Bizarre Items

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Hat

Value Item
+4
Honed Ushanka (Bizarre +4, Shadowy +6, Kataleptic Toxicology +1, Neathproofed +1, Respectable -2)
WHITSUN
The Gant Moth (Bizarre +4, Shadowy +6, Glasswork +1, Moth-Winged +1, Dreaded -2)
HALLOWMAS FATE
The Moth (Bizarre +4, Shadowy +6, Glasswork +1, Moth-Winged +1, Dreaded -2)
HALLOWMAS
The Ephebe, Manifold (Bizarre +4, Persuasive +6, Captured by Innocence +1, Shapeling Arts +1, Respectable -2)
HALLOWMAS FATE
The Infant (Bizarre +4, Persuasive +6, Captured by Innocence +1, Shapeling Arts +1, Respectable -2)
HALLOWMAS
+2
Lupercalian Mask (Bizarre +2, Persuasive +5)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
A Dream of Truth-Strangling (Bizarre +2, Watchful +4, Artisan of the Red Science +1)
Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
+1
Set of Cosmogone Spectacles (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +12, Persuasive +12, Glasswork +1)
Profession: Silverer Item
Fecund Amber Tiara (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +10)

Corinthian Belfry Hat (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +8)
Mr Chimes' Grand Clearing-Out
Judgemental Hat (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8)
SUNLESS SKIES
Smiling Mask (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3, Dreaded +1, Persuasive -2)
Ambition: Light Fingers! Item
Mouthless Amber Mask (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +2, Dreaded +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
Free-roving Teeth (Bizarre +1, Monstrous Anatomy +1, Persuasive -3)
Ambition: Bag a Legend! Item
Lemurian's Mask (Bizarre +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE
-1
Pair of Irrigo Goggles (Watchful +8, Bizarre -1, Persuasive -1)

-2
The Cosmogone Crown (Persuasive +6, Respectable +4, Mithridacy +1, Radiant-Crowned +1, Bizarre -2)
HALLOWMAS FATE
The Crown (Persuasive +6, Respectable +4, Mithridacy +1, Radiant-Crowned +1, Bizarre -2)
HALLOWMAS

Clothing

Value Item
+2
Reliable Labcoat (Bizarre +2, Watchful +11, Kataleptic Toxicology +1, Respectable -2)

+1
Tatterskin Shawl (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +8, Dreaded +1, Mithridacy +1, Persuasive -2)
Ambition: Light Fingers! Item
Far Khanate Lacquered Armour (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +8, Persuasive +4)

Pickpocket's Bane (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +6, Dangerous +3)
CHRISTMAS
Moderately Co-operative Clothes Colony (Bizarre +1, Watchful +5, Persuasive +4, Shadowy -2)

Polythremean Peacoat (Bizarre +1, Neathproofed +1, Respectable +1, Zeefaring +1)
Mr Chimes' Grand Clearing-Out
An Unwisely Cultivated Plant (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +1)
FATE
-2
Aurochs-Fur Coat (Shadowy +6, Respectable +4, Neathproofed +2, Glasswork +1, Nightmares -1, Bizarre -2)
WHITSUN
-3
Viric Frock (Glasswork +1, Bizarre -3)

Viric Suit (Glasswork +1, Bizarre -3)

Gloves

Value Item
+2
Tentacle Mitts (Bizarre +2, Shadowy +10, Dreaded -4)

+1
Pair of Lenguals (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +10)

Genuine Rubbery Lumps (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8, Neathproofed +1)
ELECTION
Singed and Stained Work Gloves (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +8, Kataleptic Toxicology +1)
Mr Chimes' Grand Clearing-Out
Chelatic Mitten (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7)
The Docks Faction Item
Constant Cufflinks (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +7)
Urchins Faction Item
Dire Appendage (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +1)
FATE

Weapon

Value Item
+2
A Bright Brass Button (Bizarre +2, Watchful +3, Glasswork +1)
Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
+1
A Pot of Violant Ink (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +12, Watchful +12, Artisan of the Red Science +1)
Profession: Correspondent Item
A List of Aliases, Writ in Gant (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +12, Shadowy +12, Kataleptic Toxicology +1)
Profession: Licentiate Item
What Might Be A Thunderbolt (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +10)
Urchins Faction Item
Location of an Underground Organ (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +10)
Rubbery Men Faction Item FATE
A Seven-Times-Exiled Parliamentarian's Guide to Electioneering (Bizarre +1, Watchful +8, Shadowy +6)
Mr Chimes' Grand Clearing-Out
The Contrarian's Monochromatic Lantern (Bizarre +1, Watchful +8)
Mr Chimes' Grand Clearing-Out
Polythreme Drinking Vessel (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8)
ELECTION
The Boatman's Lantern (Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Dangerous +2, Dreaded +1)
FATE
Dilmun Club Lapel Badge (Bizarre +1, Watchful +5)

The Word of Caution (Bizarre +1, Watchful +5)
FATE
Bejewelled Cane (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +4, Nightmares -1, Shadowy -1)

Cloven Seal (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3)
SUNLESS SKIES RETIRED
A Turnip? (Bizarre +1, Shapeling Arts +1, Respectable -4)

Iron Republic Journal (Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1)

Terrifying Candies (Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
A Brick from the Very Walls of Hell (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +1)
FATE
A Decanter of Lachrymose Chartreuse (Bizarre +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE
Box of Potentials (Bizarre +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE

Boots

Value Item
+1
Venge-Rat Waders (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +7, Kataleptic Toxicology +1)

Iguana-Skin Boots (Bizarre +1, Watchful +5, Dreaded +1, Neathproofed +1, Shapeling Arts +1)
WHITSUN
Vigilant Chitin-Fur Boots (Bizarre +1, Watchful +5, Artisan of the Red Science +1, Respectable +1)
WHITSUN
Pair of Balmoral Boots (Bizarre +1, Persuasive -2, Shadowy -2)

Companion

Value Item
+3
Stormy-Eyed Scoundrel (Bizarre +3, Shadowy +10, Watchful +10)
HALLOWMAS
Your Perpetually Festive Rubbery Friend (Bizarre +3, Persuasive +9)
CHRISTMAS FATE
Rubbery Dragon (Bizarre +3, Watchful +7, Persuasive +5, Shapeling Arts +1)
WHITSUN
Winged Creature of Considerable Speed (Bizarre +3, Watchful +6, Dangerous +4)
HALLOWMAS FATE
+2
Übergoat (Bizarre +2, Watchful +30, Caprine Authority: +2, Dreaded +2)
FATE
Buccaneering Palaeontologist (Bizarre +2, Dangerous +10)
HALLOWMAS
Horrid Imp (Bizarre +2, Persuasive +9, Shadowy +9)
Profession: Conjurer Item
September (Bizarre +2, Dangerous +9, Shadowy +5, A Player of Chess +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
Blemmigan Tourist (Bizarre +2, Watchful +8, Dangerous +3)
SUNLESS SKIES
Morally and Physically Flexible Rubbery Cat (Bizarre +2, Shadowy +8)
HALLOWMAS
Transfixing Squirrel (Bizarre +2, Shadowy +7, Watchful +5, Dreaded +1, Kataleptic Toxicology +1)
WHITSUN
Violant-Winged Bat (Bizarre +2, Watchful +5, Artisan of the Red Science +1)
Ambition: Nemesis Item
Nacreous Survivor (Bizarre +2, Shadowy +5, Watchful +5)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
Countess of Thorns (Bizarre +2, Persuasive +5, Watchful +4, Kataleptic Toxicology +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
Bifurcated Owl (Bizarre +2, Dangerous +5, Persuasive +5, Shadowy +5, Watchful +5, Dreaded +2)
FATE
+1
Overgoat (Bizarre +1, Watchful +20, Caprine Authority: +1, Dreaded +1)

The Minister of Enigmas (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +10)

Newly-Born Frost-Moth (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +10)
Tomb-Colonies Faction Item
Quiet Deviless (Bizarre +1, Watchful +9, Shadowy +6)
FATE
Rubbery Campanologist (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8, Dreaded +1)
HALLOWMAS FATE
A Reactionary Tomb-Colonist (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +8)
ELECTION FATE
Murderous Monkey (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +8, Watchful +5)
HALLOWMAS FATE
Brachiating Spindlewolf (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7, Shadowy +5, Respectable +2, Artisan of the Red Science +1)
WHITSUN
Esoteric Accomplice (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7, Shadowy +5)
HALLOWMAS FATE
Warm-hearted Amber Iguana (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7, Persuasive +5, Neathproofed +1)
WHITSUN
Liquid Debutante (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7, Shapeling Arts +1)
HALLOWMAS
Blemmigan Pedant (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
The Chap on the Corner (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7)
Constables Faction Item
Cryptographic Chiropteran (Bizarre +1, Watchful +7, Nightmares -1)
HALLOWMAS
Acicular Squirrel (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +7, Watchful +5)
WHITSUN
Reflected Minotaur (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +7, Dangerous +5, Dreaded +1, Glasswork +1)
WHITSUN
Parabolan Panther (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +7, Watchful +4, Glasswork +1)
SUNLESS SEA FATE RETIRED
Rubbery Yes-Man (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +7)
HALLOWMAS
A Restless Clay Man (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +7, Watchful +6)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
Thoroughly Experienced Gondolier (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +7, Watchful +5)
FEAST OF THE ROSE
Squirming Reprobate (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +7, Monstrous Anatomy +1)
HALLOWMAS
Tempestuous Astronomer (Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Persuasive +5)
FEAST OF THE ROSE
Consummate Wallflower (Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Respectable +1)
HALLOWMAS
Nimble-fingered Intelligencer (Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Dreaded +1)
HALLOWMAS FATE
Hollow-Eyed Tragedian (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +6, Shadowy +5)
FEAST OF THE ROSE
Percipient Cricketer (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +5)
FATE
Rubbery Conspirator (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +5)
RETIRED
Condolent Monkey (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +5, Watchful +5)
HALLOWMAS FATE
Haunted Clydesdale (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +5)
Mr Chimes' Grand Clearing-Out
Pentecost Ape (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +5, Watchful +5)
FEAST OF THE ROSE
Rubbery Salt (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +5)

Very Well-Behaved Mandrake (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +4, Watchful +2)
HALLOWMAS FATE
Dutiful Orphan (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +4, Watchful +4)
HALLOWMAS FATE
Rubbery Newcomer (Bizarre +1, Watchful +3)
HALLOWMAS
Rubbery Feline (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +3)
HALLOWMAS
Parabolan Kitten (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +3, Glasswork +1)
SUNLESS SEA
Weeping Doll (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3, Watchful +3, Dreaded +1)
HALLOWMAS FATE
Unfinished Hat (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3, Dreaded +1)

Dark-Carapaced Crustacean (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3)
FATE
Hell-Scarred Gondolier (Bizarre +1, Watchful +2)

Celebrated Weasel (Bizarre +1, Plagued by a Popular Song +2)
HALLOWMAS FATE
Ebullient Undertaker (Bizarre +1, Monstrous Anatomy +2, Watchful +2)
FATE
Rubbery Plongeur (Bizarre +1, Respectable +1)
RETIRED
An Antediluvian Ushabti (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +1, Watchful +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE
Spider-Infested Eyeball (Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1)
FATE
Wild Vesture Spider (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +1)
FATE
A Custom-Engraved Skull (Bizarre +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE
Bandaged Raven (Bizarre +1)
Connected Pet
Hungover Terrier (Bizarre +1)
Connected Pet
Preening Macaw (Bizarre +1)
Connected Pet
Rose-bearing Maggot (Bizarre +1)
FEAST OF THE ROSE FATE
Rubbery Associate (Bizarre +1)
RETIRED
Rubbery Euphonium (Bizarre +1)

-4
Possessed Goldfish (Bizarre -4, Dreaded -4, Respectable -4)

-12
Viric Lizard (Bizarre -12)

Affiliation

Value Item
+1
The Rose Giveth Its Verses to Devils and Also to You (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +5, Watchful +2)
CHRISTMAS FATE
A Salon (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +2, Respectable +2)

A Member of the Order of Those Who Will Not Be Caught Red-Handed (Bizarre +1, Noticed by the Queen of Air and Darkness +1, Watchful +1)
HALLOWMAS
The Thief-Oath of Tristram Bagley (Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1, Mithridacy +1, Shadowy +1, Visiting Tristram Bagley +1)
Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
Inducted into the Inverted Stalactite Society (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +1, Witnessed by the Silent Shame +1)
HALLOWMAS
The Iron Correspondents (Bizarre +1, A Member of the Pen-Bearers +1, Dangerous +1, Dreaded +1)
CHRISTMAS FATE
-2
The Inescapable Ubiquity of your Countenance (Respectable +4, Persuasive +2, Bizarre -2, Shadowy -10)

Transport

Value Item
+3
Semi-Automated Mary Lloyd (Bizarre +3, Dangerous +4)
FRUITS OF THE ZEE
+2
Weasel-Infested Velocipede (Bizarre +2, Watchful +5)
CHRISTMAS FATE
Clay Sedan Chair (Bizarre +2)

Home Comfort

Value Item
+2
Serpent-Headed Oneiropompic Stave (Bizarre +2, Persuasive +6, Glasswork +2)

Anatomically Accurate Batrachian Bench (Bizarre +2, Persuasive +2, Dreaded -2)

Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil (Bizarre +2, Kataleptic Toxicology +1, Mithridacy +1)
Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
Gear-driven Skeletal Monkey (Bizarre +2, Respectable -2)

+1
Diatomist's Array (Bizarre +1, Watchful +8)

Amber Vision of the Sea of Spines (Bizarre +1, Watchful +6, Shapeling Arts +1, Zeefaring +1)

Highly-Accurate Gargoyle (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +4, Monstrous Anatomy +1)
Mr Chimes' Grand Clearing-Out
Mr Mirrors' Most Heartfelt Reflection (Bizarre +1, Watchful +3, Glasswork +1)
CHRISTMAS FATE
A Painting entitled 'Self-Interest' (Bizarre +1, Watchful +3)
FATE
You're Not Quite Sure What (Bizarre +1, Watchful +3)
CHRISTMAS FATE
A Maudlin Gift from the Heavens (Bizarre +1, Shadowy +3)
CHRISTMAS FATE
Ray-Drenched Correspondence Paperweight (Bizarre +1, Persuasive +3)
CHRISTMAS FATE
Luxury's Lap (Bizarre +1, Dangerous +3)
CHRISTMAS FATE
A Clot of Malachite Flesh (Bizarre +1, Respectable +1)
FATE
An Opal-Eyed Skeleton (Bizarre +1, Dreaded +1)
FATE
-2
Diorama of a Prehistoric Hunter (Respectable +2, Bizarre -2)

Ship

Value Item
+1
Zubmarine (Bizarre +1, Zailing Speed +55, Zubmersibility +1)

Spouse

Value Item
+3
Companion in Amber (Bizarre +3, Committed: +1, Shapeling Arts +1)
FATE
Boneless Consort (Bizarre +3, Committed: +1)
FATE

Club

Value Item
+4
The Clay Tailor Club (Bizarre +4, Persuasive +1)

+2
The Young Stags' Club (Bizarre +2, Dreaded +2, Shadowy +1)

Treasure

Value Item
+4
A False-Star of your Own (Bizarre +4, Shadowy +13, Watchful +6, Shapeling Arts +2)
Ambition: Light Fingers! Item
The Marvellous (Bizarre +4, Persuasive +13, Dangerous +6, A Player of Chess +2)
Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
+2
The Long-Dead Priests of the Red Bird (Bizarre +2, Watchful +13, Shadowy +6, Dreaded +2, Mithridacy +2)
Ambition: Bag a Legend! Item
A Palatial Holiday Home in the Arctic Circle (Bizarre +2, Watchful +13, Persuasive +6, Mithridacy +2, Respectable +2)
Ambition: Heart's Desire! Item
A Winged and Taloned Steed Formerly Mr Veils (Bizarre +2, Dangerous +13, Shadowy +6, Dreaded +2, Monstrous Anatomy +2)
Ambition: Bag a Legend! Item