreaded +2, Monstrous Anatomy +1)
Ambition: Bag a Legend! Item
Weaselvelocipede.png
Weasel-Infested Velocipede
(Bizarre +2, Watchful +5)
CHRISTMAS FATE
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Clay Sedan Chair
(Bizarre +2)

Home Comfort

Value Item
+2
Moon.png
A Palatial Holiday Home in the Arctic Circle
(Bizarre +2, Watchful +10, Mithridacy +1)
Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
Snakehead2.png
Serpent-Headed Oneiropompic Stave
(Bizarre +2, Persuasive +6, Glasswork +2)
Frogurchin.png
Anatomically Accurate Batrachian Bench
(Bizarre +2, Persuasive +2, Dreaded -2)
Goldenapple.png
Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil
(Bizarre +2, Kataleptic Toxicology +1, Mithridacy +1)
Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
Monkey.png
Gear-driven Skeletal Monkey
(Bizarre +2, Respectable -2)
+1
Fluke.png
Amber Vision of the Sea of Spines
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Shapeling Arts +1, Zeefaring +1)
Stonyface.png
Highly-Accurate Gargoyle
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +4, Monstrous Anatomy +1)
ELECTION
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A Painting entitled 'Self-Interest'
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +3)
SUNLESS SEA FATE RETIRED
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You're Not Quite Sure What
(Bizarre +1, Watchful +3)
CHRISTMAS FATE
Scorn.png
A Maudlin Gift from the Heavens
(Bizarre +1, Shadowy +3)
CHRISTMAS FATE
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Ray-Drenched Correspondence Paperweight
(Bizarre +1, Persuasive +3)
CHRISTMAS FATE
Honeychaise.png
Luxury's Lap
(Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3)
CHRISTMAS FATE
Fluke top.png
A Clot of Malachite Flesh
(Bizarre +1, Respectable +1)
FATE
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An Opal-Eyed Skeleton
(Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1)
FATE
-2
Harpoon.png
Diorama of a Prehistoric Hunter
(Respectable +2, Bizarre -2)

Ship

Value Item
+1
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Zubmarine
(Bizarre +1, Zailing Speed +55, Zubmersibility +1)

Spouse

Value Item
+3
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Companion in Amber
(Bizarre +3, Shapeling Arts +1)
FATE
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Boneless Consort
(Bizarre +3)
FATE

Club

Value Item
+4
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The Clay Tailor Club
(Bizarre +4, Persuasive +1)
+2
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The Young Stags' Club
(Bizarre +2, Dreaded +2, Shadowy +1)